Nigeria Una Be Comedians

The distrust is much...

orohbirodeysmel:


Their normal number no work na app go work...how many people dey use smart phones in the rural areas...

Finally, if them tell u how much them use develop this app ehn, if you dey chop am 1k daily, e fit last you 20yrs

App ko Apparel ni

Na oga's turn to chop any which way.
Make him chop him own abeg.
No be only North sabi chop our oyel money.

Police is our friend

Las Las una go still hack am to favour a certain criminals. Una ways no legits at all, this is why una can't be my friend.

Las Las una go still hack am to favour a certain criminal. Una ways no legits at all, this is why una can't be my friend.

ChelseaArmy:


https://leadership.ng/police-unveil-emergency-app-to-tackle-crimes/

The problem is not about reporting a crime, the issue is what happen to you after you report the crime, because here in Nigeria after reporting a crime, you become the first suspect.

The problem is not about reporting a crime, the issue is what happen to you after you report the crime, because here in Nigeria after reporting a crime, you become the first suspect.

Roger3D:
You're just running your mouth on the internet but in reality you will scream for police the day you get into trouble.

A robbery scene doesn't mean you are being rob but when Nigeria police gathers, Omo na prayer ooo.

The part to report police activities should be very prominent ..

Best news so far!

Good

🙄

ManirBK:
Mek I quickly report ipob members here in this forum because they are Lunatics and terrorist

But you won't report Boko Haram, Fulani herdsman and bandits! Weldone

ManirBK:
Mek I quickly report ipob members here in this forum because they are Lunatics and terrorist

Ikpunnegi! Tr*balism never finish u, E just dey start! Go report those that are taking and forcing you out of your p*pa's land ie even if he had not finished selling them or even if he gets one.

Nice move my the Nigeria police force,but the Nigeria government has refused to find the cause of insecurities in the country which is high level of unemployment and High poverty rate. When this two things are dealt with believe insecurity will die a natural death. Nigeria government plz wake up before things get out of hand

#renewed jokes

I laughed so hard when I saw the title.

Who takes the Nigerian police serious?

Renewed joke

In any buisness or project entities. Try to work on the people's review. What they say matters to your buisness or project.

Nigeria need to work again. We need to trust our police once again. We need to believe in our leaders again.

Sometimes, I wonder if there is any government things real to me again.

Police-VGS must work. We need to feel safe at home again.

Na today or yesterday?

The npf contributes about 50 percent of the problem Nigeria is facing today.

b0rn2fuck:
I will rather pass through robbery scene than walk where Nigeria police gather

Largely filled with terrible people. I will report them to themselves because they are robbers, kidnappers.

I downloaded police-vgs...telling me to sign in and no sign up and I can't find QERRS. Oga o...this one weak me

ChelseaArmy:


https://leadership.ng/police-unveil-emergency-app-to-tackle-crimes/

I have a land at owerri for sale . 1/2 ½ half plot of land already fanced .
Location . Imo owerri . Back of Futo
Price WhatsApp me 08139506253

ChelseaArmy:


https://leadership.ng/police-unveil-emergency-app-to-tackle-crimes/

That's awesome. Forensic detection and Intel using modern satellite technologies are major aspects of solving crime worldwide... so key into these.

Rubbish... simply make emergency lines free and effective using easy to remember codes like 911 that works nation wide.. simple

CuriousCart:
This should be moved to the joke section.

As usual......Enemies of Nigeria!

If the Naira is 1 to 1 with the US dollar, most of you Perpetual CryBabies.......will faint.

Good News about Nigeria= Bad News for Ipob ppl.

tiger28:


As usual......Enemies of Nigeria!

If the Naira is 1 to 1 with the US dollar, most of you Perpetual CryBabies.......will faint.

Good News about Nigeria= Bad News for Ipob ppl.

A very daft human being, u kinda reason from the lower secretum

ChelseaArmy:


https://leadership.ng/police-unveil-emergency-app-to-tackle-crimes/

What a joke😀

tiger28:


As usual......Enemies of Nigeria!

If the Naira is 1 to 1 with the US dollar, most of you Perpetual CryBabies.......will faint.

Good News about Nigeria= Bad News for Ipob ppl.

All this for N50K salary? You lack self-respect, you lack dignity, you lack direction in your life

You're a hopelessly worthless mongrel, and it's so sad. I wish I could help you but you're marked for destruction already!