Troubele is:
When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. You
go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father's bald
head and u try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide d proof ohh, or else...
When Patience Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC.
Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When Victor Valdes wins Goal Keeper of the
Year.
Abegi...
When you update "salary things" on facebook
and your landlord comments "on point"
Omo u go travel go villa by force.
When you're in a bus and you throw away
#500 note instead of gala wrapper.
O'boy, E don red be dat!
When ur dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout God punish NEPA.......and
he's there with u.
Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man
dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find
out ur wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just... Don't bother running. Just beg.
When u give beggar #5000 note instead of
#50.
Generosity go change mind. =D good day y'all.

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wats your point dude

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oooohk I get u,I didn't know someone already opened a thread on this topic before