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misspicy:
me i lick the babe ass wella and e sweet me die as i never see oyinbo for my life


belindanono hope you are taking note of the mean people above...mark their moniker(names) incase they send you mails

Funny girl, lol....

jmaxjohn:
Be thick skinned, not scared. There are some people like me who are just friendly . We are miles apart, nothing to be scared of, just don't share personal info...like ur SSN ...to anyone

lol, thanks

misspicy:
Belindanono...lemme.advice you though...not everybody here is nice,we got some.very mean sadists here and they might come.for.your ass very soon, you must have.a.thick.skin or know how to ignore....

anoda one,try and.be.discreet as possible.do not spill your personal.information to.just anybody....then do not reply or accept every email.you get.....


all.for the greater good

lololo.....thanks so so much to you, estharfabian and mavor. I really appreciate and have taken all your counsels with gratitude. Gracias

Estharfabian:
LoL

they ain't slangs....It's called "pidgin English".....It's Another type of English Buh a bit complicated....The African way! it'll take ages for you to learn it tho...

You know ghetto American English huh? Its most likely that buh a bit different...

Oh I see lol. Esthar you are such a clown. You must be giving your guys plenty trouble in here lol

Mavor:
Feel free to ask for clarifications.

ok thanks. what is "yeye" "iffa" "maga"

Mavor:
Hope you are learning to make sacrifices. So you don't lose a good thing. We guys only take BS 100% from our parents. We can't take it completely from anyone else.

He knows I am a rare gem he can't afford to miss. and yea, I do sacrifice for him too when necessary. I don't cheat, I don't give out my number to any many no matter what....all because of him. I used to be close to Kylie, lots of guys coming yet, I maintained my cool and kept myself for him, so he knows well

Nigerians love slangs a lot, y? Just wondering cos I am finding it difficult catching up with all the replies to my post

Mavor:
You're an introvert and he's an extrovert. I thought these sort of personalities were supposed to complement each other in a relationship and make it more exciting and dynamic. Sounds like you crave an introvert like you are.

No, I cherish him the way he is, only that I dislike it when he tries to change me. Sometimes I drag him to fashion shows or makeup event, but then when he tries to drag me to a freaky party, I object, lol, and he will only frown for a minute and that's over, he's so nice, not all guys can take my bulshyt lol

Estharfabian:
Uh....PM' is short for "Private Messages"....Mostly sent through E-mails....

Uh....I might Have painted all of 'em black....Buh Really a sizeable amount of 'em are Dumb...With a capital ""...Watch Your back girl!

with their sugarcoated Tongue and PHD in Flirting...they'd probably win You over from poor Matt....

PS-----here's great if You wanna promote Your website and all...Just stay away from the Romance section...The guys here are mostly hungry/thirsty, I'd suggest You use the fashion section often..

Thank you so much. Ya, I have seen some alert on my dashboard, but haven't check them out, will do later....feeling sleepy, its early here, have been up since. Thanks for the tip off....do visit my site and share with your friends too, *hugs*

jmaxjohn:
Kylie Jenner isn't cute . She's an 18 year old dat looks 25 . Look at my picture and guess my age. 3 trials only.

Kylie is cute, she looks her age without waist trainers and stuff. Did u see her recent pix with some friends? You are between 18 - 21

jmaxjohn:
Estharfabian, jor take am easy naw. I know Nigerian guys have messed u up, but nt all r evil. Take a look at me, for example, just want a friend.

Belindanono, i think she's just jealous coz ure cute . I wonder wat it z about u dat makes u different from the thousands of Nigerian ladies here. Hv u got a clue? Share!

buh I am not cute* have u seen Kylie Jenner? She's cute In between, esthar is only trying to forewarn me. I know public forums aren't good for people to talk about their personal life or make friends because stalkers lock around such places looking for easy prey, so I know what she's saying and reason I removed my picture I put earlier. So I appreciate their information and I still appreciate u guys cos you all are nice still

Estharfabian:
Jackpot!! You just heard bout 'em? You haven't actually met one? U shouldn't believe everything You read, ya know!?

OMG! You should really start running,...They're cute, no doubt....Buh extremely evil!

PS----How many PM's have You gotten so far!?? these guys would be all over you in No time!

lol, okies....and I am not single I said that earlier. I came here from Twitter. Mostly here to talk about fashion, makeup, skin care which I love, and I got my website set up by a Nigerian freelancer guy from upwork, so I think they are smart but not ready to date any because I have got a nice man. And what's PM's if I may ask...*silly question*?

ladycomfort:
Cos of their ever erect dick

lolololo

Estharfabian:
LoL! You're obviously A newbie...

Nigerian men are Super intelligent? you should meet Our president!

Nigerian men Are secure??they don't stalk? You should meet darven!

Nigerian men Are flirty? try marrying one!

Nigerian men are Energetic? Active? LoL...why do they then posses Potbellies? as their only priced possession?

good in bed? These guys don't even know howtah kiss right without swallowing your face!

Nigerian men are so Hardworking? Don't even get me started!

Date A Nigerian guy...I'm sure you'd come back with an Heartbreaking thread.. "OMG! he used me and dumped me".

