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Go_n_Die: watch my lips PHUCK YOU

Phuck me? Hehehehehehe, e don pepper am 4 body!!!!! Rtflmao. I resemble d gal wey u because of am open thread? Abeg, park well jor! U neva halla.

joeydozzy: Dat one na *123# shei?

No ooo, no fall my hand na! Na #124*. I'm very sure. Thank me ltr. Hehen, dem dey sell cd 4 ya yard? Make I buy give Op.

Its gonna be a tough choice to make. They are both magicians in the kitchen.

joeydozzy: Who knows how to check balance on Etisalat here?

My guy, I for like help u o but na only mtn own I know. Make I tell u?

gcfr.com:
eyimba will reject him na bros..he will make a good secondary skol coach sha.

We fit manage am na, so far na 'oyinbo'.

U are responsible for ur actions. Blame no one but u.

Mayb Moyes go come Enyimba? Who knows!

My 1st thought when I saw this thread was ' this Op dey mad ni? Where's the basis for comparison?'

Then I realised he mistakenly posted it here cos it ought to be in the jokes section.

Mods pls do him that favour. Prolly he's new on NL.

Go_n_Die: All of you will die long.

Long time from now abi? Amen oooooo!

Neva go carry ur P.N Okeke dey read, dey dia dey find gal to sleep with. Mumu factorial!!

Abeg, how much iya sikiru dey sell kongo of beans?

Aint married yet but my mate leaves a pool of saliva on d bedsheet n pillow when sleeping. Choi! I hate dat!!!

Bloggerman, u for post evrytin here, wu wanna visit any damn blog?

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Karen, y dem no go fear u? When last u look mirror?

E tire me o. Women are so quick to 'carry issues on their head'. See them talking like they were saints in their heydays.

Op just wanna lighten up with this his thread. Stop taking life too seriously, all these NL women(girls).

tpia@:
and those with irresponsible fathers, what should they do?

Appreciate God for their lives n try not to be irresponsible fathers to their own kids. It shouldn't be that hard.

tpia@:
and those with irresponsible fathers, what should they do?

Double post

Heya, I wouldn't say I'm surprised though. I remember thinking to myself 'which kain jazz dis guy take catch dis babe?' cos the guy doesn't look like her kind with all his Ibadan tribal marks.

Babe, op u really weren't cheating sha, na dat 1 me nor like. Hope u guys can work sometin out sha, if not foward ever backward never.

tpia@:
These types of threads are too common on nl. "What do you hate about this", "what do you hate about that", "what did someone do that vexed you", "come and hate", blah blah etc etc.

Op and co, you could have just quietly left the venue if you were offended by anything you saw there.

Were you forced to stay?

Bad belle people.

The Op has seen u, u may go please. Always in evry section trying to bully people. Agbaya!! Na u get NL? If e dey pain u, use d deactivate button jor. U won't be missed.

This is so damn gross. Haba! Spare our eyes this kinda images jare. I sure wouldn't be happy that my parents showed me off whilst in the belly like this, assuming I was d unborn baby.

Leave story jare! Gurls aint smiling o, she's gotta look 'hot' for hubby though this is too hot ma. Ur boobs n belly are competing for space in ur outfit.

Taiwo Jamani, the Ireland based Nigerian had been in the news for weeks now. The dude who was said to be involved in this and that business is now dead having spent sometime in the hospital following serious injuries he sustained when he was attacked by an irate countryman in Dublin in Ireland.

The brain behind his predicament was said to be a certain woman who is allegedly said to be dating him and another friend of him, Jooda Akanbi, his assailant.

Biola was described as a mother of three who had lost her husband because of certain suspicion which he (the husband) had about Biola’s ways of life. He moved out to a different location.

Contrary to some rumours that the two men had a business linked that strained their relationship, it has now emerged that the woman whose name was given as Biola played an important role helping Police in their investigation.

According to a reliable source, a major rivalry issue sprang up sometimes last year following a short meeting between Taiwo and Biola who was already enjoying a blossoming love and business relationship with Jooda Akanbi, the killer.

Following the discovery of an under ground romance between the two, Jooda developed a cold feet , thinking that the business relationship between him and Biola would be put into jeopardy and the feeling that the other party may benefit more from the business link, he decided to crawl back appealing to the lady that he would benefit her more than Taiwo.

Reports gathered from eye witness account has it that, ”On the day of the incident, Jamani had visited Biola’s home and had been sighted by Jooda who was driving pass the area.

