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Amefrica: Any gist about today?

Besides the black friday stuff, I don't think there's any.

Amefrica: I pray!

Keep praying.

Amefrica: I pray Nadia don't get mad at me.

She'll understand, I hope

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I PRAY OH... TECNO DEY ONE CORNER

Can you please explain the "dey one corner" aspect. I don't really understand.

Amefrica: Thanks blood!

Anytime

Amefrica: So today, I woo'ed' a very pretty lady. (we haven't talked before).

We live in the same neighbourhood tho..

See the convo, this is the shortest toasting ever..

Me: Hi, what's up?
She: *smiled* Nothing much..
Me: (nailed it on the head) I like you, and i want us to date, don't see me as a weirdo cuz dis is d 1st time i'm gon' talk with you..
She: What took you so long? i've always loved you. I love you, you seem cool.
Me: (lost of words).. Ermm err ermm
She: (pulled and kissed me)..

We exchanged numbers and she gave me a call hours later.

Just feel like sharing this tho' Thanks!.

Hehehehehe. Congratulations

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NAH BB ADDICTS NA MANY PASS

I thought the techno users had taken over

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EYAH ANDROID ROCK S

I know. It's all over Nigeria, right?

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DAMN... U R AN APPLE FAN

A die-hard apple fan

ladenz: they said girls not vultures.

OMG!! Evil!!!

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OK WHAT DO YOU EVEN HAVE IN MIND OF BUYING

An Apple iphone 5 or an ipad

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GREAT...HOW WAS UR BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING

It didn't work out as I expected. I'm still searching though.

Nadia_SA1: oh okay that's nice..

Yeah, how are you?

Nadia_SA1: how r u thou..

U a xtian?

I'm awesome, thanks, and you?

Yeah, I'm a christian.

Nadia_SA1: haha lol how can I forget!!

#teamWoWo rules

Hehehehe. Good

martronilla: wat a very stupiid question

I beg to differ ma'am/sir

Your gender says female but you're answering a question for the males.

Where do you belong?

Nadia_SA1: u look so ugly with that face ..

LOL!

#TeamUgly remember?

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LOL KUMAR HOW FAR

A thousand miles

Jk, I'm good and you?

martronilla: to be sincere, I get hit on 45 five times in a year atleast

Are you a guy or a girl?

njokusboy: Shit, na ur ribs dey ur belle so? U know say 6 pack wey farm work and hunger cause dey different from the new one... E better to big with potbelly than to thin get dis kain six pack oh... that thing (U) resemble pregnant moskito...

Evil!

Amefrica: Wetin?

It's quiet in here

Okworigeorge: everyday

Twice

It's too late.

Amefrica: Who knows?!

Hehehehe

I'm off now, wanna take a short nap. I'll be back later.

Amefrica: I guess they are busy..

Searching for black friday deals

Amefrica: Enjoy ur black friday.

Thanks, I'll try to.

Where's everyone btw?

Amefrica: LMAO! Do more of what makes you happy.

Exactly.

Amefrica: LOL! What you gon' do?

I'll probably keep saving for it.

There are some other cheap stuffs out there, like there's this tablet for Rs. 4,500 ($72) but I need an apple product.

Amefrica: That's damn expensive..

Yeah. I see no special discount in that

Amefrica: How much is that in USD$?

$672