₦airaland Forum

nzeobi:
Wts wrong with you hosting and honouring your first lady

nerodenero:
Something tells me the woman might be responsible for the death of her husband!

Trailblazer1:
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

xynerise:
Op seriously needs a psychotherapy

xynerise:
Op seriously needs a psychotherapy

LogoDWhiz:
It pains me when a guy leaves a girl heartbroken.
Do it at a time when she's least affected.
Or don't do it at all. Let events play out.


OP, you're not doomed, only if you want to be doomed.
You made a choice to date him.
There were good times.
Hang on to that and bliv within yourself that he's still around. That should help me concentrate for ur exam.
The alternative option u av is to take the hard way and delete every contact of him in your life.
Remove his tots from your head.
Be with your friends.
Play with your male friends.

Endeavour not move with a 'couple', as it will bring back memories.
Watch films. Action films not romance.

And most important develop an emotion or feeling for someone or something which will encompass all the feelings you had for him.

mirexxx:
women cutting joysticks and men cutting off bosoms

MuguliciousMUGU:
Osibanjo and buhari should stop wearing eye glasses, they eyes should be clear, they should grind 500 naira pepper and put in their eyes, i tell you they will see vision 5050, they need clear eyes to defeat boko haram.

And that office looks like recharge card sellers office, they need to make it look like white house, infact make it attractive, that chair does not make sense.

And why is osibanjo standing up, common he suppose to be sitting down, they need to get another chair for him. 2 chair, one for v.c and presido, not plastic chair oo.

And what do they know that they are writing, are they writing how much they will steal, they should not try it ooo, we are watching them.

Finally, osibanjo should start wearing suit, this is the 21st century for eledumare sake
Signed
minister of women affairs

jaybee3:
They gotta hustle na

TheSonOfMark:

Dude, you can't blame your inability to comprehend my post on me, can you? I'm not your average Joe of a guy- I won't reduce the standard of my typo-eloquence for you and your ilk. Now run along- mama needs you on her farm.

Guyman02:
Thank you president Jonathan for making Africans proud that elections is not a do or die affair and that we can achieve peace without foreign 'aid' and making Nigeria the biggest economy in the continent and putting in place a credible electoral process.
President Jonathan, You are the biggest winner in this election. For the first time in Africa wherein an incumbent President lost election and called his opponent to congratulate him even before the final results are collated.
Congrats to the Nigerian people!
With Love from Nigerians in the diaspora.

goodmorning40:
Omo, evil take many forms these daysoo I don't think I can eat it

JamaicaTheDrunk:
Please pals, I really wanna know if it'll be possible to change over to Medsurg after 200Level.I'm in Radiography tho.I'll really appreciate if anyone who has done it before shed more light on it. Help a confused brethren

SELENAqueensy:
Yeah, happens to everyone
Just when you are reading, everything else becomes interesting. Lamp, shoes, mosquito etc

Btw, she is beautiful and at the same time intelligent
Thatz nice

SELENAqueensy:
Yeah, happens to everyone
Just when you are reading, everything else becomes interesting. Lamp, shoes, mosquito etc

Btw, she is beautiful and at the same time intelligent
Thatz nice

Iamsynord:
Euthanasia( Mercy Killing ) is the practice of intentionally ending a life in order to relieve pain and suffering..It Can also be described as termination of life by a doctor at the request of a patient".

Euthanasia is widely practised in the Medical field by doctors and Physicians and is legal in Holland,Belgium and Canada..

It is done to relieve extreme pain and suffering a patient is experiencing especially when death is certain for the patient. and can be done by voluntary approval of patient or discretion of the doctor.

My question is euthanasia a sin before God being that it is to relieve the patient from unnecessary suffering

ignis:
These gals are learners. ..

voltron:
1: Never put your Pastor, Prophet or Choirmaster's needs ahead of your Husband's

2: Never compare his level of success with that of his more successful friends. encourage him to build his dreams.

3: Never stand in support of your family's decisions over his especially in the area of Financial Assistance. God said make a new family not breast-feed yours

4: Never keep secrets about your personal projects such as land acquisition, buildings, shares, bonuses, charity works, business deals and winning lottery tickets

5: Never ask for more children male or female or gay because you feel like or your friends have more than you. consider the Financial prospects and Economic conditions of the present.

6: Never go through your husbands email, phones, diaries or office drawers with his knowledge. if you do it without his knowledge, do not get caught.

7: Never hurt his pride in front of his friends or your friends. always keep his image clean even if you detest it. otherwise file for a divorce

8: Never parcel old quarrelsome issues for years only to burst them open on his head without warning on a day peace has reigned on. that is a traitors character

9: Never deny your husband sex because you are trying to make a point. He can also make many points between the office and home and you will not be one of those points

10: Never miss every waking moment to pray for him and wish him long life and prosperity. because he won't pray often and when he does he only asks for money and contracts. you know God listens to women better.

Peace

charijee:
Op how can you be jealous of the success of the one you claim to love .....that isn't love