₦airaland Forum

Good for Him

pyyxxaro:
Abeg make I cover my vaseline container


Mmsshhheewww

Who sent u to open the vaseline b4? Yeye

Ok

So true.....tho fuel hasnt yet affected the price of Gari in the market.....#soAmSafe

spadar4u:
as in lesbo abi?

YES

How does dat affect the scarcity of fuel...... in Nigeria

Cool

RIP to the Dead

Let no one send food to him oh.....he shud feed on the leaves. yeye man

Hargbo:
Parents: (with a deep vibrating vouce)dt girl is nt decent for you son....she is shame to our personality so u cnt marry
Son: (wailing and crying)No father, jst because of jst a few gas
Fathernow so furious) u call dt a few gas....it left the whole living room stinking for hours....wt if she burst more than few...we would ve die of suffocation...
Son:Nooooooo(waking up) its jst a dream (looking at his fiancee beside him sleeping soundily on the bed, then suddenly there was a loud explision originating from the fiance cervic region).
Son: Nt againnnnn....( struing to covef his nose)

Lol.....ur very funny

Lmao eyaaaa.....it is well..... I can only imagine the next reaction of the parents to their son.

Well understood.....happy u wia able to mend urs on tym.

Oga'o

Ok

Ok

Lmao.....he is kinda bn creative

Smh......There is no topic I wont see in nairaland.

Jayjay0:
stop swallowing too much sperm nd try to make good money out of it....i see you love sperm alot

Lmtao.......frm wia I come frm we dnt swallow sperm or the manufactors, we use them in making quick cash. There isnt any need wasting a resourceful Pap. Or dont u tink so?

JoeCutie:
Chai! So that was the only thing you could come up with?

Alright, no, there was something we did and she came back begging.

can u share it wit me.... I wanna kno

JoeCutie:
The girl is very wicked.
And trust me and my guy, we treated her 4kup later.

Did u just say trust u and ur guy treated her F up...... are u indirectly tellin us u guys raped her?

Jayjay0:
call ur boys nd fu*k the shit out of her nd her friend

it is spe*m frm ur type dat is needed for quick money.

#CutePics.....+CuteKid

#TeamNoMakeUp

Ur high on Tuwo and agidi.....

still drinking my pammy quietly under iya tope's shade.

manuelpepper:
you are wrong.

Here is my sister number....0803253571

my girlfriend....0706582325

if dats actually ur sister and girlfrnd's number then it means u hav an Unripe brain.

Lmao.....very funny

jbl007:
bae...your pix is suicidal

Nawa oh was it my pics u wia meant to look at or the Post

OK

RIP to the Dead....... House Chores bn causing quarrels in nigerian homes since 1924