₦airaland Forum

Mujhey jana hogaa, main baad mein aaunga.

(I gotta go, I'll be back later)

Nadia_SA1: Beennkumar mr.billionaire!!

You can say that again

It'll be better if that money was with me

LMAO! Can't stop laughing

Nadia_SA1: remind me when I get home oo..

What time would that be?

F.K.O:
Alhamdulillah, the peace of the Almighty be with you and your family. Amen. Barak Allah. I'm Fatima Camara, 24 years old, residing in Senegal, I want to use this opportunity to seek a relationship with you and also your assistance in helping me to invest my fund, the sum of $ 2.5 million in your best interest do contact me via my email fatimacamara444@yahoo.fr for more details. Jazak Allah to you

MY REPLY WAS A BIG F.UCK U

Hahahaha. Nice reply

I ignore the messages though.

Nadia_SA1: seriously?!

They don't use it no more thou.. I have a 20Billion zim dollar note @ home but the currency is too low for me to go exchange it haha.. So I don't really believe 1 zim $ = 0.17 INR

Send it to me

Nadia_SA1: Zim $ currency is very very low to the extent that u have to carry money on a wheelbarrow just to buy a loaf of bread

seriously. Just knowing it though.

Nadia_SA1: that's still too much it needs to be -850 000

I need 2,000,000 INR

Nadia_SA1: hummmm

1 zim dollar is maybe 0.17 INR

That's 850,000 INR

Amefrica: see thief.

You can't blame me

Nadia_SA1: 5 million zimbabwean dollars yeah

How much would that be in Rupees?

Nadia_SA1: but I want my $7 million

I believe I'd have had $5 million out of it

Nadia_SA1: lol thank god u ddnt..

Hehehe, yeah.

Nadia_SA1: this is my first 419 email I mostly get sms's

I've recieved just 2. Almost fell for the first one

Nadia_SA1: lol I use to visit one scam site where they ridicule 419ers to send funny pictures of themselves ..I've also read the emails they've sent people its much similar to this one oo


www.419eater.com

U go laugh tire!!

Hehehe. I've been sent a couple of them too

Nadia_SA1: lol I know oo ..

They probably got my email on nairaland cause I had it on my profile for like two days cause I can't reply pms..

Hehehe. Good you know

Amefrica: Gullible a s s!!!

Seriously

Nadia_SA1: u jealous abi

LMAO! It's a scam

Nadia_SA1: Dear Sir/Madam,
 
This letter may come to you as a surprise but due to the way I got your contact I was pleased to confide this secret with you as long as you do not betray me at the end. However, my name is Andrew Stevens, attorney to a contractor with a major South African mining company. Unfortunately this contractor died with his entire family in a plane crash about five years ago during a summer holiday trip to the Bahamas.
 
I am contacting you because you happen to bear the same surname with that of this contractor who was my client and as a result of that I will like to present you to the bank as the Next of Kin/Heirs to inherit the funds left behind my client and disburse it within me and you. Going by the ultimatum letter sent to me by the holding bank, they intend to confiscate the total funds if I cannot provide any of his relative to make claim. I cannot front myself to make a claim due to the fact I am not relative but only a legal representative to the deceased. As his lawyer/attorney, I decided to contact you to enable me front you as the surviving relative to my late client in order for the holding bank to acknowledge you as the beneficiary to the said fund.
 
The principal amount is US$7.5 Million. I have already worked out all the necessary modalities to execute the claim/transfer successfully putting legalities into consideration; hence I seek your consent if interested to enable me sends you more details concerning this proposal.
 
If you are interested and willing to participate, kindly reply to this email message by sending me your full names, address, phone numbers, age and occupation.
 
I look forward to your response and thank you.
Regards,
 
Mr. Andrew Stevens
‬
‬
‬
‬

LOL! Please ignore it

Nadia_SA1: I got an email this morning ..I'm going to be a millionaire ooo nd unfortunately I won't have time for nairaland anymore..

Really?

F.K.O:
LOL "I TRY, I TRY" CAN'T FORGET DAT PART

I laughed hard when I heard it

F.K.O:
ACCORDING TO OMAWUNMI ITS MEANS GOING D EXTRA MILE TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

oh, okay.

Nadia_SA1:

You've been to Nigeria, right?

F.K.O:
U TRY NOR BE LIE... BUT UR "I DEY FINE" WILL MAKE MUTE PERSON LAAFF

Also, "I try"

F.K.O:
BELLE -STOMACH......

I know belle means stomach. But, "bottom stomach?" It makes no sense to me

arantess: happens in india too

Yes, the River Ganges

Can someone go there and make some money for me?

I promise, you'll have 10% of the money

F.K.O:
ITS A NICE SONG BY OMAWUNMI (GOOGLE IT)

Okay. What's the meaning of "bottom belle?"

Nadia_SA1: yes oooo.. Jesus power super power ..satan power yeye power oo,.

They might want use Juju on him ..I dey prevent such

LMAO! All izz well!

Nadia_SA1: lol uuu!!

Its the other way around joor..
U know ikechukwu is in Nigeria nd I don't trust this Naija girls .. But I will pray pray pray

Hehehehe. So, your prayer is protecting him from them?

F.K.O:
LOL BUT SHE SABI SING SHA....U NEED TO HEAR NADIAS VERSION OF "BOTTOM BELLE "

That's true. She's good at singing. I'll soon visit her diary and get it. Funny enough, I don't know the song

F.K.O:
TRYING TO IMAGINE U PRAYING FOR 5 HRS NONSTOP

She spends 4hrs 45mins singing and the remaining 15mins, praying