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chimerase2:
Se ur head like lalatisca
U dey mention lala for all dos short hand way u de type way I no fit understand
See guy next time if u want to write in english write but if it is in pigin write amu well

ok no vex.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]She's simply a HO. [/color]

hmmmm

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You simply ignore.

If you want to get a girl,,do it outside the confines of your zone. It could fire back.

#Mypiece.[/color]

tnks bro.

yorubaboiy:
i c death....sho fe ku ni

i cancel dat in Jesus name....shuuuuu

wristwatch:
Be careful in order not to fall for her trap perhaps it maybe a planned work.

Also, how are u so sure you will eventually not be the next victim of her mood swing?

Don't because she is showing green-light which we all know she is chyking u stylishly and think u wont be next maga perhaps maybe because u are rich.

So in essence look before u leap.

d funny tin is she is nt after d money...my guy is nt rich neither am i.she even said t me yesternite dat she doesnt depend on anyone for anytin.dat she hasnt collected anytin frm my guy nd he too confirmed it.so its nt even a case of magarism at all.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That's the HO spirit in her doing its work. [/color]

lol pls hw cn she be delivered?

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Keep your distance from that girl.
You would hurt your friend if you start hooking up with a girl he obviously loves. Even if he doesn't eventually find out which I am sure he would, it's not a nice thing to do because you would be betraying friendship.

I just pity your friend though. That girl doesn't deserve his love. [/color]

tnks dear for d advice

Ok dis is hw it all started.last week friday due t d boredom at hme decided t go see a friend of mine 2houses after mine wit sme musical materials.nd as we started gisting wit other instrumentalist he codedly took me t his room t see his new babe.she wz lying on d bed at dat time.i greeted her which is normal nd my guy nd i left her.
Hours later d other friends decided t tke dia leave nd my guy decided t gve dem a walk leaving me alone outside.few minutes later she came out t get sometin frm d nearby store nd wen she came bck we exchanged pleasantries nd tlked.nd i made her blush nd laugh until my guy came nd dey both went inside d room dat wz after she collected my number without my guy's knowledge.nd as a guy man i also locked up.(abi wetin i for do naw)few minutes later she whatsapped me.
T cut d long sermon short she started sending messages upon messages nd as a guy i gat t respond ni..dere isnt a single day without her nt calling.she wakes me up early in d morning either wit her calls or Pms nd wenever she wanna sleep at nte..i dnt need a T.B joshua t tell me she is inlove.two days ago she asked me if i had a date nd i gave her my ans.she den said sometin dat shocked me.she said she had told her bestfriend about me nd showed her my pix nd her bestfriend said she likes me even though she told her friend we were jst friends.hmmmmm nd now d hottest part of d gist.i stylishly said t her cn we spend sme time tgether someday nd ur guess is as gud as mine....she wz so excited about it bt den it cnt be my house cus his bf is close t my house.....abeg my NL dopes i dnt knw y she is falling for a guy she barely knws.tday makes it a week old since i met her.nd my guy told me it took him years bfore dis same girl finally agreed t date him nd its jst one week she saw me nd she is falling inlove already. should i cut off communication wit her or should i play smart or jst continue t be myself?i really dnt wanna hurt d both of dem by my actions.nd i knw sme NL guys may ve experienced similar situation.pls advice me on wat t do.
Matured minds pls tnks in advance.
Cc:lalasticlacla

Eyaa i feel for dis man sha

ECOTERRORS:
My new governor, try to make Delta state the real Heartbeat of this country

edo state is d heartbeat of d nation nt delta.

chymystique:
Please how many times will this particular thread be on frontpage abi the MOD that moved the topic is high on the excitement of mating with the opposite sex due to the cold weather

wat is dis one saying?

Dorrobucci:
I got an I.V, I shall be there by tomorrow

hey bro u forgot t add H to ur I.V

PARIS SAINT GERMAIN defender david luiz has revealed he will adstain from sex following his recent baptism.

The former Chelsea man was baptised in the swimming pool of cluf team mate Maxwell,and is now a member of the Pentecostal Hillsong Church.And since the holy blessing,luiz has vowed to abstain from sex wit his girlfriend Sara Mandeira until they re married.the Brazil international posted a photo of the ceremony onto his instagram account stating that he has chosen to wait.followed by a bible verse from the book of Corinthians.
The defender met his girlfriend Sara,23,when they were teenagers and he now says they have decided to wait until they are married.nawa ooooooooo.luiz i wish u d grace t maintain dat vow.

Lalasticlala do the needful.

eyeview:
Many churches have so far diluted the church with worldly things.

am telling u.i couldnt believe my eyes wen i saw dis.

Wat re churches turning into dis days?jst saw dis pix dis evening,couldnt hlp bt laugh out my balls.
Lke seriously?

FLAWLES:
Where in Edo state er u?

Benin

MizOsas:
Hiya! I'm a dark in complexion Benin girl... searching for friends

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helo osas

FLAWLES:
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nice pix though.

If d number of times u ve kissed wz t be translated t money hw much do u fink would be in ur bank account?mine is 0:00k lolzzz.be bold t add urs dnt spoil d fun.

