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 Family › Re: Help!!! My Wife Is Ruining Our Marriage by bennysucre(f): 12:48pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
jumzzy448: Is this for real......smh.To the MIL, guess she acts that way cos she doesn't want any man to 'trample' on her daughter, not knowing she's setting herself up for more ridicule when the 'scales' eventually fall off the daughter's eyes. Married folks should always make it a point of duty to always keep their affairs private except its gotten out of hand like physical abuse and the likes. @OP, I salute ur patience. My neighbors had the same issue. His wife's fada n brodas come to beat him up once the wife calls to report. He had to totally ban them from his house. They'd knock but he wouldn't open. Now they've gotten the message n have let them be. God give you wisdom in handling this. |
| Celebrities › Re: The Electronic Access Card To Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo's Traditional Marriage by bennysucre(f): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
KweenAdz:For ur mind!! |
| Family › Are Some Children Born Happier Than Others? by bennysucre(op): 12:33pm On Nov 11, 2013 |
You need to see the way some children 'bone' no matter how u try to make dem laff or play with them while some just see u n smile/laugh even if they don't know you. Got me wondering if some children are born with happy personalities and some aren't. |
| Family › Re: Banned From Speaking My Language To My Baby by bennysucre(f): 2:50pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
I can see some people already calling for a divorce, una harsh oo. Op, if u like, follow dem. Wen ur eye clear, na under bridge u go dey sleep. Such a stupid lot here. Call ur hubby, apologise, wen he's calm, talk things over. Its not an issue pls, don't sweat it. I know a yoruba muslim marid to an igbo xtian n their son is a priest. Some may say that's extreme but that's what they both settled for. Dialogue is very impt in any union. God grant you wisdom! |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 1:32pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
anselm791: That's not the end na, the man came and hit the boy with his joystick 3 times, the blood rushed back into the boy, he went back to the playground in a limo and they lived happily ever after. LolGod bless u jare. E be like say na me n u formulate d story o. Tnx 4 providing the concluding part, I forget before. So, read along my fans n feel free to add ur own. #waiting for the next mumu to post,don't disappoint urself# |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 10:43am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Acidosis: What is there to learn from this playlet?Ask Jonathan |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 10:41am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Abbey2sam: What do you take nairalanders for?I go see am 4 mkt tomorw n na u go produce am. Public forum, I can post whatever I feel like whether true or not. Were u forced to comment at gunpoint? Class captain of NL. No go find work, dey carry anoda person matter 4 head. |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 10:38am On Oct 21, 2013 |
tellwisdom: Mumu pikinHeya! Hungry dey cash u ni? Send ur acct details,I'll send sometin to u. Keep on praying for a breakthrough. Mumu factorial. |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 8:28am On Oct 21, 2013 |
carefreewannabe: First of all: How can you EVEN think this story could be true?Amen ooooo! We all need it |
| Family › Re: He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 8:11am On Oct 21, 2013 |
SLIDE waxie: go fucck urself!!!I wouldn't mind if you join me, dumbo!!! @ all, don't you know how to read?? Didn't u read the beginning where I said I 'heard' n not 'witnessed'. Illiterates! Whether it happened or not, I donno. Just tot to share maybe some lessons can be learnt. How many stories on NL can stand in terms of authenticity?? Bunch of idiotas!!!!! 1 Like |
| Family › He Was Dying While His Mum Was Having Sex by bennysucre(op): 6:23am On Oct 21, 2013 |
I heard this story about a lil boy, thought to share. His mum was a single mother or unmarried, I really donno but she worked in a hospital. This boy was her only child so she doted on him n gave him the best she could afford. Being a singe parent, she was free to date n she soon began an affair with a fellow doctor in the same hospital where she worked. Things were going on well between them and they oftentimes had sex in their offices behind closed doors of course! One day while the lil boy's mum was at work, he had an accident while playing with his friends and neighbors hurried to take him to the hospital. On the way, he kept screaming 'take me to ABC hospital, my mummy works there' and they did. They got there but mummy wasn't available as she was busy having sex with her boyfi. Several calls we'ree made to her office n nurses came to knock but madam was in cloud 9 n she didn't respond. The kind of injury the boy had required the expertise of the woman as she's a pro in that field. Alas! The poor boy lost a lot of blood n was still calling out for his ma. She finally came out n on sighting her son, made frantic efforts to save his life. She was too late as he died in her arms. Serves her right?? What do u feel? |
