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WTF did I just read?

Is this comedy central or these guys are really serious?

Ikaeniyan0:
The UK advised her citizens not to go to Imo, Abia and Anambra state, insecurity is horrible in your region but you're more concerned about Yoruba land. Ngige was attacked few days ago, instead of you to face your burning and unproductive region, nah Yoruba land matter you carry for head

You are guilty of what you accuse him of.
Thank God for the safe return of those people.
Some were less fortunate.

The students and their teachers are doing fine? How nah? Oga how nah? Howwww?

otipoju:
I dated one for six years. Once I hear, I am from Edo state...omo na God bless you. I'll see you some other time.

No matter the level of Christianity, anger,violence ,pride ,arrogance and juju no far from Bini girls.

Who no come no go no know.

Tubaba is in a deep mess with that lady. If they are not separated quickly, something very unfortunate go sup.

lilsmart:
Reality show
Very funny that she's a house of rep member and he is also a so called legend and his friend that daddy whatever could have ended the li e stream and save his friend. But no he just freeze. that self proclaim pastor. Shame on all of them. At this time that major political maneuvering and moves are been made. Na this Nollywood na they watch

It's state house of assembly. Mehn, I watched the full live session and the things I heard from his former managers concerning that union is traumatic. I fear so much for Tubaba. And it seems he can not help himself. He's under different types of spell.
Whatever you do, don't ever be in a toxic relationship.
They are not even married. It was just introduction they did because Tubaba has not finalized his divorce from Annie.

It's very very scary. The babe dey break bottle over every fight. Tubaba got arrested in London because she break bottle, used it to stab herself and wounded Tubaba as well. It was people present that called the police.

Imagine stabbing herself at the back of her hand and the bones were visible. 😏😏😏😏😏

UrVillageChief:
Which of the two men are not his boys today?
Ambode has constantly said and shown that he’s forever loyal to him and the two men have met multiple times to show he (the President) had long forgiven him. Osinbajo too visited him immediately after the election victory to show that enmity doesn’t exist in his dictionary. He’s life mission is to constantly confuse folks like you😂😂

Why has he not given Ambode a second chance to loot by bringing him on board and why is odale not defending foolishly like it's going out of fashion like the rest of you? You must be a teenager from the way you reason. 😅😅

Max24:
Hope all the above has earned you ambassadorial position from Obi? Hope it has put food on your table ever since? Or are you doing all these without Shishi? If so, I pity your generation.

Pity your own generation bro. You are a lost cause.

AustineE1:
You are a f*cking heartless being,If you continue this way,you wont make heaven. Damn you are too brutal for my liking. Lol!

I already have heaven in my pocket. Done and dusted. 🤣

UrVillageChief:
@bolded, No, a President is someone who isn’t averse to criticism. He’s someone who’s free and doesn’t take criticism to the heart. A good President is someone who welcomes and sees dissenting views and opinions as normal since we humans can’t all always agree on everything.
Bia, wetin be una own really? Like, I’m lost and I no understand again😂 The person who was insulted said he’s not offended but na una Dey swallow panadol.
So to you, President Tinubu would have been a proper leader if he’s someone who hates and doesn’t tolerate dissenting voices and likes keeping malice and dealing ruthlessly with his critics? 😂
No, this one has a large heart and this is one of the reasons why he enjoys this cult-like followership. He’s an astute and the biggest politician in the whole of Nigeria’s history. He enjoys throwing confusion into the heads and minds of his oppositions😂
Nigerians, like what exactly do you really want?

But he denied Ambode second term for not being loyal. Osunbande nko?

Exousiang01:
E concern you.

The same Reno has come out to say he was wrong but you have kept the old narrative because it suits you.
That one na between you and your fullishness

Was he wrong?
Wrong about what?

Tinubu is on a vendatta mission we all know, but if malami stole and ate our yams, he must vomit them.

Putindbutt:
Lol, Reno is so good with words. In a few words yet it packed so much weight, he gave a handshake to some and at the same time dished out a punch to the jaws of others. I like him, he never missed the opportunity to rub it in. And how one man could be such a nightmare to a group of people is still a mystery. Ambassador Reno Omokri, God has placed you above your enemies.

I'm also grateful to Reno because if not for him, I wouldn't know Tinubu was an international drug baron.