D truth be told bro even if she gets bck t u lke u ve rightly said it definitely is nt going t be love as usual anymore.trust me she did it out of self pity nd persuasion frm her sister.all i cn say t u is keep playing ur part d way u used to u never can tell her love for u might jst be rekindled again.
Gudmrn NL.

Fellow nl my roomies and I were arguing this in the morning. Pls I need your sincere opinions on this. Who would choose when really planning to get Married? I chose the good cook. Ladies if you were to be in our shoes who would u choose pls let's b sincere.

Lies...pls u guys should tke a look at d 3 pix.d first one showed he wz burnt in a tied road.d second pix showed close t d bush nd d 3rd pix showed him been burnt totally in another location haba naaaa.

Mods pls if u ve a friend or relative in dat hostel pls call dem t confirm it urself.am nt lieing.

@unibenstudent i didnt jst cme here t fabricate lies.it shows u re among dose dat sleep lke a dead rat.even wen sometin is going on around u,u wnt knw.

Unibenstudent:
I was in hall 3 yesternight and nothing of such happened,seun ban this guy for spreading falsehood

guy wt is wrong wit u?d fact dat u re nt aware doesnt mean it didnt happen.ask arund ok bfore u say rubbish,even sme of my roomates got t knw of it dis morning

Gudmorning my fellow nairalanders hpe u all had a wonderful nte rest?
Sometin happened in my hostel lst nte dat i would love t share wit u guys.d incident happened in my hostel(Hall3) in uniben incase u ve a friend or relative dere t confirm it urself.
Here it is
i wz sleeping in d room wen of a sudden i heard a guy shouting guy why u dey pull my trouser na why u dey pull am na.at first i tot maybe it wz d usual prank in d hostel until i started hearing hot slaps dat made me jump out of d bed.dis happened around 3:00am.oboy bfore i could get t d scence sme SUG guys nd students were so beating dis guy ehhhh jesus i could nt jst imagine d sight of it.wit blood gushing out frm d guy's nose nd mouth nd his mouth naturally pouted out lke dat of a girl taking a selfie due t d enormous slaps.according t d victim he wz sleeping at d flyover which normally students do due t d enormous heat in d room wen d gay guy came.according t d victim's story lemme say it d way he said it.
I jst dey sleep for flyover wen dis guy come meet me ooo.we jst greet normal base on guy's tins.d guy jst begin dey touch me nd my mind nor even go dat side at all.i comot d guy hand nd go bck t sleep dis time around i cme use rappar cover body.d nxt tin na d guy ask me y i dey use rapper cover i nor jst mind am.sme minutes later i jst notice say d rapper weh i tke cover d guy jst pull am comot, remove my bursars nd be shook him P**** for my nyansh..nd d most annoying part of it all is dat dis same guy was said t ve been caught bfore nd dat dis is d second time he is doing so.my people dey dealt wit dis boy nor be small.if nt for d intervention of d porter dat came dey would ve killed dt boy.as dey were taking d guy away t security sme of d students started saying,boys weh nor get girl dey soapy(masturbate) u tink say dem no nor wetin dem dey do?hw much e go cost u tke N400 go oluku go tke ashawo.ve been seeing all dis in movies nd tday i saw it in reality.pls for dose of u dat would be asking for pix i would snapped him bt my ba3 wz down nd though sme students took shots of him i would gladly upload it wen i get d pictures.

ayogabriel:
U said you had Fs that's more than 1, am sure u are not the only one without textbook even if you didn't buy, and you did well am sure the lecturer might reduce your mark, but failing you?
I know some of them are devils. But was it all your lecturers u didn't buy there book gave you F?

no it wasnt all d lecturers.infact d man failed me both first nd second semenster.i wz surprised wen i saw d result cus d exam wz as easy as ABC.dat wz wen dey said he failed us bcus we didnt buy his book.

Helo my fellow nairalanders.i really need ur mature advice rte nw cus am totally down at d moment.
Its lke dis...i recently checked my result nd it all bad.i had Fs nd presently am in my finals which automatically means i would ve an extra year.nw d tin is i had dis Fs nt bcus i didnt write well in d papers bt bcus i couldnt afford sme of d txt books nd d lecturars had t fail anybody who didnt buy.all my hpe of graduating dis year has been dashed,my moral is down,i cn hardly go out of my hostel or tlk t people bcus i ve failed myself,i knw who i am wen it comes t academics nd i never expected dis.i knw sme persons may ve been in dis kinda situation bfore.pls hw did u cope,wat were ur motivation?my fellow NL pls dnt insult me.we re all humans nd dis is one of my challenging moment.pls i need ur advice on hw t forge ahead as i am really down rte nw.tnks in advance.pls mod hlp tke it t d rte section.God bless u all.

yet na dem dey gve dis country levels.imagine a nigeria without lagos.
Benson drums on d beat.

Dey yet na dem dey gve dis country levels.imagine a nigeria without lagos.
Benson drums on d beat.

It is u dat will burn nt nigeria.
Bensondrums on d beat.

Bt nairalanders come ooo.its lke dis chadian army no get joy ooo.dey ve been killing boko boys in dia hundred recently.abeg is it possible for d chadian army t *port* to nigeria?
Sai Gej
Chai Bensondrums on d beat.