₦airaland Forum

Benwallt:
It takes an addict to recognise one.

Oga ur talking trash if u don't know what to comment just pass,stop looking for cheap mention.


Omo some people sef eh, I wonder ooh

Pkgplanet:
This post assume you will if you don't chose heaven. I know some people are not religious and don't believe in heaven. But let us all for the sake of this post assume there's heaven,will your choice still be the same?

If it's like that then I'll take the money and heaven

Lmao, 😂 it is finally stated that normal people in Nigeria no pass 10

But wait how possible is this, cause for all I know your suppose to get otp with the number of u were to use it and borrow money, but then what do I know. 😅😅

Pkgplanet:
Happy Friday to you nairalanders.
Delete two and chose two out of these gifts below forever. Anyone you delete can't be yours again forever.

1. Heaven

2. Children

3. Spouse

4. $800billion

Wow this is harder than I thought 🤔,I will choose No 1 definitely, delete No 3 definitely,which one else damn🤔.
Nlfmod

I'll definitely delete heaven and spouse

I'll take children and 800 billion

Ps:: me deleting heaven no mean say I go still go hell, and secondly spouse keh 😂 person wey fit deny me later lmao 😂

guobe:
Ah for real lol

Then 2 days ago I saw the woman but was with another female friend tried to greet her but she no send me 😂,

guobe:
I just felt like trekking to the office today and as I was on my way trekking ,a lady in her car that I don't know and a total stranger stopped her vehicle and told me to jump in.
I entered her vehicle and I asked her if she wasn't scared of a total stranger entering her car and she replied that she assessed me as someone that won't take the car from her.she had her kid at the back of the car and I tried playing with the kid but the guy no send me.
I thanked her for her kind gesture.
There are alot of good kind Nigerian ladies out there.
May God bless her.

I had the same experience too last two weeks a woman leaving in my Street carried me on my way to school, she also had a baby that I tried playing with but he started crying, so I left him

Lmao 😂

A SIMPle man's plea 😂😂


Op is a 🤡

Lmao 😹 I Sha pity the buyer

HelenChidozie:
She's right oh 😳
I googled the exchange rate
I saw a Hummer h3 car sold for 10 million naira in Nigeria sold in Guinea for 11,000000 gnf, just 1 million naira in Nigeria 😳
Meaning you can buy the same car with 1 million naira in Guinea and maybe ship it to Nigeria 🙆🙆🙆

Even if this is true which I highly doubt, the issues with cars in Nigeria is the clearing by customs officers.
Let's say u buy a Corolla 1.7 million outside Nigeria only for you to come inside and custom officer charge you extra 500k for clearance, how much now does the car now worth?

Cabalgeneral:
Anything is stage to message his ego, Igbo will never learn.

Seun rule 3

Godwin4444:
if not for igbos committing crime everywhere

We could have come out with a better result

If u so much hate Igbo why not let them go🙄

Just like ur in a toxic relationship and u want a break, but ur partner doesn't want but rather blames you for all his misfortune isn't it sounding bizarre


U guys are just bunch of 🤡

helinues:
Would you have believed if someone told you last year that Nigeria passport would rose to 9ja position?

Hope you are now having running stomach with this news cos it's not becoming trademark of some people

Shey the passport that is increasing would it reduce the price of petrol in the country abi it's going to empower youths, I think am missing something 🙄

Amotolongbo:
Hallelujah

Little by little, we shall get to number one.

So in ur life them tell you say Nigeria go climb reach number one u go ever believe 😏

It's called delusions

See babe wey I date that year 🥺🥺

Rest in peace my love 🥺

May this poorness favour me and my family

I assure you this car ain't up to that amount bruh wtf 😂

@jagabanborgu
I don't feel sorry for you, I only feel so sorry for the unsuspecting female's egg willing to harbor a very rubbish sperm, little did she know that you are a down syndrome patient with little or no brains willing to bring out brainless maniacs into this already affected Nigeria 🙄🙄

tiger28:
As usual......Enemies of Nigeria!

If the Naira is 1 to 1 with the US dollar, most of you Perpetual CryBabies.......will faint.

Good News about Nigeria= Bad News for Ipob ppl.

A very daft human being, u kinda reason from the lower secretum

I thought it was the male players I was highly disappointed

Not that I Hate or envy this guy but this en no fit blow 😂😂There's just something about his song that is just bizarre


Omo if you hear musician wey go blow u go know

Khalid is winning who's odumo 😂😂

Trashy song just pure noise

JOACHINpedro:
How?

Like the offer network services

And am here paying 800k as school fees

Is this new 🙄🙄



What happened to ipob again sef

Lol 😂 I pity the poor 🐄

Everywhere kidnapping

Picture op and what happened to the phone