You don't wana try that with oloshos in my area...trust me,na mortuary!...koni dafun NANP ati buhari... naso u go dey hear...

OohMpa:
We Nairaland Association of Late Cumers, NALC [est 2013 for vision 2020. Motto: Say no to 3 mins indomie sex]

hereby declare free sex for the females in this forum, 18 years and above
Promo runs till Easter Sunday when Christ has cüm again

Don't let this opportunity pass you by
GRAB YOUR MALE COPY NOW!!!!

Signed:
Ooh Mpa, President and only member

lemme join your ministry

Only in lagos

g

D ashies no smart reach,dem for put a stick of broom 4 d mouth of d@ hin d**k


I no fit laff abeg

Trailblazer1:


“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten[b] of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

Beating

Trailblazer1:
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

he get luck say dm nu beat am 2 death, u tink say prostitute get joy dis days... Nxt time u gat 2 b careful. Read well b4 u go their hus again.

I lol fall frm bamboo tree

Looooooooooooool

We all know that's not true. Funny tho

story for the gods

That guy must be a nairalander.

Physicist:
Big lie. Nigerian prostitutes in brothels usually collect money before sex.

obviouslu,u r a very good patroniser

this one is strong!

Lol. i no blame the guy nah

That Man Must be an Aboki because all they could ever desire to have in their lives should be Free.Free Education,Free Housing,Free clothing,free Food,Free marriage,free 72 Virgins,Free Sex bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!Chai Abokis

ozoigbondu:
Liars everywhere you look

Mr robot. How u dey?

So no more


Buhari is a terrorist

Osibanjo is a vagabond
Amaechi is an errand boy
Gej till 2019
Your mama is a loafer

You have been put to shame by the wind of change.

Let me remind you of your favorite curse


Otunne ii

Son of a rabid dog

Trailblazer1:
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

NOLLYWOOD MOVIE?

Trailblazer1:
A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the [b]beaten [/b]of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

I saw beaten (bolded) and thought it was a mistake from daily post. headed over and I could see was beating was properly used.
so @OP you can't even copy well ehn

Back to the story, the guy deserved what he got. Free sex kor, jara sex ni

This is just the beginning of the change... More are coming.. Change means to become different neither positive nor negative and APC never for once explain to us the kind of change they stand for but all thanks to social media cos we will be reporting live from NL the changing process as it unfolds just as my colleague has reported this promo s*x case..

That guy must be a Nairalander

ozoigbondu:
Liars everywhere you look will the change adminstration run on lies......only time will tell.......we are watching

watching with 4D self

Please take this story to the jokes section

EggovinMma:
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The man get luck say no be for waffi he fuccck ashawo no pay . SmartChoices come here o.Kon c wetin osho free dey cause.

Oga, wetin concern Warri for the thread na....Free us abeg

Lol! This one na real life, no be movie. - http://thenakedconvos.com/sex-in-movies-vs-sex-in-real-life/

This nah Fabricated story...

well, those people knew that Nigerian love touching story ennh!!!
So They Cooked this one!!!!

234GT:
Na Satan go punish am. You think say e easy make girl open her toto make you dey fire am? And she no go come collect anything?
The last time I checked, Buhari never promised to reimburse ashies.

but Aisha Buhari did o

234GT:
Na Satan go punish am. You think say e easy make girl open her toto make you dey fire am? And she no go come collect anything?
The last time I checked, Buhari never promised to reimburse ashies.

you must be a female, probably asssssssssssssssse









































Wo!

Physicist:
Big lie. Nigerian prostitutes in brothels usually collect money before sex.

U dey mind them?? Dem go even settle u with ur change sef before you climb... All these news outlets be spinning us lies..