₦airaland Forum

Spin doctors everywhere.

What is wrong is not correct and what's not correct is very bad.

Release those children unconditionally to their parents and stop all these gaslighting.

Where's the cardoso fire?

Biodun556:
What was the governor looking before now ?


Is Atiku, Kwankwanso and others who have spent 8 yrs in office not aware of Almajiri children starving and eating dirty things from waste bin on the streets?

And you are just knowing now after sucking Alimajiri balls for the 8yrs of buhari misadventure?

Gej built Alimajiri schools for them, why didn't he wait for kwankwaso and Atiku?

This government is really an unfortunate one if those minors are the ones planning to overthrow it.

trutharena:
They are already working on an alternative plan to secure their release.

You mean the teenage fathers and degree holders we saw in court yesterday? 😅

Ebi npiawa azu dey Abuja. 😄

What does it profit a man to build Lagos and destroy Nigeria?

Biodun556:
Yoruba people are cousins. Outsiders may not understand

For example: there's Ikoyi in Oyo and another Ikoyi in Lagos


There is Iponri in Kwara, another Iponri in Lagos

There is Offa in Kwara another Offa in Osun

There is Erin ile in Osun, another Erin ile in Kwara

There is Oke sunna in Ilorin, another Oke sunna in lagos Island


There is Owu in Abeokuta, and Osun State , Many Owus in Lagos

There are many kings in Yoruba land that have there roots elsewhere

It is state creation that caused separation. Yorubas sub groups are highly mixed

Tinubu is from Lagos island but has roots in Iragbiji

Lateef Jakande too has root in Oro, Kwara State. In other parts of Yoruba land, it is the same thing. Sarakis were traced to Abeokuta.

There is no family in Ibadan that you will not trace to another part of Yoruba land.

When will an ekiti man become governor in Oyo?

VDM have decided to carry Nigeria matter for head like gala, tinubu and his mafia gang hate criticism like hell. He will soon ask his boys to make you disappear from the surface of the earth.

Biodun556:
They are almajiri children starving on the streets. It is a cultural thing. The northerners who were expressing shock are hypocrites

Those children really don't have where to go. They have been abandoned to almajiri mallams by their parents.

Protest organizers used them, the same way politicians, Bokoharam and bandits do

So to rehabilitate them is to imprison them and starve them to death right?

Marieh11j:
The guy na mumu.

How can you be giving a democratically elected president ultimatum?

He should be arrested again for making such nonsense statement

This here is the reason why elected officials become God once elected.

FYI, they are called public servants for a reason. They are paid and maintained with tax payers money and you have the right to call them to order when they derail.

Nigeria is no SW where you do yessa yessa to every poo thrown by any rich man even those who looted public money.

I'm not surprised. It's a normal thing in that neck of the woods.

BossOluwendy:
😂😂😂 It is actually Obi-Wan Kenobi a character in Star Wars,and not Peter Obi

Where Did you see Peter Obi in the Op? Obi matter is purging APC miscreants.

dominique:
I don't know why you guys are going off on the OP. He said Obi, he didn't put a first name so why the assumptions?

Due to tinubu's failure, APC miscreants are so touchy and barks at everything that moves.
We warned them about tinubu but they didnt listen, now paranoia knows them by names especially that antizikist 😅

AntiZikist:
You are really daft idiot.

That's a parody from Star Wars Obi Wan-Kenobi character and the squirrel is that of one euthanized by New York state environmental agency.

The tweet doesn't even have anything to do with the US elections .

The Squirrel and that of the Raccoon that were seized from their owner's home and later euthanized have sent US social media on fire.

Elon is referencing the dead Squirrel as the famed star wars' character Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The fact that you think he referenced your foolish inconsequential Obi in that tweet just goes to show how far gone in your hero cult worship of that fraud you have descended.

I will advice you and all your fellow Obidient lunatics to seek professional help.... now!

Tinubu is doing well feeding you enough white powder because you are not normal at all. Even the blind can see that.

WizardOfNG:
You lot are so dullardly. See how you have now admitted Igbos lie, fabricate and sell fake news deliberately?

