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Amefrica: Black market!

LOL! It's not a black market

F.K.O:
WETIN B BLACK FRIDAY

A day when stuffs will be sold at low prices

Amefrica: Nah 8pm

Okay.

F.K.O:
8 PM GMT+1

Oh, okay. I was close.

Amefrica: Good evening!

I'm guessing it's around 7pm there, right?

Good morning everyone

Amefrica: Thanks!

You're welcome

Tomorrow is black friday!

Amefrica: ....And it couldn't contain a room?

LOL! The appointment is yours

Amefrica: How about you changed that to $ZIM and it couldn't fill a room..?

The fee would go higher

Amefrica: Yea!! Lemme know if dey don make you d president.. All you have to do is appoint me as the Minister for women affairs..

After you've paid the appointment fee of $50,000

Nadia_SA1: I don't want Zimbabweans to kill me..

Indians and Nigerians will protect you

Nadia_SA1: no1 messes with Mugabe..


GUYS THEY USE U.S DOLLAR nau..

No one messes with Benedict

Richest dude to be

Amefrica: Exactly! *chop knuckle* you'll dig a soak-away just to keep ur earnings/salaries/wages..

Goodbye India! Hello Zimbabwe!

Amefrica: Nah, don't cancel it just yet. Go with some rupees and you'll command a governor there. ..lolz..

LOL! You're right.

Who knows, I could be made the president

Amefrica: Yea, big time..

Trip to Zimbabwe cancelled!

Amefrica: ..Loooolz.. A useless country

That sucks!

Nadia_SA1: they don't use it no more joor coz of the low currency..

Just asked my mom how much is the 20 billion converted to Rands sh said R20 which is $2 USD

For real?

20,000,000,000 = $2

That's too low

Nadia_SA1: I wanted a few clothes for church thanksgiving even forgot bout my appointment

I'm guessing the pain is gone, right?

Amefrica: Are you ready to load a suitcase with $ZIM just to buy a T-shirt?

Would it just get me a T-shirt?

I was expecting maybe 5 gold watches or even a car, I don't know what kind of vehicles they drive though.

Amefrica: Have you changed ur ZIM$ Mr. Billionaire?

Not yet

I'll go to zimbabwe and purchase something with it.

Amefrica: Yea, innit?

Hehehe. I can't tell

Amefrica: Good for you ooo..

LOL! Good?

Nadia_SA1: I'm fine sweerie how u dey

I'm fine oh.

How was your trip to the dentist?

Nadia_SA1: Hi kumar

How are you doing?

Amefrica: Hahaha!! Go take a nap then..

I wish I could but I'm way past my nap time.

Amefrica: I'm doing good oo, how aboutcha?

Doing good as well . Just a little bit stressed now.

Amefrica: Some g'ay-a'ss dude was here causing hullabaloo..

I see..

How do you do?

Amefrica: The return of the lycans..

Who are the lycans?

What's going on here?

WOW!

Is that still the English language I think I know? Damn! I've got a long way to go

Amefrica: I tackled one of dem a day like that, it's sad I deleted the mail.. See our convo.. After he sent the stewpid mail..

Me:- *stylishly asked* Bros, why now? Why you dey do this? Stop ripping pple off their hard-earned money nah? (I was expecting sumtin like 'I beg ur pardon, I don't understand ur erroneous mail')

Scammer:- Ahh boss! You don catch me, nor be my fault oo. Na wetin man go chop, man dey find.

Me: Ehn ehn!! You nor get family, it's only lazy aSs people that engage in this devilish act.

Scammer: Bro, nor be today.. Abeg you fit send like N5000 naira to me, I wan use am subscribe..

Me: subscribe? So to continue with ur act, I will never do that..

Scammer: stared cussing.. Olori buruku, k'ofo ku ron bi joor..

Me: The curse are yours.. Find a job and stop this. Bye!!

Nor be small thing..

He's one hell of a foolish man