I wouldn't know Tinubu had mouth odor too and so many damning exposes he did on tinubu at both national and international fora.

The man raised very salient questions.
Muslim100 should help us answer them.

It is finished!

I give up on Agbadorians!!

Godfullsam:
I guess he feared they might impose the girl on him for marriage .

He may come back in the future to claim the child

Why sleep with her without protection in the first place? Didn't he know the consequences?

LegendHero:
He already told the National Assembly to create laws that will allow willing states to have their own police force.

Then based on that law, they are going to have both federal police and state police.

Thank you for educating your brother. He doesn't read before commenting.

Flangelo12:
The small objects scattered on the road appear to be ammunition cartridges or "ammo". Ammunition consists of a projectile (bullet), a propellant (gunpowder), and an ignition device (primer) all contained within a case.

The components on the ground are likely empty cartridge cases and potentially some unfired rounds or bullets.

Ammunition is material fired or detonated from a weapon system.

The term "bullet" technically refers only to the projectile part, not the entire cartridge.
The image shows several people standing around the scattered items on a paved road or bridge.

Guy, which kain motigbetional talk be this one ?

Iagos:
Wooowww

Tinubu is in for a long ride

Omor!

Mehn!

Nothing Gbola Tinubu no go see for bandits hand o 🙁

As this may be true, Amaechi would however thrash oshiomole if both were to go for a presidential election.

The American seems to be a friend of Omojuwa's. He failed to put things in their right perspective and also put Omojuwa and the government he represents in their place.

tesseract:
You forget to include the FBI narcotics case of the current president when he was based in Chicago in the 70s. These and many more. We may think these guys don't have details of happenings in the country but they more than do.

It's actually in the 90s. Very recent.

bennyflipy:
I didn't vote in a Messiah, Na una want Messiah, the terrorist sympathizer.

We got our man of experience doing well so far.

You voted a terrorist sponsor or you have been living in mars?

WesleyPepper:
That won’t still make the effeminate dullardpo enter Aso rock

Na the drawling agbero Dem do aso rock for.

I know the Xpress company. They have been helping state governors siphon money belongings to the state for long. Their parent company is an accounting firm.

Putinofrussia:
When you all point to Lagos as if it has crumbled or gone bankrupt due to Alpha Beta one begins to see why Nigeria is not working with your obsolete,asinine ideas.
If not for just complain sake from the opposition,Alpha Beta to me,has helped Lagos to grow economically.No entity is flawless but it is better than govt to govt that has bankrupted Nigeria which has all resources to be greater than any nation in Africa but for endemic corruption.
You cannot be doing something the same way every time and expect different answers.
Comparing Nigerian system to Lagos is like comparing life and death.
Lagos manages its affairs better than Nigeria.
This is why Lagos as a city,is the 2nd Economy in Africa.
If Alpha Beta were bad,a retinue of states wouldn't join them in order to grow themselves economically.
The only thing necessary is to give Xpress whatever top-notch monitoring and periodical scrutiny.

@your last paragraph, what's Xpress whatever coming to do that's not being done by TSA already?

bennyflipy:
Una want make him fail by all means, but he no go fail.

Una Messiah will never be President.

Your messiah already failed woefully. What are you still talking about?

FreeStuffsNG:
CAN and Catholic Bishops dragging the limelight while the school authorities have not given account to the media.

FG will get to the bottom, secure the release of the captives and prosecute everyone behind the crime.

The school belongs to the church, which school authority are you talking about again?

Your last paragraph was you consoling yourself. Enjoy.

Did the school pupils numbering 50 escape or were rescued after paying ransom? Kwara governor, how much did you pay for the release of worshippers?

Still, congratulations to the families.

Tinubu is the worst thing that ever happened to Nigeria!

Never again!

This is a common occurrence over there. Obesere should have known better than not settle before the show.

Or maybe he did, but another set not settled showed up to cause trouble.

The musicians themselves use juju to scatter the instruments of other entertainers so only them can play and make money. This one happens in Igboland too.

Marvieduke:
My first encounter with war voodoo and how Fulani bandits CANNOT withstand it if properly utilized was years ago when I was serving.

I was posted to a community called Ogume in Ndokwa West of Delta state.

I taught Creative Arts at the popular Ogume grammar school.