He stopped in the middle of the road and started abusing Taiwo Jamani using all sort of abusive words with him, Jamani maintained his silence. Jooda, having sensed that all his effort to make Taiwo get angry didn't work, got so irritated that he was being belittled and then pulled over and parked the car. He walked back to confront Taiwo’

At this point, Mr Jamani inpsite of the ugly situation, walked away with his shoulders high. Jooda Akanbi, feeling more insulted by the way he was ignored, went back to his boot to pick up a baseball bat. On getting to the deceased, Jooda slapped him and since this was happening on a main street day time the deceased turned back and without responding walked away again.

As he walked away from the scene, the Jooda took his baseball bat and hit Taiwo on the head.

Taiwo fell down and was unconscious, wailing and groaning on the floor. He was immediately rushed to the hospital where he eventually died weeks after



Source : http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/news/top-stories/325096-taiwo-jamani-nigerian-man-in-ireland-killed-over-a-woman.html

Tnx for ur concern, I appreciate it. God go helep me do the needful

Thanks for the 'gingering'

Even if it turns out that uncle is our dad, no wahala. We'll move on from there.

People telling me to bone and move on just have no idea (I pray u never will) of how this shiit feels. Whenever I'm with mumsy, I might forget but once I see my uncle, my mind automatically flashes back to that day. At least popc never got to know n he's gone now,but me I must know why. Popc was the eldest and uncle was the 4th n last sibling so imagine the gap.

I need advice on how best to confront her cos like I earlier said, we don't relate with our parents as in, we don't play. Its only 'yes ma, yes sir'. So how do I man up when liver fit fail me?

Sometimes she calls to tell me sometin bad hapund to her n I'll be like 'sorry o' but I'll me madly happy in my heart like 'serves you right'. I'm tired of living this way honestly!!!

lafex: It is highly possible that both of them (your mum and your uncle) are the ones that kill your DAD. So if you dont want to join your dad leave them and move on

There's no chance in hell that they killed ny father. He died of 'old age.' He was almost 80 years old before he died. As for them killing me, Its highly impossible.

Guitarlife: has it ever crossed your mind that such a mother may attack you in any and every way possible ?

Stop whipping up ridiculous sentiments, you are a man for a reason.

You just have to man up and delete the memory from your life. I feel sorry for you cos you are the one carrying the guilt and the burden of someones seeming misdeamenor.

Finally, it is not within your exclusive preserve to adjudicate the case of marital fidelity/infidelity of your parents, marriage sometimes is a complex web of intricate complications .

The best advice now is for you to face your life and make something out of it for yourself. When you do that you earn her respect and attention and then you can do what you like.

All this scheming will only land you in a more unfortunate situation. As a man think with your head and bot your heart/emotions.

The world is what it is, a place of wickedness so learn to live with it and stop expecting too much from mere heathens including your own mother.

Goodluck!

I know its not within my exclusive preserve to judge but they both should have thought about me before inflicting me with such kind of unforgettable memory. The least they could have done was to send me out or something.

My brother,walking around with the memory aint easy esp when mumsy tries forming holy. Its hard not to judge. Of all people, her BIL!!

cherieb2: There's d possibility that ur mum might be feeling guilty about the whole issue right now and still carrying the burden on her too, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ telling her about it will be relieving urself of that trauma n maybe relieving her of d guilt too. Tell her abt it, Ȋ̝̊̅ believe she's going τ̅☺ accept her wrong and ask for your forgiveness. It's well

No iota of guilt, I'm sure about that. They just barely manage to speak to each other in public, I wonder how their affair ended. One day soon, I'll summon courage, prolly after my kids are here. May God spare our lives past then.

Abeg make una go wear una iro n buba. It'd suit u guys than the 'dresses' y'all have on. What a puke-inducing pix!!

See as all of dem fat like say fatness dey go out of fashion. Damn hippopos

Denizsmart: is dat guy am seeing 17 yrs? may his soul rest in peace

Even if he's 150 years old, does it change anything? Nonsense!

Me I would oo, without a second thought. is there any online forum like NL?

What if Seun says he's tired n decides to sell, how much would you offer for NL?

Hi all. Just saw this thread now n its cool.

My sister has a very cute soon, he's 8 months old. I'd really love for him to model, he's so photogenic n he smiles a lot. I've surfed the web but can't seem to get any meaningful info on how to help him land a modeling job.
Agents in the house, pls help.