During lunch at work last week,"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know Ishouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly; Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat
and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting
me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for
another few minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologising for taking
so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around th table, with hand holding their noses...If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

I don laugh comot beans for nose

Lmao eyaaaa.....it is well..... I can only imagine the next reaction of the parents to their son.

Behira:
Lmao eyaaaa.....it is well..... I can only imagine the next reaction of the parents to their son.

Parents: (with a deep vibrating vouce)dt girl is nt decent for you son....she is shame to our personality so u cnt marry
Son: (wailing and crying)No father, jst because of jst a few gas
Fathernow so furious) u call dt a few gas....it left the whole living room stinking for hours....wt if she burst more than few...we would ve die of suffocation...
Son:Nooooooo(waking up) its jst a dream (looking at his fiancee beside him sleeping soundily on the bed, then suddenly there was a loud explision originating from the fiance cervic region).
Son: Nt againnnnn....( struing to covef his nose)

Hargbo:
Parents: (with a deep vibrating vouce)dt girl is nt decent for you son....she is shame to our personality so u cnt marry
Son: (wailing and crying)No father, jst because of jst a few gas
Fathernow so furious) u call dt a few gas....it left the whole living room stinking for hours....wt if she burst more than few...we would ve die of suffocation...
Son:Nooooooo(waking up) its jst a dream (looking at his fiancee beside him sleeping soundily on the bed, then suddenly there was a loud explision originating from the fiance cervic region).
Son: Nt againnnnn....( struing to covef his nose)

Lol.....ur very funny

Behira:
Lol.....ur very funny

am happy u re laughing because am happy u re laughing to be more happy to get to laugh and ve a happy day