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Omo.. these small gals nawa o..

I don't like typing on nairaland.. anyway.. inside the cybercafe where I was formatting my book today.. this chiamaka gal of around 19 or 20 was just lecturing a grown up man (her uncle or so) of about 30 something years on how to spot the tricks of any gal

She told him that:


- once he uses money to attract a gal, the gal will only be interested in his money until he goes broke and starts acting like portable or akpi

- gals date several men at the same time.. but that there will always be that one guy her heart beats for (she will always obey him no matter what)

- any gal wey love him, won't ask for money from him

- in all his doings in this life, he must not marry a girl with no handwork or source of income (na this wan make me believe say gals know wetin dem dey do o )


But I no not all Nigerian gals are like that.. we still have the good ones who are after your love and not money.. just that they're in the graveyard)


See the gal below.. WhatsApp no gree take screenshot

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My nigga keep that iPhone 14 pro max for me.. I'll get it in 2 months time. My 2 books are going live tomorrow.

I go use iphone chop imsu gals like biscuit bone

yinkbell:
Hello bro. I just decided to quote you on this dear thread.
I saw your comment on Nairaland today about kid water creativity.
You mentioned writing and publishing on Amazon KDP. Pls, I can you guide me? What nitche do you write on. Pls, I await your reply.

Sorry. I have been on ban.. just got released this evening. What niche are you interested in?

Canadana should continue denying Nigerian politicians businessmen visa jare.. America take note..

I'm so so elated. Bunch of terroristic clowns..



Any member of any Nigerian force ought to be shot at site

Mcslize:
Very nicely. I want to ask if any of your book has ever been blocked in your book shelf so far. And if yes like how many.

Mentor me na

Philogeny4:
This post is more relevant than any senseless books you're writing

See them.. nigeria youth

Anything goes in the shithole

osuofia2:
Equating hunger and human being shows how heartless you are. May what happened to this family be your portion, in Jesus mighty name.

May all the 365 days of this year filled with bad and terrible news for you and your family.. AMEN.

osuofia2:
Ipobss bastardss have killed and kidnapped more Igbos than non Igbos. The case of the member of Anambra state Assembly that 100m was collected as ransom and later killed is still afresh

Cry me a river.

Tinubu the druglord's hunger have killed so many yorubas than non yorubaa's

Too many Irrelevant posts on nairaland these days..nawa o. I pity the youth

Time wey I go use write 5 pages of ..... book that's selling like hot cake on Amazon now

See example here

https://www.nairaland.com/8339634/own-good-read-before-8pm

Pix no gree load

House, pls how do I add my book title in the pages??

YouTube no answer the question o. Just this question pls?? 🙏🏻

See example below.


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osuofia2:
Why didn't you say Amen to the prayer of ipobss monsters to locate you.

Them go soon kee Nigeria army beasts finish

osuofia2:
Ewu, if it were members of your family that are the victims will you be saying that nonsense. Don't worry, it will get to your household soon.

Ogûn and amadióha strike you dèad. Idiot. Na your household alone Dem go visit.

IPOB matter go Kee you there. Aturu mpam

Go and sit down jare.. Scam of a Nigerian police.

Most corrupt force ever.

osuofia2:
Kill any stupiid ipobss sit at home killer

Cóward like you. Useless. Owó mida merchant.

Why are you guys only reading and not answering??

massive1019:
Let me drop this one for the purpose of likes...



Hold Time: 9 months
Inbound sale...

How come? This is almost like one million naira o.. will you be paid all this money??

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Pls guys how do I add my book title in Google Docs pages?? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I tried searching on YouTube but couldn't see any reasonable answer (maybe I used the wrong keywords to search for it)


See example below

Natbrowny:
Yes make a sim swap for that upgrade to be effective.

Problem is that 10gig free has a condition

It varies it could be 2gig normal + 5gig tiktok night only + 3gig YouTube night only

Mtn has conditions attached to data.

Or 10gig free with a ridiculously sucking of data themed rate. Open whatsapp and chat 2people, boooom 600mb gone like a toddler sucks coke using straw

Nawao. So the lady is right?

What does this mean guys?

I showed it to the lady that's selling sim card today, and she said I'll have to do welcome back to enroll my sim into 4G.

How true guys?

For the past one week, my network has been terribly bad. I need advice guys?? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Pls house, I want to ask an important question.

My second book has over 30,000 words but it has 4 main categories. (It's a non-fiction book)

I want to ask if I should turn the book into a series (like book 1 and book 2).

Some authors in the same sub-niche have their books in series.


Note: If published as 1 book, it will be over 100 pages.

But if published as a series (2 books), each book would be less than 100 pages.


Will the pages affect sales??

What do you guys think, I don't want to leave money on the table??


And secondly, how many page count would my book be if published?

I used the Times New Roman font and Size 12.. 1.5 line spacing in formatting it on Docs.

Pls house.. does this mean that this person has plenty KDP accounts or what?

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