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Jokes Etc / Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Beehorn(f): 6:53am On Dec 21, 2014
Absoj:
grin grin abeg stop grin . I can't laff cos it'll draw attention.
abeg laff jare
Jokes Etc / Re: People You Will Meet When Moving To "Face Me I Face You" by Beehorn(f): 9:54pm On Dec 20, 2014
THE BEDBUG(EDU) CARRIERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE REAR BEDBUG IN THEIR ROOMS. YOU SEE THEM EVERYDAY BRINGING OUT THEIR FOAM,WHEN YOU ASK THEM WHAT THE PROBLEM IS...THEY WILL NOW TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE KILLING THE ANTS ON THE BED.
THE VAPPERS:THIS SET OF PEOPLE STEAL A LOT.THEY CAN STEAL UR VISITOR'S SLIPPERS,UR BATHROOM SLIPPERS AND CLOTHES e.t.c
THE BEGGERS:THIS PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY CALLED THE "EYA-MI" SET OF PEOPLE BY ME.THEY ARE FOUND OF BEGGING FOR TOOTHPASTE,MATCHES AND PUREWATER E.T.C.
MY NEIGHBOUR ONCE TOLD ME TO BORROW HIM ONE ONION...I SHOUTED"HABA!"
THE PASSAGE SLEEPERS:THIS PEOPLE SLEEP IN THE PASSAGE.WHEN YOU SEE THEM OUTSIDE WITH BOTTLE WATER AND TAKE AWAY PACK...U GO JUST FAINT TROWAY.

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Romance / Re: Pregnancy Scare - Your Experience by Beehorn(f): 7:25pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ha ha! Op funny u o
Romance / Re: Have You Discovered Your Partner's Weak Spot? by Beehorn(f): 7:56pm On Dec 13, 2014
I don't have a partner op.
*sad*
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 9:21pm On Dec 09, 2014
Pls advise by commenting o
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 8:50pm On Dec 09, 2014
timota:
No I disagree a secondary virgin is someone that has been having sex before and later decides not to have sex again.So from the day that she made that decision she is a secondary virgin check your dictionary
ok ma
Romance / Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Beehorn(f): 7:29am On Nov 28, 2014
theplanmaker:
When you hurt some so much, it's only fair they take a bite from you too. He ll just blackmail u 4 more sex, being d biitch u r, I'm sure u won't av a problem wit dat
we are all begging you sir.

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Romance / Re: Friendship With One Nairaland Babe Is Enough For Me. But Who? by Beehorn(f): 6:50am On Nov 28, 2014
Kazrem:

The number you sent isn't going.
try it now.
Romance / Re: Friendship With One Nairaland Babe Is Enough For Me. But Who? by Beehorn(f): 5:18pm On Nov 25, 2014
Kazrem:

Following-follower is a friend?
i just sent u an email.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Fortune Teller. (qna) by Beehorn(f): 1:59pm On Nov 25, 2014
Mr Perv pls come o...pls can u tel me what the future holds 4 me?
2)where wl i meet the man i wl gt married to
3)my chosen carrier and what exactly i should avoid in life.thankx
Education / Re: Blockers And Cultists... by Beehorn(f): 10:46am On Nov 25, 2014
armylord:
yeah AAU.. I school there.. man.. the stress... .. oh and yeah... join a fellowship.. don't flirt.. don't go for parties.. outside the school environ.. you on ur own o.. eg. supreme.. well don't move with badboys.. gboyz.. smokers, drunks.. BTW u school there? cheesy
yes o
Romance / Re: Friendship With One Nairaland Babe Is Enough For Me. But Who? by Beehorn(f): 10:26am On Nov 25, 2014
Kazrem:

Looking for your friendship as well. The needful done but no response.
funny u...we are friends na
Romance / Re: Friendship With One Nairaland Babe Is Enough For Me. But Who? by Beehorn(f): 10:19am On Nov 25, 2014
clevvermind:
i'm here o. where is ur location?
Abuja and Lagos
Romance / Re: Friendship With One Nairaland Babe Is Enough For Me. But Who? by Beehorn(f): 9:33am On Nov 25, 2014
Where is the op??
Am also looking 4 a friend too. Do the needful.

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Beehorn(f): 5:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
Is kudoxs on the list? Pls reply asap...so i can cast my vote
Romance / Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Beehorn(f): 8:22am On Nov 22, 2014
Who their yansh don help?? ?
Nairaland / General / Re: Mortuary Attendants... by Beehorn(f): 8:33pm On Nov 15, 2014
Abi you wan see bright colorful stars for daylight?[/quote]i tire o
Nairaland / General / Mortuary Attendants... by Beehorn(f): 2:32pm On Nov 15, 2014
Nairalanderzz...please i dnt knw the reason why mortuary attendants don't open the mortuary door suddenly except they knock.
Comments please.
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 2:06pm On Nov 14, 2014
kudoxs:
KUDOXS is here people, I am not asking much of you, I am just asking you to keep me in the contest by not deleting my name when you vote. I am in GRP 5 and NO 10.Thank you and God bless. I don't have a campaign manager, no fancy display poster , but I have you my people and that is enough for me. Please share and tell your friends and loved ones. Your vote counts. www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#27994912
ok...al d best
Romance / My Cousin's Phone Number... by Beehorn(f): 4:55pm On Nov 13, 2014
Please advise my cousin sister on her toll free line...so she won't be misled. I wl post it at night.
Thank you nairalanders.
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 1:18pm On Nov 13, 2014
Am so sorry that i am unable to reply some commets...have been busy advising my cousin sister since.
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 1:14pm On Nov 13, 2014
timota:
pls note that she has been deflowered before now she just claim being a virgin even if u had sex last night and u repent today u are still a virgin but a secondary virgin
she is still a virgin
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 1:11pm On Nov 13, 2014
Nairalanders pls comment o...fp straight o
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 1:07pm On Nov 13, 2014
timota:
98 percent of the people that comment on this topic are illitrates pls u people should check the meaning of secondary virgin first.My mum is a secondary virgin of about 30 years. And the person that posted this should declare the duration of her secondary virginity.
A secondary virgin is someone that has been touched and romanced but hasn't been disflowered.
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 12:52pm On Nov 13, 2014
andyolo:


Your body is the temple of the lord. Pls remain a virgin and be proud of it.
yes o
Education / Re: Blockers And Cultists... by Beehorn(f): 8:02am On Nov 13, 2014
Plz drop ur comment
Education / Re: Blockers And Cultists... by Beehorn(f): 7:59am On Nov 13, 2014
GboyegaD:
You chose to open a thread to come wash the school's dirty linen in public right? I hope this ends well for you and the image of the school.
if you are a student in the above named institution...what i posted above is an open secret.
Education / Re: Blockers And Cultists... by Beehorn(f): 7:51am On Nov 13, 2014
charix:
If you're new to the school either join a church fellowship or become an introvert; these are two groups cult boys overlook. Also never attend social gatherings involving women, drinks or loud music.
As for blocking you're on your own, its one of the problems with schooling in Nigeria.
thnkx 4 ur comment
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by Beehorn(f): 7:27am On Nov 13, 2014
vfactor:


Then, why do you want to make it compulsory for a 19 yr to date....?


What have u urself benefited frm dating? How has it improved your life significantly...? Has it helped you to set goals in ur life or has it helped you to be focused on achieving ur goals in life...?
to some certain extent

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