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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen BANNED In Abuja by benueguy(m): 9:06am On Sep 05, 2016
Kudos if true
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Buhari Appoints Three Experts To Resolve Economic Crisis (photo) by benueguy(m): 8:35am On Sep 05, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
There are things you shouldn't joke with, open the thread to see names of those appointed only to see pics of clowns undecided
I know you're pained... Just like everyone of us here. Truth is, we cannot change anything because oga Buhari doesn't know we even EXIST. Laugh it off jare. That's the antidote for our present predicament

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience In An Interview Session by benueguy(m): 8:22am On Sep 05, 2016
Headmaster055:
NOne of Ur BUsiness...if U ar nt comfortable with it beta get d f*ck out.
Kids everywhere. Why are you guys quick to insult What do you derive from it?

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Phones / Re: When Your Dad Asks You To Bring Your Phone .(pic) by benueguy(m): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2016
hemucology:


That is normal thing to locked the important part on the phone ok
The only security wey my phone get na pattern lock. Once U get access to that, U get access to everything about me. I no dey delete my msgs sef. I have messages of 2015 still on my phone. My WhatsApp na him worse pass. Na recently I delete some messages cos the phone dey lag. It baffles me why people lock their phones upandan
Phones / Re: When Your Dad Asks You To Bring Your Phone .(pic) by benueguy(m): 9:10pm On Sep 04, 2016
kinglekan:

Wetin u sef dey find for person phone? your destiny lost? grin grin
Lol... No sir.
Phones / Re: When Your Dad Asks You To Bring Your Phone .(pic) by benueguy(m): 9:04pm On Sep 04, 2016
dahdah:


No bro, Hiding them doesn't mean someone is irresponsible nor does it mean that someone have skeleton in his/her cupboard , I hide my banking mobile app and whatsapp, I hide the Whatsapp cos of 'DAMMY' my younger sister, she would read my conversation with my gf and later use most of it to talk to me, and I hide my mobile banking app cos of my shop attendants , the pin to unlock it is what they don't know cos they have access to many things abt me. It doesn't mean I'm irresponsible sir.
U have a reasonable answer to that. But what do u have to say about a married man whose phone I collected to see his beautiful daughter (I wasn't around during his wedding. We met after some years later and he told me he has a daughter. I collect phone to see pictures, only to be disappointed that he locked it. Checked other applications too but they were also locked. Wetin u go tell me?
Phones / Re: When Your Dad Asks You To Bring Your Phone .(pic) by benueguy(m): 6:54pm On Sep 04, 2016
Zero time(s). Only irresponsible men (boys) have skeleton in their cupboards. Collect a person's phone, WhatsApp locked, gallery, locked, everything locked. As if they're in cult. Mtchewww

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Fashion / Re: Kenya Lady Called Ugly Bleaches Her Skin To Look Beautiful (Before & After Pics) by benueguy(m): 1:19pm On Sep 04, 2016
Why always Kenya

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Music/Radio / Re: New Gospel Song By Me by benueguy(m): 1:17pm On Sep 04, 2016
herzern:
Buhari....why??...

I can't download the music due to insufficient data.... cry....

Same here
Phones / Re: TECNO At It Again... New 3GB RAM Phone Released!!!! by benueguy(m): 11:27pm On Sep 03, 2016
Norman4real:
So today i was walking around town and i couldn't believe my eyes... The Camon C9 was upgraded to a C9 plus... Same screen size, same processors, same camera set up but this time with 3GB RAM and 32GB ROM... shocked shocked

Personally I've held a c9 since it came out and i cant complain about its multitasking on 2GB Ram but with this c9+ out, im about to sell mine.
20k
Music/Radio / New Gospel Music - The Grateful Song Produced By Me by benueguy(m): 11:00am On Sep 03, 2016
Be blessed... The Grateful Song by Gabe Itodo and produced by me http://soulzmp3.com/2016/08/new-music-gabe-itodo-the-grateful-song-ft-bsu-watchers-gabeitodo/
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Economic Team, Square Pegs In Round Holes – Abdulahi : VANGUARD by benueguy(m): 9:51am On Sep 03, 2016
vingeophysicist:
buhari never prepared to be a president , he only dethroned Jonathan solely because he wants to record his name as been a civilian and military president, just like obasanjo that was bailed out of prison and given the privilege to rule Nigeria to rule like a platter of gold.

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Politics / Re: Crude Export To Increase By 380,000b/d In Days by benueguy(m): 8:01am On Sep 03, 2016
Adminisher:
Death should now await any community that harbours eco-terrorists of any hue. They should be levelled completely. Any terrorists caught should not be spared the most horrific torture. The Jonathan that inspired the attacks should also be kept under security watch. Any suspicious call or meeting should provoke immediate arrest. He should explain why Nigeria that honoured him with high offices in spite of his modest abilities should be visited with economic sabotage from an ex President no less
na so

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Romance / Re: 8 Photos Of The World’s Craziest And Most Extreme Bodybuilders by benueguy(m): 5:37pm On Sep 02, 2016
ibibiofirstlady:
Check out this big guy
Pls change your dp
Music Business / Re: For Music Producers: FL Studio Or Reason? by benueguy(m): 12:03pm On Sep 02, 2016
ChynoBEATS:


