Acidosis:

hahaha. . .its not my fault dear, the event planner, bin gbagbo hired some sets of undertakers to do the catering job.. so dissapointed! U need to see them the way they were frying patients meats. .omg!!!

bin gbagbo wat a scary name*just expressing myself

Acidosis:

NO! I want to detain you on basis of slow madness

lmao I hearit

obowunmi: Mo le ko e ni ede ilu mi

please interprete

bin gbagbo: I am hungry oo, give me 4 bowls of eba and egusi else i go swallow this una microphone ooo

little wonder you are fat*akpa akpu

Acidosis:
lollllzzzzz @atutupoyoyo wedding
o dear, come back please, wait for reception.

reception so that I will be eating your yeye rice and watching out for your ukala dogz!wicked#no wonder lotsa pepo are here without gifts for the couple

obowunmi: No dear, I don't fight with pretty ladies. Just trying to ask why u no like pidgin. Me gan I no speak am well but I dey try sha.

How many languages u dey speak?

so how do you know ayam preety plus I speak about 3 langs!english urhobo ibo and am tryna learn yoruba by force!I must sha just with time

Acidosis:

haha. . .There are security dogs everywhere. Beware!

dog in a wedding hall?atutupoyoyo marriage,I back out jare

obowunmi:

Abeg carry go joor. Which kain rubbish principle be that one?

hian!are we quarreling?

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okpanijnr, revret, barry j,
Topcars, Bobbin2009 ( m),
toluxa1 ( m), omofemi , Brand_new
(m), chosen04 (f),
joejeezy( m), igube steve (m),
kodred (m), Dare14 , slowice (m),
venivi, phemi01 ( m), I_am_Fenriz
(m ), Onyemola, Super1759 ,
Kaycee.3 (m), Ihedinobi( m), BOA
properties , blkmum700 ,
Wealthchampion, anukulapo ,
Diamondpicture , sojibaby, dnative
(m), paparazy09 , Maria-G (f),
Webleonaides( m), sbm4real (m),
ypad , Ben-gurion , ABAKA72 ,
pearlAdams , ismhab( m), bernfame
( f), Ezira , Lintino (m), vivian chinaza
(f), Makanjuolaa ( m), osundu,
getty02 , gozzy121 (m), creepytoon,
funola , ojeka. (m), madots ,
Omolayomi( m), INAH JOSEP(m),
Sirheed89 (m), lovely_S ( m),
emteecve( m), biker-boy (m),
Urch90 , nf-nf , Trinity213 , Aare 1 ,
Jakumo( m), EZECHUKWUE,
adewumi7 , akpu nku, chief
batiatus(m), lacicrips (m), abey40 ,
rbjimoh, danjohn, d owl ,
prettyrose (f), Nicedeal , busayochic,
Chennai, afrikanns , GideonG ( m),
Fummiee(f), Zelinjo (f ), jungle007 ,
fideel , ibdzarma, mollytinrox( f),
Kiltoko , pcwhiz , amobii , demmy55 ,
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naijababe (f), thorpido , julius0098 ,
Mohadzz , mooriales , tosank ,
bola09, Tjazie, De galaxy ,
ajayioluwatobi , NnamdiN (m), peziz
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Oysdam( m), Shola Dsdg (m),
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studM( m), Sent4real (m),
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teri_luv , pappyjoo, chinenyeoko20


The cell is filled up now. Every other person should please hang around Bin gbagbo's mortuary just behind the prison. Thank You!

winchy winchy!I shall break in

obowunmi: Why na? U be ajebutter abi?

far from it.its just a principle

obowunmi:

U no sabi pidgin?

no and am allergic to it

Yea!laitesmart is holding me!abi na lie smart?

The pidgins are annoying too much.make I scatter?

Emmy9ite: Threads are not repeated on nairaland. Give it 30 minutes,unless a mod doesnt see it!

oooohk I get u,I didn't know someone already opened a thread on this topic before

Emmy9ite: This same topic made the front page. It will be closed soon

wats your point dude

Troubele is:
When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You
go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the
Year.
Abegi...
When you update "salary things" on facebook
and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.
When you're in a bus and you throw away
#500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!
When ur dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and
he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man
dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find
out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.
When u give beggar #5000 note instead of
#50.
Generosity go change mind. =D good day y'all.

Now I want to scatter this thread!should I?

Una be fool

Una be fool

Cultured

My body plus my makeup kits