Is this not what is behind una criminal mentality?

Whatever you call it was designed for compound idiots in your village, it worked!
Now, stop bleating up on my mention.

AntiZikist:
But for some reason, Yorubas are their greatest enemies.

Prior to the civil war , this wasn't the case. Northern Nigeria had more Ibos residing in it than anywhere on the planet. The current SS states outside Edo and Delta , had the second largest concentration of Ibos residing in them than the SW.

All this changed after the pogroms and civil war.

Ibo population in the north never recovered after the civil war. In the SS, Ibo population was even worse hit owing to the abandoned property saga and anti Ibo sentiments from the indigenes over the brutal occupation of their lands by Biafran forces and civilians.

Rather, the SW was the only region that appeared more accommodating to the post war Ibos and that hasn't changed till tomorrow.

But for some reason, the Ibos now see the Yoruba as their number 1 sworn enemies.

My question is how can you be residing and prospering in the lands of your most sworn enemies ? And how also can it be that it's only your people who have had negative reactions from other regions ?

Something isn't normal here.

You can't distract Nigerians from the ignominy and regpunat sight of the 29 minores Tpain has on death row.

WizardOfNG:
Lol. Continue your delusional exaggeration ala "Buhari dead and replaced Jubrin from Sudan". All Nigerians know there is no threat of death hanging over the head of these kids.

You Igbos are always free to play toxic and opportunist politics though. It is what has made you the pariah of Nigeria politics you are today because you cannot reason expansively and long term.

That jubrin something was designed to make you go dancing naked in the streets and it worked. Now swerve with your cursed mandate.

NLCreator:
Ever wonder why Tinubu has been spending more time in France than Nigeria lately? Turns out, it wasn’t for diplomatic business—it was for survival! Apparently, he’s been on the run from these "criminal masterminds"—a gang of children plotting to overthrow his government! Now that they’ve been apprehended, experts believe Tinubu finally has the safe environment he needs to deliver on his Renewed Hope agenda.

Let’s meet the "ringleaders" of the "coup" to dethrone Nigeria’s "greatest" president.

1. Auta Ibrahim

This 5-year-old genius from Kano masterminded a coup with all the finesse of a Saturday morning cartoon villain. His grand plan? Ambush President Tinubu at a fuel station queue, challenge him to a one-on-one duel, and, upon inevitable victory, crown himself President of Nigeria. Rumor has it he spent weeks rehearsing his presidential wave on the playground, blowing kisses to an adoring crowd of kindergartners. If the coup had succeeded, Auta Ibrahim would’ve not only become the youngest president in the world but also the first to sign bills during snack time and hold press conferences on the monkey bars.

2. Tanko Abubakar

This sweet-looking 9-year-old, affectionately dubbed the “Mogul of Kano Streets,” was the financier behind the coup. After raking in a whopping 500 naira from his almajiri begging business, Tanko decided to take a stand against the rising cost of toys. Out of economic outrage, he plotted to overthrow Tinubu and crash the prices of toys.

He was accused of tossing his hard-earned 500 naira around, enticing other kids to join his rebellion against Tinubu with promises of ice cream and biscuits.

Little did he know, his generous spending spree sent the naira into a tailspin, causing inflation to skyrocket and sending Nigeria’s economy into the bottomless pit, according to self-proclaimed economic experts among Tinubu’s supporters.

"Look what one sweet-faced beggar has done!” the experts lamented. “He’s single-handedly ruined our economy just to fund a coup, all while plotting to become Finance Minister and make toys cheaper!"

3. Tanoma Muhammad

This 5-year-old mastermind was the brains behind the entire mutiny. He skillfully convinced the other kids to believe there was “hunger in Nigeria,” a wildly false claim that sent shockwaves through the kindergarten playground and rallied his followers to plot Tinubu’s downfall.

At one point, he even led a brigade of two-year-olds in a fierce protest against "hardship" (mainly the rising price of ice cream and biscuits).