Oh really? Maybe because I am hearing about few then, good to hear from someone in the pool, lol

misspicy:
wow

and how do you cope having a different personality from your partner,surely there will be clash of interests

its normal, we mustn't share same interest u know? and he live some miles away; Cal

misspicy:
I understand......well if you come here more often you would shed the shy part of you

and why does Matt complain? don't tell me you allow him control you?

Okies, he loves hanging out, parties, speed driving and those crazy stuff like sky diving which I don't really enjoy. I enjoy makeup, reading fashion mags, following up on fav celebs like Kylie Jenner, etc. I hate calls....games.....parties.....school lol so that's why

jmaxjohn:
Chai. I think I'm in love o

So so funny, why? You guys are good comics lol

misspicy:
To a Nigerian?

you so funny.....hahahahahaha, Matte isn't

misspicy:
really? I'd really want to make your acquintance you know

Okies, but I am kinda a shy and private person, and Matt complains a lot, can't change like that....hope u cope with it, lol

misspicy:
okay now i get you...... my advice we have gotten to a stage where loves comes in last in relationships.......some call my type Gold digger but that is just the truth

you might just be lucky though even when you are not searching

lol....I am so hooked you know, thanks

misspicy:
@ belindanono...i just checked your blog and am loving what i see but there is nothing for african women there

hahaha....its for all women around the world. I used to work in a cosmetics firm....and once a makeup artiste assist, so I love discussing fashion makeups....skin care and things like that and I don't discriminate....apply all the tips, it works for all women, thanks for checking

misspicy:
If you are truely what you claim to be welcome on board

The above literarilly means because you foreigners think about love first you get scammed both emotionally and financially (we call you guys maga)...we Nigerian women have learnt to handle our men,and that makes us demand for security first(you call it money)

Now you coming on nairaland to tell us foreign ladies are not after money but love attracts Nigerian men to them the more because that is where they seem to excel,Nigerian men are great lovers that cannot be disputed but pray you don't encounter the users

once again welcome on board,I am SPICU aka trouble shooter female defender ....i can teach you the ropes if you want

lol, I didn't said that western women don't love money...check my first post, I only said western women tend to place love first before the money part, but sure all women love money. Oh, thanks for the advice, it will come in handy and I will be careful though ain't searching for a man lol

pansophist:
No, I live in the Netherlands.

We went for a school project in Warsaw, where we spent two months working with high school kids. It was funny that the polish youth found it weird that Kristi was so pent-up, and her demeanor scared other potential dates away, as they all believed its an exercise in futility. How long you in US now?

Oh I see....couple of years, not too long. Dutch land seems stuffy for me just like New York

misspicy:
Another oyinbo don come talk trash....

No wonder Nigerian men keep scamming you people


Nairaland scammers association food don land o

what's that? Care to explain more in pure English pls? Thanks

pansophist:
But Belarussian girls are hot, feminine and family oriented

I remember when I was working with one early this year (Kristi), she so much hate any sexual discussions and would just leave the scene if we talk about it, but I will have to admit, she is damn hot with a kinda ass I only saw in African women.

Ya, we are raised to be reserved because we are mostly Catholics (orthodox religion); I only became a bit free in expressing s....emotions after I relocated to TX. You live in Belarus?

wkkwl:
i am still single cos i have not found the one

maybe because they haven't found their perfect match....maybe busy with career and stuff, maybe?

pansophist:
I was curious, because you used a metonymical description of your location, instead of the actual country name

oh, ok, sorry about that. Thanks for the correction

pansophist:
belindaono

Where are you from?

Belarus but now full citizen, U.S...Houston, TX, why?

lol, I hope my post didn't upset anybody? Apologies if it did

Okay, I am new here....arrived here from twitter hashtag #DancewithPeter which I saw trending and eventually, I landed on this funny, interesting site, lol

Ever since I joined today, have read so many topics on this site, and I noticed that the guys who I presume are mostly from Nigeria aren't happy with the girls.

I noticed the guys complain that the girls love money, material things, etc.....but truth be told, all women love money, fame and of course more money lol....just that in the west, we tend to act moderate and we don't place money above love....I think the opposite applies here, reason the guys are angry and complaining...I maybe wrong lol

Over here, ladies love to date Nigerian guys and possibly marry them, but most often, the Nigerian guys are insincere...they keep dates back home and lie to the women here...aside that, western ladies judging from my little knowledge, love Nigerian guys and the reasons are:

1. Nigerian guys are so hardworking and find it easy to adapt and survive any condition
2. Nigerian men are energetic...physically strong and can satisfy any woman lol
3. Nigerian men have this flirty side that makes them irresistible to women I think
4. Nigerian men are witty....super-intelligent, I wonder why Nigeria isn't so developed like western country with the intelligence of their men
5. Nigerian men are secure...they don't nag or stalk their woman unlike the western men
6. Nigerian men can spoil a woman with gifts and stuff
7. Nigerian men love their culture which makes them so unique...no woman want a man who changes to any culture to please a woman
8. They are good entertainers....never a dull moment....I used to watch their music video on youtube and some are superb, lol

If I remember more, I will add.....thanks

So funny