tolustx:
Shey na incantations be dos ones wey u c so? I dey sorry for ur yansh. E beta as u pick race so o...shey u sabi the story of ramirami's journey? *takes a bite of his big kolanut*

person wey wan come party widout doing shirt nko ow much dem go pay

1701 una try o...who ds tin don help now..

kingphilip:
y won't u love it

jealousy...

erisegun:
hw does dis post affect d price of garri ijebu in ibadan?

google it

Gracyel:

This is totally a beautiful write up. I love it.

it is dedicated to you and all other. good women in the house

WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"

kingphilip:
I don't need it jor

If you'll make me d supervisor I'll take it

dats ok...send in ur c.v

kingphilip:
hmmmmm only imagined when u r booless

Get a boo n see things clearly

eh ehn. how much would u collect to e.boo mee

nekaa:
How does she sleep at night ??

i wonder o

1. Bleaching your skin is not
a problem, the
problem is having white
face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black
legs. Are you zebra?
2. Kissing your man is not a
problem, The
problem is how you do it.
Stop making sounds
like a car crash "pitom
pitom pitommi"! Abeg U de
disturb pipu!
3. Screaming during sex is
romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is
screaming and shouting
like crazy "JESUS,Oh my
God, Holy Mary" Hello.. You
are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I
if its out of wedlock I don't
know if you are
reminding GOD to punish
you
4. Wearing short skirts or
dresses is not a problem
in fact its hella sexy, The
problem is wearing your
mini looking all nice and
walking around and
when you see guys you try
to pull it down,
Now
youwant it to be long?....
Abi.. Keep deceiving
yourself na
5. Loving your man is not a
problem. it doesn't
involve me but the problem
is changing your
surname to his on
Facebook. But his mother
doesn't even know you ...
Chill!! And I would hate
to read your post later
saying
MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS
6. Calling all men dogs
aren't the problem, the
problem is tagging yourself
saint when you know
he didn't "do" himself but
you.. So since you did it
with him, kindly say I HAVE
BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG
And please let us know the
breed of dogs
you came to the world from
because your dad is there
and your mum have been
his bed partner...
True or False?

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THIS E.BOO TIN SOUNDS LIKE MAMI WATER PACKAGE..hmm make una b carefull o

kingphilip:
eh that's y I said go n play d building is completed already

no ponpon for you at my next site...* walksaway*

kingphilip:
go n play stop been serious all d time

shh i am engineer...by wisdom we built & mentained ds building

sparkleRed:


Lol Ayam fyne oo, I hope I don't disappoint u, if I don't get recruited into d military

why u talk xo na...dont give up o...seriously it can work..

sparkleRed:


We re having a meeting sef, plenty argument, so my fone is my companion, I no fit shout, as per great hmm am hungry jare

military ow va.

hey wats happening here..we cant just leave the house for som hours, its noisy again...arhgg. i bn dey read for my room o...
sparkleRed the military gal ow va.

kingphilip:
sorry reread the door post again that was in d past twas yesterday They changed it

we ad to decieve ur stubborn ass in dere.

kingphilip:
no o I prefer appetizers only I de watch my weight

too late bro..u 'r in d fattening room..

kingphilip:
sorry I just finished chopping my punishments n I don belle full so u fit help me chop that one

common appetisers no dey bellefull ns..wait for the meal .it is delicious

kingphilip:
de do wetin him de serve himself food

cooking your punishment...!

kingphilip:
Kini is that another word for kiri kiri

Here in Europe we've not heard dat name

... hmm u xo intelligent o... av fun at the kini. o

kingphilip:
chai u forget take ur drugs ba

U forget say dg na my boy ba

sowi was your boy e dey my kitchen xo...

kingphilip:
u still de learn??
Na one bag I just turn now noe

am hapi for u....hahaha goood luck.. d kini is dead...eeya

kingphilip:
as u call my name u no notice d king inside ba

The person wey commission u na me give am authority no just make mouth before I go tell am to sack u

u are putting ghana pepper in your boxers... i.laff..

kingphilip:
na -2/10 u get any p with that

guy u mst. teach for public nusery sch i go. call D.G. now.

spartoo:


I play with machine gun bullet proof

spartoo:


I play with machine gun bullet proof

safety is d word oo

kingphilip:
as an accountant u should expect nothing less

i dey watch u lik cinema

Luchiana1:
pele . Refresh or off and on ur phone nd twy again if e no work. Airtel no like u b dat. Person don post am for fb sef. Its been workin. I dnt knw how long d promo wld last sha. Depending on ur phone 500mb-8gb

yeee ori iya mi o

kingphilip:
go market go buy

kingphilip i dey play wit kingmakers. eeehhh...ok ask GEJ na

who don score ds song. .'Local rappers' by reminesce , feat baddo & phyno..really tit.

kingphilip:
this one u de laugh like this

Na so e take start o before dem de enter market

our guy no go mad o...amin

femolala001:

whenever i try that code, it is telling me invalid account selected

na xo e do me too o..