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GAG or GAC, they are same to me. These rubber stamp tinubu minions be acting like they have an independent mind every time.
Well, they can only decieve their zombie children.

Savedday2:
When you have a weak governor, what do you expect?

To tell you how low SIM have become, he was addressed as "Madam", when I saw the letter I was so shocked.

Wike will impeached him either Tinubu like it or not.

Please, move this your post to jokes section. 😂

naptu2:
That's not a Sahara Reporters original report. They simply copied it. This was originally reported by the New York Times and several other foreign newspapers and they used information that was released by US officials (Senator Ted Cruz and others) to track down the source of the information. The reports were everywhere yesterday morning, Sahara Reporters just copied it from them.

Ishilove, please tell this guy that their 9m dollars bribe money to NY times and other shitty news outlets have failed to achieve the desired results.

PDPdestroyer:
The fact that his people are running helter skelter all over the thread shows you all know your game is up and are making frantic efforts to change the narrative, to prevent the impending repercussion of your actions, potentially in the hands of northerners
I can feel the fear and trepidation in you all, the bad news is that nobody needed this report to know those behind the CPC designation, many of us even knew when the lobbying was going on before it got mainstream, so, no amount of diversionary tactics will change what we all know.
I made a thread about El-Rufai sharing a Twitter post confirming those behind the CPC designation but the biased mods refused moving to FP despite many comments
Una don price, you must collect!

You don't even believe in what you posted, hence your open 32 teeth.
You better go and collect your 9m dollars from those you paid it because the world reading this thread are shudder at the height of tinubus stew-pidity.

I have no dog in this fight. They are all mad men.

PulaPower:
You just say Amen..

You don’t need to explain..

Nature knows the enemies of Nigeria..

Yes nature knows the enemies of Nigeria and would surely pay them in kind.

Who's explaining what? Explain 🔥

Belzdossy:
Hi All.

Please how do I help a difficult father change his character.

My father is a difficult person who has had issues with everyone around him including his family.

Myself, my siblings, my mum, and his family have talked to him but he is always adamant on wanting to do things his way. His actions aren't always well thought out and they end up leading to hatred from people.

His actions even led to my ex treating me badly due to some terrible things my father said to my ex and the unpleasant way my father treated him, e.g. my father refused to speak with him on the phone and when he spoke with him he insulted my ex for not sending him money.

Now, I'm dating someone else who is distancing himself. I noticed my new partner started distancing himself after a call my father had with him.

My partner refused to tell me the exact things my father told him, but I know from past experience that they're likely not to be good things. From the things my father said he discussed with my partner, I'm not happy myself.

How do I handle this situation because I've tried my best to forgive and tolerate. I can't take it anymore as it continues to affect my life daily.

Sorry to hear but there's nothing you can do to change a grown man. You either live with it or you distance yourself and your affairs from him.

APOPTOSIS:
Do you truly need Marriage to multiply?

But you are among those that shame single mothers here everyday.

Kaczynski:
You must be delusional dwelling on a fictious story .


Even your colonisers dont take it seriously.

Your colonizers that spend fortunes on weddings? Wake up from your slumber.

illicit:
Where did Adam and Eve marry...

Adam didnt even know Eve

You dont have to be married to multiply and marriage doesnt mean you cant multiply elsewhere if you want to

Because you don't have money to start a family doesn't it make marriage a bad idea. You are advocating for children outside wedlock but will still come here to mock so called single mothers.

Kaczynski:
Only women with low income see marriage as achievement.

Is that the point of this topic? You should have just STFU.

Obviously food poison. The perpetrator may have targeted one of the two but decided the other should be collateral damage instead of passing up the opportunity to kill the one.

Sad. Rip.

madridguy:
Federal government appointment.

Job slots at NEPZA, CBN, DPR, FAAN, NAFDAC, NDLEA and Nigeria custom. If Baba Tinubu can just dash me a appointment and still dash me job slots at the mentioned agencies for my brothers and cousins, I go just dey happy like Jagaban when he won the presidential election.

Buhahahahahaha😂😂😂

Bank alert like GSM number.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!

Alaigbo:
They die trillion times b4 their death. One souless one was rejoicing over Eagles lose, just because he does not want Tinubu to take glory for the success n I laugh at his foolishness pointing out I hope he will be OK when Obi is president n those from other tribe pay him in kind.

i know Obi till eternity n beyond will never be president in Nigeria or Biafra, not in this life, the next life or even in the afterlife. i just wanted him to understand his foolishness but i guess that is way too comprehensive for his head.

You are reaping what you sowed yesterday. Cry harder.

PulaPower:
One thing I know for sure is that enemies of Nigeria will never know peace..

No pathway to prosperity for all the enemies of Nigeria..

The enemies of Nigeria are those in power who aid and abett terrorists through government appointments and huge ransom money for terrorists to acquire more weapons.

Dalohad:
They can say whatever they like..

The East owes no one any apologies or explanation. It does not change anything..Never had, never will.

It is propaganda Vs propaganda going forward.

Yesso. Their blame makes us more successful.

Na so king Bulaba dey piss for agbada those days until he started wearing adult pampers.

yarimo:

And so? Protest is the fundamental human right of citizens even though it's a crime under Tinubu's government.

simpleseyi:
,
Ma Philosophy graduate understand Tax na, Shebi?

You have read his arguments, counter him with your own arguments if e sure for you.

simpleseyi:
Imagine a 3rd Class Philosophy graduate turned Trader making and grading Tax Kaws for his mumu followers. E dem burn am well, make he no pay am nah

Show us proof of his third class certificate or STFU.
Tinubu with his numerous questionable certificates and buhari with a mere standard six certificate are your idols.

This is what opposition should be. Constructive criticism is the Hallmark of credible opposition, but rather than tackle him with their own arguments, Bayo Ononuga and Reno omokri would simply resort to insults because even them don't understand the tax policy.

Fayose is a spent force. Paid media appearances can't change that.

LottiOk:
As expected, online noise, senseless, meaningless comments, insults,curses and illogical proclamations that never amount to anything in real Life (Reality) is what you Obidents have come to be known by. It's really a waste of time engaging you guys in any conversation. At the end of the Day all your stupid fantasies only ends here on Nl and Twitter (X) and you are left to witness the reality you refused to accept in pains and anguish as you wail till after '31 or beyond.

Ndo ooh

More tears. See you see dehydration.

Kreesxxx:
You should ask Fubara who says he is going to do anything to maintain peace.

You Wike defenders seem not to be in the know of what you defend or are ashamed to say.

FarahAideed:
Being smuggled to Niger

I thought nobody would say this. But is it actually smuggling? I would say they go there to sell them and the Niger guys come over to buy them too.
The Op countered by saying they have dealers in Nigerien cities though.

Kreesxxx:
If you believe this shit, Fubara might have someone he is smarter than in you.

So please tell us, what exactly is this agreement between them?

yarimo:
agreement is agreement very simple

What exactly is this agreement you are talking about?

LottiOk:
When e reach your turn keep shut and don't talk inugo ‼️ allow you successor who you picked against many others wishes, to come and not only humiliate you, rubbish you legacy and try to steal your hard earned political structure. A

nd yeah more folks online who are irrelevant and can't do anything have be dragged in by wike's haters(mostly Obidents) who thinks their online noise will alter the reality that Sim will be impeached and there's nothing they can do about it than to wail, insult,curse and wish harm and disgrace to Wike.

You guys really need to start thinking without too much emotions

Your tears is causing massive erosion or the streets of Nigeria.

Butterfly thinking itself a bird.