₦airaland Forum

My Benue. Why always my Benue

So sad

DjAndroid:
You sent more than a page. Note: a page is 160 characters.

no sir. I sent a page

Has anyone else noticed how a message that is sent once is charged twice? I kept receiving same text messages twice from people, but thought it was a network ish, until this morning when I sent a message, but got billed twice. Please work on your system, MTN. This is recession period. Cc: Lalasticlala

Presh900:
Go hospital go tell them you need ''hearse'' na..you go ask tire

lol

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Presh900:
Oga we know bt we prefer ambulance.Thank you!!

Stop! It's not good for your health

MadCow1:
Why was he stuck?


Was there Magun in the Bus?

Lol. Madcow

Only in Nigeria. Emergency line not reachable? Very useless country. I've given up hope on this country a long time ago

JESUSBOIY:
Sweety trapqueen, twaci, siinaj IIshilove pleas come letz have maraton sex


I WAnna transform ur body

Your comments on this forum betray your moniker. What a shame!

Got admission in 2011, graduated February this year. 4 years course turned 5 years. They still expect us to spend additional years when they can just slash the salaries of ministers and other Thieves. Useless leaders we have

Make this in form of cartoon. That's the only way he'll understand

LabiaDestroyerr:
Kk

epp me... Epp me sir.

LabiaDestroyerr:
Kk

epp me... Epp me sir.

Shame!!

LabiaDestroyerr:
welcome bro

Please give me a detailed tutorials

Pavore9:
Abeg no let this hot coffee whey l dey drink scorch me o!

I tell you.

To me, this woman would have been doing better if baba can leave her alone without poking nose into her ministry

rowanMama:
Good.
Follow your dreams/passion and success will chase you pants down.

3 Idiots

mjay26:
carry ur stink thought waka pass ,try n be positive for once. Stop been mean about gendar, or maybe thinking he can not be his family

I pity your low IQ if you can't see the humor in this. Don't ever quote me. Carry your depression elsewhere

I hope this is his real family oh! I hope he was not jazzed? *only few will understand*

Dandy1:
Get an Akai mpk mini mk2 instead. Economical and useful. Except you want more keys to play up the octaves with

I have eyes for 88 keys. I am into Gospel music production. U know how crazy it is

piagetskinner:
Oh ok...thought it was mkd
All the best sir

thanks dear

piagetskinner:
Where do u produce music?

Nassarawa, sir

MRXELA:
u be Dj ?

No sir.. A music producer.

What difference does it make? When they've been doing it since 2015 with no value added to the populace

Mehn! No be today e start oh!!!! Jesus Christ! Lalasticlala! I found this article. Nigerians always appreciate good things when they're gone. Look at the insults on Yar'adua. Chai

decatalyst:


You mean sombori waka go Arab Nation to sell corn? baale ile tun ni


What does NCA have to say?

I don't understand what you meant by the words U typed in Yoruba... But should he have gone into drugs like some are doing? What will people do that Nairalanders won't complain?! What?! Pissed.

Our resilience against all odds is what makes us Nigerians. If not for our failed leaders, Nigerians in the diaspora were good people. It wasn't this way from the beginning. Watch REAL STORY OF NIGERIA, you'll understand what I'm saying

miremoses:
it would be from 90k to 100k.no official price yet.

Choi.. See money! This money fit buy me M Audio Midi controller for my work oh! Chai

I can see 5 heads