Sorry for the late reply.
As-per used Nope but if you want a new one n
If you're in lagos you can check I.T WORLD "in computer village " ikeja
All right sir. Any idea how much it costs?
Computers / Re: Help! How To Open Passworded RAR File by benueguy(m): 9:18am On Sep 02, 2016
lanreni:
dead end. keep searching the internet for such archived softwares. check especially the youtube search results. i have a password rar unlocker, but no guarantee. it could take ages to decipher the letters, especialy for huge rars.
Very frustrating. I have two or three of those softwares, but they take ages. Imagine a 6GB file. Mtchewww
Computers / Re: Help! How To Open Passworded RAR File by benueguy(m): 12:11am On Sep 02, 2016
Babalegba:
Check for the password where you downloaded the file from
They asked me to complete a survey that never comes up. Tried all my best fa
Computers / Help! How To Open Passworded RAR File by benueguy(m): 8:04pm On Sep 01, 2016
Happy new month to all the gurus in the house. I downloaded a 6GB file from the Internet but unfortunately, it requested for password which I don't know. Please any hope for me?
Religion / Re: Ex-assemblies Leader Paul Emeka Risks Jail As AGF Takes Over Forgery Case by benueguy(m): 7:05pm On Sep 01, 2016
Deal with him. The havoc this man has caused my church is unprecedented. Let him face the wrath of the law.
Education / Re: What Number Comes After Trillion? See The Name Of The World Largest Numbers by benueguy(m): 6:50pm On Sep 01, 2016
Oh!! I has die....
And some politicians can afford to gather up to 1, 000 million naira into 100 billion and above and embezzle. What kind of country is this?!

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Eating Pounded Yam And Eforiro (Photo) by benueguy(m): 6:43pm On Sep 01, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
grin grin grin
NIGERIA: 10000


GHANA: 0


Cc: Girl360
Abeg explain this for me. I no understand

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Education / Re: Which Of This Soldiers Is The Strongest by benueguy(m): 10:55am On Sep 01, 2016
kobosmart:

angry who tell you say na E?
No be G?
Guy U fail. Na I for Iron get power pass

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Crime / Re: Man Who Sells Soaps As Phones In Lagos Traffic Arrested (pic) by benueguy(m): 10:42am On Sep 01, 2016
generalbush:
This southwastern people won't just respect themselves ....

Chai.... Masters of all crimes!!
hmm please stop being tribalistic. Every tribe has issues. Please enough of these tribal sentiments. They won't help
Phones / Re: See The Epic Reply I Gave To This Petty Scammer by benueguy(m): 12:04am On Sep 01, 2016
Obviously you're not more than 15 years of age. You lack manners. You think you can insult anyone just because u sit at the other end with a data enabled phone? Your responses to these comments show you still have a long way to go.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Drink His Sperm All The Time by benueguy(m): 3:41pm On Aug 31, 2016
Talk2Bella:
I don’t want to be judged I just need some help.


I am in my late 30’s and unmarried, I have a boyfriend who promised me marriage and we have been going steady for a year now, but I don’t think I want to marry him, if I do I might die early, here’s my reason.


He’s almost my age mate but I’m older, he tries to control everything about me including our sex lives, but hey I don’t mind, I didn’t mind, how I wish I did because now I have no control anymore because for the past two months all I have been drinking is sperm.


That night he wanted to cum, so he asked if I would like to taste it that it was a fantasy of his for a girl to swallow his cum, I didn’t want to offend or belittle him so I said yes, my mouth was filled with it, I rushed to the bathroom to throw it out but he pinned me down and made me swallow.


Bella my life has been hell for the past two months, sometimes he cums in a cup and makes me drink, sometimes he even wants me to drink his urine, is this normal? I feel bloated these days, my mouth smells and I don’t even enjoy sex anymore with him because he’s always in a hurry to cum some I can swallow his semen.


Please help me!



Talk2Bella

It’s obvious you’re in this relationship because of the promise of marriage, and it’s sad you’ve neglected your happiness and health for something as flimsy as a marital promise.

Having unprotected sex with someone you don’t know their H.I.V or S.T.I status is very risk, you’re not only having unprotected sex, you’re also drinking his sperm.


First things first go check yourself for any diseases and take your partner along with you, then you need to sit down and have a lengthy talk with him, make a stand tell him you’ve become very uncomfortable with his sexual demands and fetishes, ask him how he would feel if you always ask him to drink your menstruation blood, my dear, if he doesn’t want to listen please leave, not every relationship leads to marriage and age shouldn’t be a criterion to hurriedly lose your lifet o diseases because of marriage.

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/08/my-boyfriend-makes-me-drink-his-sperm.html
No offense, please but are all these stories of yours real or are they mere imaginations? They're weird
Science/Technology / Re: Annular Eclipse To Hit Nigeria Tomorrow by benueguy(m): 3:10pm On Aug 31, 2016
Blakjewelry:

Bring 1 cow, two ram, yam, 5 white cock, Palm oil and palm wine three big keg for consultations, if na olden days na human e for require.
Chai... For this Buhari time?

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Romance / Re: I Must Marry A Guy That Earns At Least N200k A Month - See Were She Ended Up by benueguy(m): 11:15am On Aug 30, 2016
Lol... Second picture is funny,,
Celebrities / Re: Dancers Welcome Patience Ozokwor In Kumasi, Ghana To Win Souls For Christ(Video) by benueguy(m): 8:17am On Aug 30, 2016
MadCow1:
I wonder what Africa would look like today if we had spread the gospel of our local religion with the same vigor we spread the White Mans religion.
Go do am naaaaaa. Mtchewww

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Celebrities / Re: Dancers Welcome Patience Ozokwor In Kumasi, Ghana To Win Souls For Christ(Video) by benueguy(m): 8:16am On Aug 30, 2016
aminho:
I hope no one will shout Islamic agenda when Muslims start their own evangelism
The ones they have been doing since time immemorial plus the ones the herdsmen are doing is not enough abi?

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