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Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis:bin gbagbo wat a scary name*just expressing myself |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis:lmao I hearit |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 9:45pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
obowunmi: Mo le ko e ni ede ilu miplease interprete |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:44pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: I am hungry oo, give me 4 bowls of eba and egusi else i go swallow this una microphone ooolittle wonder you are fat*akpa akpu |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:37pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis:reception so that I will be eating your yeye rice and watching out for your ukala dogz!wicked#no wonder lotsa pepo are here without gifts for the couple |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 9:22pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
obowunmi: No dear, I don't fight with pretty ladies. Just trying to ask why u no like pidgin. Me gan I no speak am well but I dey try sha.so how do you know ayam preety plus I speak about 3 langs!english urhobo ibo and am tryna learn yoruba by force!I must sha just with time |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:16pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis:dog in a wedding hall?atutupoyoyo marriage,I back out jare |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 9:14pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
obowunmi:hian!are we quarreling? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland 1st Royal Wedding!!! by beauz(f): 9:04pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Acidosis: PARTICIPANTSwinchy winchy!I shall break in |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 8:53pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
obowunmi: Why na? U be ajebutter abi?far from it.its just a principle |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 8:31pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
obowunmi:no and am allergic to it |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 6:02pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Yea!laitesmart is holding me!abi na lie smart? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 5:36pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
The pidgins are annoying too much.make I scatter? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Definition Of Trouble by beauz(f): 5:26pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: Threads are not repeated on nairaland. Give it 30 minutes,unless a mod doesnt see it!oooohk I get u,I didn't know someone already opened a thread on this topic before |
Jokes Etc / Re: Definition Of Trouble by beauz(f): 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: This same topic made the front page. It will be closed soonwats your point dude |
Jokes Etc / Definition Of Trouble by beauz(f): 2:22pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Troubele is: When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You go apologise tire. When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you. Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap. When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else... When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher before WAEC. Na A1 u go get, no worry. When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the Year. Abegi... When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments "on point" Omo u go travel go villa by force. When you're in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper. O'boy, E don red be dat! When ur dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg. When u give beggar #5000 note instead of #50. Generosity go change mind. =D good day y'all. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Enter D Thread If U Are Human Enough. Questions Begat Questns by beauz(f): 2:11pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Now I want to scatter this thread!should I? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Stupid Name On Nairaland by beauz(f): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Una be fool |
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Stupid Name On Nairaland by beauz(f): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Una be fool |
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Esquire Short Story Contest 2012 by beauz(f): 1:07pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Jcob: 4. ELIGIBILITY: Open to legal residents of the 50 United States, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico and Canada who have reached the age of majority in their state or province of residence at time of entry, unless otherwise stated in the specific Promotion. Void in Quebec Province and where prohibited by law. Employees of Sponsor, Aspen Writers' Foundation and their respective parents, affiliates and subsidiaries, participating advertising and promotion agencies, the independent judging organization and prize suppliers (and members of their immediate family and/or those living in the same of household of each such employee) are not eligible.ambiguos I must say |
Jokes Etc / Re: Describe 9ja Girls In One Word! by beauz(f): 12:51pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
Cultured |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Can't You Help But Spend Money On? by beauz(f): 12:48pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
My body plus my makeup kits |
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