₦airaland Forum

dechandel:
Opppss
I forgot today was sleepy day for you

I'm okay. Just checking out clothes for service tomorrow
Whachu doing?

As usual, trying to catch some fun on Nairaland.

I thought you were a pagan.

dechandel:
I am married to a CrossRiverian

Sweetie.

KiddaBlingzz:
ok, but was buried in boki... i see...

you speak it?

Boki? No. I meant Odukani.

Nah.

dechandel:
I wanted to holla
But i thought you would be sleeping

Howdy?

Definitely not after spending the whole day sleeping.

I'm doing good. How about you?

KiddaBlingzz:
how possible is that? is he from there?

Yes. He's from Odukpani.

Dechandel sweetie, I've seen you online.

KiddaBlingzz:
was it your spirit being buried?

Hehehe. No.

My grandpa.

KiddaBlingzz:
interesting what was your mission?

never been to your side

A funeral.

Jason Derulo - Wiggle.

KiddaBlingzz:
likewise, just watching music videos.

Boki. its good you even know the name

I've been there before.

KiddaBlingzz:
i'm doing great. Whats popping?


What part of CRS are you from?

Nothing much. How about you?

Odukpani, you?

KiddaBlingzz:
mr Benedict Ukpong Kumar i had even forgotten we're brothers. How you doing?

LOL. I'm doing good.

How about you?

Men are not permitted to cheat in a relationship.

What the hell?

Interesting.

dechandel: Howdy?

I'm good, and you?

dechandel: Beennkumar

Sweetie.

Mickey7: It's ok ben.It's not The end of the world.I may not know how it feels.The fear of stigma,the pain...Just seek counselling and above all seek to be a good person.It's going to be fine

You're crazy.

Capital Cities - Safe and Sound

AgentOfAllah: Don't waste your time! Allah never comes down to defend itself. It needs gallant foot soldiers such as BH and ISIS to do its dirty job for it.

BlackStallion: Then let our streets ring with the cries of holy Jihad, sharpen your battle armaments, set your faces with war paint and charcoal.
Let us rise brothers, too long have we gazed on indolently while the name of Allah is abased, steeped in mire and dragged through mud.
To arms I tell you, sound the horns of battle, that all men may know, that the time of reckoning is at hand!
Yallah, Yallah, Yallah!!!!

What the fucckk?

Am I the only one who doesn't understand this?

Jbluv55: Ok sire . I'm sure you must finished with the meal by now?

Yes, I am.

Now, I need a bottle of coke.

Jbluv55: Really? I hope we get an invite to the palace to come and eat o.

*whispers to him*.....I also hope we get to eat goat head o

She's cooking for two.

Definitely not! No goat head.

Jbluv55: Hehe . Ok good. Is she feeling cold?

She's cooking now. Definitely not cold.

Jbluv55: Meaning you've found her?

She's at our home.

Jbluv55: What?!!!! How did she get lost?

*starts organizing a search party *


*starts the search *

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/4/9/1397044401142/Search-party-shining---in-011.jpg

LOL. She's not lost.

I'll dare a lady who's close by to slap her for some money.