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Too bad d poor dude must've mis-interpreted the song *mummy I love you pieces oh* |
Gud job 1 down 1.2 billion 2 go SMH |
AfricanApple: no oo, I didn't get tired of it as that's a short form of my name. I just wanna spice my name so that nlders will be salivatingI'm interested in dis wooing contest pls tell me more |
Few days ago I found a stray kitten near my house, she was alone so I'd guess her parents were killed. I've always toyed wif d idea of getting a cat. So it seems ma wish was granted. I took her in and named her zena. But d prob is dat am clueless concerning cats. Need some tips guys. Please. Pix below, aint she cute.
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Jeez wat a small world, d exat same thing happened 2 me when I broke up with enoh a calabar gal. Upon spiritual inqiry it turned out that d girls fetish mother did some diabolic charms on enoh(withouth enohs knowledge to punish any man that violated her. My pastor even said I would've run mad if not my spirit was strong. I had 2 go and beg......I need 5 likes 2 continue. Ok I'll ride on, op the rest of the story is bleak to cut d longstory short: dats how I married a calabar girl. |
Op thunder wey go fire u still de deal with shekau |
zeemoore: You sky high on some first class shyteeeeee?I dint insult u when u called me ur sweet benega nw ur lashing me cuz I wanted 2 make u smile. God dey sha. |
zeemoore: Your baby?sorry dats a typo imeant to say my wife *winks* |
wilsanchez10: you deserve to be hanged for dreaming that kind dream others dey there dey huzzle you ma dey here dey day fantasize. how you go just wake up see nno see that kin money. mtchewbros u no hussle pass me oh. Di s is jst 4 d sake of fun. |
zeemoore: My sweet Banega, you've been e-cloned?my baby I just rebranded maself, you will like d new me better *winks* |
Paretomaster: chai!!omo tone down d yoruba. U r not @ owambe Ina yi ala? ![]() |
At d rate am foreseeing FP threads I should open my own synagogue. |
Welcome 2 china land of freaks |
Let's 4 a moment or 2 escape to fantasy world and imagine we wake up to find we're €50m richer. Wat will we do with d cash? 4 me I'll keep the discovery a secret. Then I'll announce 2 ma people dat ave won visa lottery. I'll travel 2 usa, settle down in california and use it as my base to tour around the globe, enjoying d best d world has 2 offer in women, hotels, resorts etc but no drugs. For lyk 5 yrs (I'll be sending cash regularly 4 ma people cuz they think am working*winks*) den I'll come back home nd invest in ma fada land living happily eva after with ma boo . |
Let's 4 a moment or 2 escape to fantasy world and imagine we wake up to find we're €50m richer. Wat will we do with d cash? 4 me I'll keep the discovery a secret. Then I'll announce 2 ma people dat ave won visa lottery. I'll travel 2 usa, settle down in california and use it as my base to tour around the globe, enjoying d best d world has 2 offer in women, hotels, resorts etc but no drugs. For lyk 5 yrs (I'll be sending cash regularly 4 ma people cuz they think am working*winks*) den I'll come back home nd invest in ma fada land living happily eva after with ma boo. |
Skalez u don madt |
pix of them in the boxing ring or......Adonbilivit |
chai naja adigo mma everyone enjoying over 1mb/s speed. |
Hmm....very interesting...books space |
OmichaelO: my average speed Is 5megabyte per secdevice?, location? |

