annijones:
thanks... well that a compliment. my menstral soaked pad is beta than u.

omolola15:


Loooooooooooool good morning my friend

costandi:
Who asked you?

costandi:
Who asked you?

aylagos:
Where are the maths Guru

Davash222:


My dear, the problem is not from you. Mathematics is Boring, I can bet my birthday cake that 85% of us here are victims of this situation .. Who takes mathematics serious

omolola15:




And what of those elections won by PDP, they are fair abi. The loser will always accuse the winner of rigging in Nigeria. If you have any problem go to court and stop disturbing us on nl biko.

delikay4luv:
Dem don pad am abi?

fulaniHERDSman:
Supported .. he should be banished from that village

HungerBAD:
Winner.

glossy6:

I just feel like laughing
Wait ooh, am not laughing at you ooh but I am laughing

glossy6:

I just feel like laughing
Wait ooh, am not laughing at you ooh but I am laughing

hungrynigerian:
hungry man no go fit vote na

Vision4God:
Father lord kip ur children from evil

PapiNigga:
The internet has gone agog as a lady recently disclosed how her sister got the surprise of her life when her lover proposed to her with a brand new car. She share the good news on instagram, and of course her sister said yea.(why won't she)

See how her sister captioned the photo below.
"The planning begins... countdown. My sister is getting married. Sooooo excited. I lost my voice that night. Could not stop screaming. She never hexperetit. Lol.. Can't wait to glam her up.We will be going all out on all her dresses. Watch this page Can't wait... so many dresses to be made. The list is unending. Congrats babyyy. *rolls up sleeves* time to get to work. #ProposalOnFleek#lovebirds"

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/09/recession-wat-man-proposes-to-his.html?m=1

INTROVERT:
Laughs in swahili.

akara:
Dem no go let my name rest sef

fairlyusedpant:
Wow, thats lovely, that was what happened to okorodukoko majekodunmilayo who married aishatu imoh abasi, he invited everybody through MTN text messages, since there was no money to print out wedding cards, so he sent text messages to all his family members, friends and school mates, he now cooked ten bag of rice, with chicken, so on the day of the wedding, he was shocked that nobody came for the wedding, only for him to discover that the message he sent did not deliver, mtn had a network breakdown, chai, so okorodukoko continue the wedding like that with only the pastor and the empty chairs, and they lived happily ever after, but MTN really spoilt his wedding plans ooo, because he had to eat the 10 bags of rice, they are still eating it now as i am typing this ...

BayLord01:
Story too long but I have checked the name well ... Not surprise it's always them