According to experts, his real agenda was to destabilize Tinubu’s government and swoop in as the Minister of Information under Auta's regime. With his knack for spreading fake news about the snack shortage, he’s already shown he has the perfect qualifications.

4. Adamu Adamu

Though this 6-year-old insists he had nothing to do with the coup, his downfall came when a spy overheard him boldly singing, “Parents, listen to your children, we are the leaders of tomorrow…” Horrified, the informant promptly reported him to authorities, citing the song as undeniable proof of an insidious plot to overthrow Tinubu and seize power by tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Tinubu’s supporters took to the streets in jubilant celebration over the capture of the “infant insurgents.”

Ayo Adenuga passionately claimed that these children were the very reason Tinubu hadn’t yet delivered on his “Renewed Hope” promise. “How could he?” she cried. “The poor man was fleeing Nigeria every other week to dodge their capture attempts! Now, finally, with these little rebels behind bars, Tinubu can safely stay home and start delivering—beginning with that Renewed Hope we were all promised!”

Dominique Olumide went even further, condemning the children for their reckless spending. “These infant plotters dumped their vast almajiri fortunes into our economy, and now look at us!” she exclaimed, holding up a single grain of rice as if it were a diamond. “The price of a bag of rice shot up from 10,000 to 100,000 naira, all because these ambitious little tycoons couldn’t resist throwing their 500-naira fortunes around!”

So these are the faces of the coup plotters who wants to dethrone the microphone licking urinating machine? WOW 😃

WizardOfNG:
Don't mind them. Accentuating what they wish to spin as bad news is their strength. Will you see them on the thread below where something really worth celebrating has now been delivered for ordinary Nigerians?

https://www.nairaland.com/8256169/contactless-renewal-nigerian-international-passport

After convulsing, be ready to sue CNN because the story of how 29minors face death sentence in Nigeria for protesting against hunger is already headlines

This is what happens when a narcotic offender is the face of a country. Shame really!

Max24:
Be deceiving yourself. You think Tinubu is Jonathan ? Keep on gaslighting more of them while you hide behind your keyboard.

Tinubu can never be Jonathan. Jonathan is not a drug ring leader

helinues:
You people should stop being petty.

Are those not the underage voters in North? They are not kids when voting but now kids when arrested for looting during protest

Some of you are just so confused far more than weather

You hid behind your keyboards inciting people to go for the protest you won't be part of. How devilish can some people be.

When you were advising them to go to Abuja, do this do that, you did not consider the consequences of una advise

These under aged voters yen yen yen is meant to anger who? To whose advantage was their underaged voting if not evil APC.
Tell the despotic drug pusher to release those children to their parents without futher delay.





I know the sight of those irritated even the stupidest batshit, but blind support of your fellow mooslim won't allow say the truth in public.

Tpain should release those kids unconditionally.

Apel147:
Everyone is arewa now🤣🤣🤣

Good morning. What's funny about what I said? Majority of you little monkeys here think everyone against tinubu must be Igbo because you have never left your enclosure for once.

This is the typical Nigerian situation. You all watched this guy for many throw his lifestyle at our faces with gusto. You could have stopped him many years ago and by now, he would either be somewhere on asylum or changed his ways.

Another frustrated Yoruba kisses the dust blacknp 😄

blacknp:
Send them back to the gallows for another 6 months.

Stupid stupid Mumu Infants, the old cocks like Bigkoko, racoon, Bobloco, Tochi3 have since fled, leaving the stupid minors to [b]bare[/b]the wrath of their stupidity.

When next they hear protest, na Ben Johnson japa dey go do like the old aforementioned hens on Nairaland.

See illiterate batshit 😅😅😅

Bare kor Tpain ni.

Nonsense and iragbiji university. 😄😄😄

Apel147:
Have you become friends of Arewa? 😁

He is Arewa you imbe!

blacknp:
Disgruntled Hypocrites looking for who to blame for their misery.

Tinubu wan change The Federal Republic of Nigeria to Abu Dhabi so that the ungrateful Lazy Wailers will be enjoying abi?

What does it profit a man to build Lagos and destroy Nigeria? Mpama!