| Autos › Re: Lamborghini Unveils $4.5 Million Roofless Car - The Veneno by bennysucre(f): 6:03am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Op was busy licking agbalumo in class while lessons were going on if not, he for know dff btw roofed n roofless. Olodo rabata 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 10:21pm On Oct 15, 2013 |
*Kails*:No ooo, they aint! Do u grunt? |
| Health › Re: Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 9:33pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
GSKing: While grunting, some people smile at the mirror.Hmmm, u sure  ? |
| Health › Re: Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 9:32pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
@nickydrake Looools @ shitgasm, I sure do know what it means. Ecstatic feeling. Added a new word to ma vocab today. @enegod, abeg where toilet section dey? I dey find am since na?? |
| Health › Re: Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 8:04pm On Oct 12, 2013*. Modified: 9:35pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Baybe: Lmao! @ the comments.Not really for the fun of it as such. I really wanna know A whole Oga Seun on my thread!!! Tnx but I drink loads of water actually n eat oranges too. |
| Health › Re: Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 8:01pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Baybe: Lmao! @ the comments. |
| Health › Do You Grunt When You Poo? by bennysucre(op): 7:03pm On Oct 12, 2013*. Modified: 7:57pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
I just wonder if many people are like me in the toilet. I grunt n grunt like a woman in labor while doing my 'business' and I get this heavenly feeling afterwards like a big weight's been lifted off me. Just wondering, any fellow grunters in the house? |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 7:46pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
lakesguy: The boda kola dats stayin bsyd yhur room am sure he will be yhur frnd' show me yhur frnd and I will tell yhu who yhu are' hmmmnnnn' nah only yhu go hear' nah dat same yhu go broadcast am cun cari am cum nairaland' Mr Amebo'E consyn u? Abi ur name na Boda Kola too? I chuk my mouth! |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 9:25am On Oct 10, 2013 |
ChiSun27: Is this a Yoruba thread. Wetn happen? Walks out.No hating, Bro. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 11:43pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Slowpois0n: all these nl girls don spoil finishMe I no even sabi all the Yoruba tins wey dem write. Asked for translations n no one answered me o. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 11:40pm On Oct 09, 2013*. Modified: 12:00am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Dyt: Lie lieI no dey lie na. If na me I for talk n ask 4 advice. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 11:24pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Dyt: Are u sure its nt uMe ke? No oooooo. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 11:05pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
tpia@:Looolz! My ear no block na. Heard her clearly, its 'Boda Kola' all the time. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 10:27pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Omolola1: Check very well, that guy is her uncle@ all. I know dem very well. No family relationship at all. |
| Romance › Re: She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Mods, y una modify the topic na? See as pple don turn here to Yoruba class o. Translations pls |
| Romance › She Calls Him 'Broda' Even In Bed! by bennysucre(op): 8:17pm On Oct 09, 2013*. Modified: 10:25pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
I'm just remembering ma neighbors back then in school. They were dating quite alright, normal relationship even though the guy was slightly older, say like 5 years. What always got on ma nerves was the fact that the gurl always called him 'Boda Kola'. Haba! Ur man o! Their room's close to mine so I hear what goes on most times ( u know how some llords build students houses). At night when they're getting down, na so so ' yee, yee, hmm, aah, Boda Kola, Boda Kola' I go dey hear. Thought she'll be too lost in ecstasy for her to remember to 'respect' him. Pls is this normal? 4 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Have by bennysucre(op): 2:33pm On Oct 04, 2013*. Modified: 10:33pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
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| Family › Re: how do you remember your late parent(s)? by bennysucre(f): 1:38pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Lovely thread. I miss u daddy. He taught me never to depend on man but God n myself. Taught me to be content with what I've got. I remember how he used to cuddle me esp when visitors were around. He taught me how to read n all. He was the complete package in short. Love u always Dad!!!!! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: The Terror At Kenyan Mall Is Over-victims Arrested(photo) by bennysucre(f): 10:22pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
these dont look like terrorists na but rather like shoppers being rescued/led away from the scene of the attack. |
Dey sent me one but I rejected it...mtscheeeew...I'm for d masses..
....better go find food chop. Ode