₦airaland Forum

Amen,but why in the joke section

A man was polishing his new car...his three year old son picked stone and scratched line on the side of the car. In anger the man took the child's hand and lint it many times not realizing that he was using an iron wretch. At the hospital,the child saw his father,with painful eyes "Dad when will my fingers grow...?! "The man was so hurt and speechless. He went to his car and kicked it a lot of times devastated by his actions....sitting in front of the car he looked at those scratched and realized that the child had written "I love you dad"the next day,the man committed suicide

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning"said the young man. "if i could take a couple of minutes of your time, i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners"
"Go away"said the old lady. "i haven't got any money!"and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash,the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Dont be too hasty!" he said."Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.
And with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet,i will personally eat the remainder"
"well" she said, "i hope you have a good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning

Nice 1

Barawon banxa barawon wofi...mtsw

None of the above

Hmm

A hausa man travelling wit his two wives was attacked by armrobbers,the first wife shouted wayyo ni zainab and one of the robbers replied u are lucly that was my mother's name u are free to go on hearing this the second wife said me too that is my name.,after she was released the robber turned to the hausa man and said wat of u?the hausa man answered me too that is my name because even on our way one of my frnd said to me zee a dawo lafiya

Judge essien has a son michael,who is very stubborn and always wants to play tricks on other peoples because his father is the judge.one day akpors is walking in the market unexpectedly someone give him a hard slap on his face.akpors annoyingly turn to see who the hell in this town would dare think to slap him.when he turn he sees michael standing before him.akpors ask michael why did u slap me?michael answered;i thought it was my frnd,i didn't knw it was u pls forgive me.akpors said no,i wil neva tolerate this u should either let me revenge wat u did to me or pay for it.michael replied that he wil do none of the two,b'cos he did'nt do it intentionally.so akpors decided to take him to the judge not knowing that he is the judge son.having both the two made their statement to the judge.the judge ask michael to pay akpors 1000 but he said that he dont hav money wit him now.the judge ask him to go and pick the money in the next 30 minutes.on his way out the judge make a signal indicating to him that if he go he should not come back.after about one hour michael did'nt come,akpors talk to the judge about it.the judge replied keep on waiting he wil stil come.2 hours passed on but stil there is no sign of michael.so akpors stood up and giv the judge a hard slap and said if he comes tel him to giv u the money b'cos i cant wait for him.

A man deadly drunk on his way home sees a mad man,the man walked directly to the mad man and ask him.Bros;what is it now,i mean is it night or day?the mad man answer;i dnt know o,me too i'm a stranger

Wow!what a smart boy

harmless011: When this madness come to an end?

i think this question is for the president to answer

So it's now time for hadejia state to be created

Gen.Muhd Buhari is the best politician in Nigeria

A nice move

I dont think we are insulting our presiddnt,we are just saying the truth.

If i were u, i will not kill,divorce or sent her back to the man.i will let her stay with me but she wont see the happiness of my lyf.xata ga mummunan xama

Iam a student from HAFEDPOLY,KAZ.we dont have any bank in the school,infact we dont even have the atm machines in the school

I think they luv u b'cos u are handsome and good with words

Gov.sule lamido of jigawa state is the best