I will never forget that sunny afternoon I was returning to my PPA from school break in Portharcourt where I went to spend my holidays, because I couldn't travel all the way back home to Uyo.

I was on a bike, thundering down the desolate stretch of that Ogume-Amai highway from Kwale, when my bike man suddenly cut the bike brakes and meandered us into the bush nearby.

I thought he had lost his mind.

'Oga, you dey craze??' I fumed as the wet weed and mud splattered all over my khaki pants.

He signalled me to hush up and stay low behind some thicket, then he jabbed his finger ahead and that was when I saw it.

A group of Fulani herdsmen with turbans and automatic rifles were dragging a young villager out of the bushes to the center of the tarred road.

The young man looked not more than 19 years and had light bruises all over.

He wore a faded brazil jersey that was badly torn to reveal an amulet dangling from his neck.

He appeared like he had been struggling with someone in a fight and rolling on soil.

The Fulani herdsmen were speaking rapidly and slapping him, and before we knew it, one of them cocked his rifle and fired point-blank at this young native.

As the smoke cleared, we were shocked to see the young native still standing and not on the floor.

His left arm was clenched against his chest defensively and resolutely— otherwise he looked unscathed.

The Fulani herdsmen we saw were about 13.

I will never forget that number because what followed next haunts me till this day.

Each of the 13 Fulani herdsmen opened fire into the head and body of this young man continuously.

It was like a fireworks display.

They riddled his body with bullets and literally blasted the young man from one side of the expressway to the other side.

His body was flung back and forth like a rag doll as the volley of bullets rammed into his anatomy in quick succession.

All the young man chanted repeatedly was 'Kweke!!'

From where we watched, there was no perforation on his body.

Not a single gunshot wound we could see.

Not a single drop of blood.

What the herdsmen did next?

They pinned this young man to the ground and one of them tried to slit his throat with his dagger, but the blade refused to eat into his skin, and the villager just lay there bellowing 'Kweke!!!' continuously

They spent 10 minutes ferociously matchetting this young man, but the young man just lay there squirming in pain, but not sustaining a single cut or tear.

Finally, they tied the legs and hands of this man and dragged him back to their own side of the road where they consulted each other for few minutes, speaking and gesticulating in Fulani.

And the most unusual spectacle happened.

2 of them vanished into the adjoining swampy tropical forest and led back a particularly large bull with horns like a weapon made from rhinoceros horns and elephant tusks.

5 extra herdsmen held the cow in position and steadied his head so the horns pointed slightly forward.

Then another 3 grabbed the villager they had earlier tied, hefted him on their shoulders, ambled towards the bull and slammed the poor young man repeatedly into the horns of the animal.

The young man cried out in pain and started bleeding.

It didn't take up to 5 tries until the cow's horns neatly impaled his abdomen and rib cage, and the irate bull huffed and tossed his dismembered body to the ground where it commenced stomping the hemorrhaging body with its hooves.

Every time the cow stopped stomping, one of the Fulani herdsmen would make a clicking sound with their tongue and push the bloody body of their victim into its fore limbs.

And the cow would indignantly start stomping what it thought was the enemy all over again.

All of this while, the herdsmen stood by laughing and pointing, and when they were satisfied that their victim had been successfully killed, they fired some shots into the air signalling victory, pulled the cow away and filed into the forest.

I was in a daze over what I just witnessed

The bike man kept muttering 'KWEKE' under his breath too.

After we were sure the Fulani marauders were out of earshot, we strolled out to the road and I begged the bike man to allow us carry the body of the boy back to Kwale township where a hospital could attempt to save what was left of his life.

But as soon as we got to the body, we realized it was all over.

The young man's entire digestive system had been ripped out of his abdomen by the cow's horns and a big stone had been used to smash his skull for good measure.

But that wasn't even the worst of it all.

Lying in the bush there a few yards from us were over 23 dismembered and decapitated bodies.

Ogume Youths.

None more than 20 years.

The bike man told me to get on the bike so we continue our journey and he would alert the villagers of what had happened.

I couldn't even argue.

I sat on the bike and we roared off.

If you know Ogume community well, you will know the road I speak of when entering Ogume land from Kwale.

A narrow and desolate stretch of tarred road flanked on both sides by thick rain forests and hectares upon hectares of swampy grassland that stretched into all directions for kilometers.

