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What if you grab an electric fish? 🤔

riches4me:
What do you expect when your country is in rain forest region? 😁😁

What can I say? 😀

For most Nigerians, saving money is essential because the money will save you during rainy days. Unfortunately, almost everyday is a rainy day in Nigeria. This is why a good number of Nigerians only fight to survive (not to be submerged in the economic crisis). Just like that saying: Surviving is winning, Franklin, every other thing is ....

Is stretch mark an illness? Let's start from there. Is it a physical defect? Your reply will determine my reply.

Last year someone asked about this guy's sudden disappearance, and another gave this lengthy reply. Now it's obvious that Donpir's reply is most likely a false narrative, because Alex passed away due to cancer. Just like the wakanda forever guy who chose to live his last days away from the media. May God rest your soul, fine boy. It is well.

First of all, a very big thanks to you, Sir Mayorall for this kind gesture. You have always shown practical examples of the needed CSR for societal growth. As a person, I believe your actions are worthy of emulation, and we pray for the strength to prioritize CSR in our personal lives.

As graduate of Statistics (2021/2022, UNICAL), this device will help me greatly in digitalizing my skill, hence ensuring effective growth in respect to my degree. I joined the SAED ICT training in NYSC camp but could not meet up with the Microsoft Excel training due to the absence of a PC. Getting one will put me back on track, not only for the Microsoft Excel, but also in Minitab, SPSS, and other Statistical packages in respect to my harnessing my digital skills.

Personally, this laptop will help me by giving me access to more learning resources and allowing me to work efficiently without depending on cyber cafes or borrowing devices. It will help me study better, and also apply for opportunities once my skills are sharpened to a good level.

In the end, I believe with everything in my me that I can be of great assistance to people who will come after me in this line of interest, and will try my possible best to give to others just as I have received from others.

I truly appreciate this opportunity and the effort to support people who are trying to grow and improve themselves. Thank you for giving back to the community.

Thank you Sir Mayorall .. I'm glad it worked out for me. CSR well received from you. Thank you once again and compliment of the season 🙏

Good evening Sir

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mayorall:
Hey bro. I saw your post but it seems you didn't meet the eligibility criteria. We tried not to check posts made on politics sections so that resourceful people won't be disqualified due to banter or political views. Attached are the reasons that might have disqualified you. Let's hope one of the first 10 sets won't drop bank details within 24hours. We will rather pick you. We hope to have more expansive csr next year too.

Quite understandable. you're doing great already. Thank you. 👑👏

Benblaq:
Im also applying for the CSR. My posts and threads are open for assessment. My threads and posts are mostly directions for university aspirants and also information about the environment I schooled. Thank you mayorall

@Mayorall, I added an edit this morning. Good morning Sir

Im also applying for the CSR. My posts and threads are open for assessment. My threads and posts are mostly directions for university aspirants and also information about the environment where I schooled. I'll use it to fix some matters arising this December.Thank you mayorall

kettykin:
If Chinese people had the kind of apc mindset, there would have been demolition of properties, businesses and assets that would have reduced the wealth of individuals and sent a good number of their citizens below poverty level

Wike in particular.

Newlymarried:
Just 11 weeks and he looks like this,what if he had stayed 1 month,that's obituary!

The oppressors humbled him.

Lol. Wahala

immortalmortal:
Ahhh there were some good lecturers back then... The likes of Prof Mbipom, Prof Ekpe, and there was this fair tall Man in Physics, I've forgotten his name

Looks like you're familiar with faculty of physical sciences. There's this woman in Statistics Department, Professor Enang Ekaette. She's a clear 100/100 in everything good. She's the current Dean.

Manny21:
As far back as 30 years ago, you would hardly find a lecturer in UNICAL who is not guilty of corrupt practices, "blocking", "sorting" etc. Are they just waking up now. For every one lecturer suspended hundreds are yet to be caught.

You see the problem now.. the system needs total overhaul.

NwaAmaikpe:




Someone will soon blame it on the hardship from Tinubu's administration.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hunger-induced hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, your preek shrinks and you start seeing double; then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving jobs.

You are back. Lol. Diarrhea mouth 😂😂😂

Real comedian

One guy on Facebook posted this news and I went straight to the comment section the moment it popped on my timeline. The comments I saw there were really disappointing; people were calling him names and tagged him stupid.

People forget that the guy is very likely to lose the job if he decides to steal it and ends up caught by CCTV, and the same people who are calling him a fool now will still shame him for dishonesty. If not that our society is so soaked in mess why would morality that is supposed to be a virtue be abused, and vices on the other hand are appreciated.

One thing I have come to understand is that people are always ready to override the weighty implications and consequences that someone avoids when he or she does the opposite of what today's society wants. This dog eat dog mentality is dragging us backwards, for real.

What time is the fight today? I thought it's tomorrow Sunday. Anyway, I'm backing our stylebender to trash S.A for us. We really need to win.

I just hope it's not drugs or smoking 🚭

officialwdhtv:
Throwback video of popular Abuja Cross-dresser “Area Mama” allegedly murdered in Abuja last night.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yawS0w3xIB4

Popular Nigerian Crossdresser, Abuja Area Mama, has been reportedly killed by yet-to-be-identified persons in Abuja.

His lifeless body was found by the roadside as he was allegedly beaten to death.

Few months ago she was attacked by an unknown person who stabbed her.

#wetindeyhappentv

This "his" and "her" pronoun combination is not supposed to be funny, it it?

Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wa o!

So Falana dey talk as if e no sabi say protest na just wahala dem dey find.

As for Tinubu, e no get time to dey address small small children wey no fit reason well.

Instead make dem dey focus on how to improve their lives, dem dey waste time for street like Peter Obi wey no fit even lead him own house.

Na only noise dem sabi make.

Get well soon

Network that was bad days before the protests began? You people don really see Nigerians finish

How can I unread this You made cost of living difficult with uncalculated policies and this is all you have to say?

NothingDoMe:
Lol. Slowing the Internet down is a stupid tactic.

I thought I was the only one thinking this

Wetin this one dey talk? 🤷

Hei 🙊

Which Calabar?

But wait o, una don dey eat everything like this?

Sounds like a very serious threat. God pass una.

At this point you all can go to wherever you came from with this refinery tales by moonlight.