If your car breaks down on that road, you can park by the road side there for 2 hours and a single vehicle or bike will not come along.

And the potholes on the road even make that stretch of road more foreboding.

Mostly Dangote trailers or trucks carrying timber and rubber traverse that road.

One of the loneliest stretches of roads I have seen in my life.

Now you may be wondering the story behind what I just witnessed.

Let me tell you(as I later came to find out).

Fulani herdsmen brought their cattle into Ogbe-Ole Ogume community and started destroying the crops of the villagers.

Ogume indigenes are predominantly farmers, so you can imagine how bad this was for them.

The village head asked them to leave and delegated about 24 youths to peacefully escort them out of Ogume land.

Each of the 24 youths wore war voodoo.

They were 'cooked' and fortified against bullets, but the herdsmen didn't know this yet.

The Fulani herdsmen appeared to cooperate and allowed themselves to be escorted out with their cattle.

About 20 of them.

When they got to the most desolate and remote part of the wilderness— far far from where human settlement was— where they knew that the rest of the village couldn't get a distress call from, the herdsmen turned and started opening fire at the youths.

The youths only had big sticks for protection, but were generally unarmed.

But they fought back bravely and killed 7 of the Fulani marauders.

Unfortunately the herdsmen had knives, cutlasses and guns, and when they saw that their bullets were useless against the Ogume Youths, they attacked them with their knives and cutlasses and slaughtered 23 of them.

Except the last one which we happened upon.

The leader of the Ogume Youths.

He wore war voodoo not just against bullets like his colleagues, but also wore against knives, arrows and spears.

His body was impenetrable and impervious to bullets, knives, arrows and spears.

This was why the herdsmen couldn't kill him.

So they had to impale him on a cow's horns.

And then finish him off with a big stone.

Ogume community brought all 24 bodies of those brave young men to the village center at Ogbe-Ole and mourned for 14 days.

Every indigene painted ash on their forehead the entire period.

Ogume was declared out of bounds for any and every human of Fulani and Hausa ethnicity from that moment.

Till date.

Suya sellers packed up their things and fled to Ughelli, Amai and Abbi, Obiaruku and even Agbor.

Any Fulani or Hausa person found in Ogume community was k.illed at the spot.

We Corpers were advised to never leave our lodges without our ID cards so we aren't mistaken for Fulanis since we were basically outsiders and non-indigene.

I personally had to braid my curly Afro hair so I'm not confused for someone from Niger republic considering my height and build.

The villagers used the blood of their 24 fallen comrades to concoct a very powerful voodoo to secure the entire boundary of Ogume community, making it inaccessible to Fulani herdsmen.

No Fulani herdsmen could cross the boundary of Ogume and survive past 30 minutes.

We started getting news of Fulani herdsmen dropping dead around neighbouring communities and their cows being acquired by the villagers.

3 months before I passed out from NYSC, a group of almost 50 herdsmen tried to raid a community called Ogbagbu late one night.

Not a single indigene was hurt due to the war voodoo they wore.

But every single Fulani herdsman lost his life and their bodies were burnt at the center of the 7 villages that make up Ogume.

Till this day, Fulani herdsmen have NOT stepped a foot in Ogume land.

Even in Utuwe, the last and remotest village of Ogume.

I mean in a community where even children are fortified and ready for war?

Ask around, Ogume may be an economically backward community today, notorious for bloody communal clashes and all that.

But as regards Fulani herdsmen invasion?

They have COMPLETELY conquered that.

No, Ogume indigenes do not have automatic rifles.

They don't have sophisticated weapons and fire power.

They just know how to use the native protection their ancestors gave to them to survive.

They avoid certain creatures like snail, sheep, dogs etc and are forbidden from eating, touching or consuming them.

But they are a truly fearless breed of humans.

Imagine if those communities in Benue state, Taraba, Kwara, Niger and Plateau state adopted this method of self defense years ago against these Fulani bandits.

Just pause and imagine.

But religious Christians will tag it Satanism.

And agree to be slaughtered in their worship places than to protect themselves and continue living.

Which leads me to wonder:

Do we really believe that it is the wish of God in heaven for anyone to be gruesomely murdered and cut off at their prime by a group of blood thirsty maniacs who believe that they have more rights to life than anyone else?

I'm not done.

I'll be back.

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