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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:20pm On Dec 01, 2025
oyaskii:
Omooo.... Recently e be like you and slops dey inside one circle dey dance atilogó fgs, because come o, have you genuinely seen a good movie this month? 😩😩
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:51pm On Nov 30, 2025
Gobor jor!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:41pm On Nov 30, 2025
Arsenal conceding from a system they have perfected. Sweet karma.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:22pm On Nov 30, 2025
That's at least a yellow for Enzo. Referee should not forget to give that card before second-half resumes. 🙄
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Beorn: 6:10pm On Nov 30, 2025
Well deserved red card for Caceido. Werey dey disguise. Brutal tackle yet feigning injury thinking he can escape in this VAR era. Yimu. 🙄😂😂😂


Remaining Cucuruku to collect his own so this game can be over before it even starts. 😂😂
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2025
oyaskii:
Opened Ep1, basically more of the same nothing too fancy yet but i was seeing a run-time of 1hr plus for one Episode? and these Duffer Brothers has a gazillion more hours of episode scattered till 2026, before it's all over? Hell nah... diabolical move tbh 😩😩.

So am i actually cooked and overreacting or is ridiculous long episodes runtime a chore to chew through these days?? 😭😭
Omo, the 1hr plus felt like 30 minutes coz I was too immersed in each episode. It's not enough runtime IMHO. 😬😁
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 6:28pm On Nov 28, 2025
Calibrator:
I couldn't care less about the conclusion of Strangers Things so I decided to take a sneak peek at Season 5 and downloaded just the first episode to see why it is getting rave reviews.

Didn't even take up to ten minutes in for me to realise the errors of my actions. embarassed


This season is not the kind you sip bits by bits, it is the kind of peak entertainment you devour at a go.
The people who will truly enjoy this show at the maximum are those who are just joining the wagon, they get to binge watch peak without the punishment of waiting between seasons.

Will watch the rest of the season on January 1, 2026.
In the meantime, let me go and see what the hassle is about this Last Samurai standing cheesy
My next Netflix watch after Dark. This coming weeks has a lot in stock for me.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 6:23pm On Nov 28, 2025
joseph1832:
Not the kind of story Beorn, Armadeo or even Calibrator will tell you.

He had so much time to spare, he spent his time watching Stranger Things Season 5. After waiting for 3 years. grin cheesy

Una get time Sha. Lol.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 9:36pm On Nov 27, 2025
Stranger Things season 5. A cumulative 9/10 rating so far.

I normally wait out episodes that drop weekly or monthly, but I couldn't contain my excitement and I don't have a single strenght to avoid spoilers.

The Duffer Brothers delivered. They cooked NGL.

The VFX is pitch perfect. The score has been brilliant as it has come to be expected.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Beorn: 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2025
[quote author=BlueRayDick post=137519160]Lege Miami vs Nwabali : English dey cry 😭

is the comedy central of the world. You can't be sad if you have data and sabi your way to Naija contents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:51am On Nov 18, 2025
oyaskii:
in the history of unnecessary flicks, this takes the crown as the most unnecessary because like what is genuinely the point? Didn't they just release a sequel to the animation last year, that didn't even bang? How old his the original, that they think a live action is necessary?? Why is Disney so afraid to look forward and do something new?

Like since Disney started this live action remake, which one has truly truly been worthwhile? Not Mulan (2020), not Aladdin (2019), not Lion King (2020). There is a certain glitz that comes with animation, that can never carry over to live action, no matter the CGI capabilities.

I hate how Disney is sucked in this live action/remake dead era...they used to be a leader in this genre, the rot has even extended to Pixar, like Soul (2020), is the last animation from them i have genuinely enjoyed, it's all downhill since then...i seriously wish, a more competent animation studio will snatch thier chain.
The problem is, apart from Mulan, the rest you metioned are all box office success raking billions for Disney, so would you blame them for continuing with the BS when there are millions out there who would still encourage them to make these slops?


Until they start making back to back losses with these live action remakes, they won't stop.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:44am On Nov 18, 2025
majesticguy:
CGI na water.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:43am On Nov 18, 2025
abduleez1:
The live action is here....👀


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYFfYLe5rs?si=jHaBVljbpowJb_Qm
Another cash grab. These people no dey tire. Anyway, those that would go spend money at the cinema to see a known storyline, good luck to them.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 1:29pm On Nov 17, 2025
oyaskii:
After the Smashing Machine (2025), he was on about how he is reborn and he was moving into more challenging roles, bye bye to generic and robotic slop performances, and the next movie he announces to be in, is "Jumanji 4", like brooo the irony. He no real, wallahi 😩..He needs to know that it's very okay not to be versatile and just do what you are good at tbh
Werey dey disguise. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2025
oyaskii:
omoo i be no wan talk cuz why was i, the first episode and sleep, in a 3 way gídigbò last night, and sleep won big time fgs 😭😭.

So either i am washed and don't know what a high quality show is anymore or people are heaping undue praises on it, because it's Vince Gilligan

I was seeing best pilot episode in years rave and the sleeping pill i saw last night was anything but, Ep2 didn't fare better, was actually worse, more detached and unhinged...make my eyes first clear first...maybe it gets better.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Beorn: 1:00pm On Nov 06, 2025
pocohantas:
Is this luxurious in 2025?
E be like your own sugarbaby dey college of education. She never too open eye. 😂😂
The message has an underlying shade embedded in it. You won't understand. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 9:28am On Oct 31, 2025
oyaskii:
lool....I tried the nonchalant gimmick ever since they announced this S5, because of the sheer number years it took to make, but seeing the trailer, i am so so moved! 😩😩..The Duffer Brothers are too good with this thing, imagine me not getting pumped by this, basically one of the best shows in the last 10 years or so!

Bismillah.....I will be there 👍🏿


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PssKpzB0Ah0
I can't even try the nonchalant route, coz even if it's 10 years after, I'll still be there.


The trailer is IT. Leaves you prayijg for the series to start immediately. I just wish they can drop the whole episodes at a go. I want to watch it non-stop.


Unpopular opinion: the "teaser trailer" of season 5 Netflix dropped some months back is more d0pe than the latest trailer. But I'm not taking anything away from the brilliance of this trailer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Beorn: 12:42pm On Oct 29, 2025
liveLongNprospa:



Abeg listen to this advert.. Abi na my ear dey deceive me? 😂😂😂
Very distasteful. SMH.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Beorn: 8:05am On Oct 21, 2025
AbokiWam:
I dont want to believe the above mentioned person is Katcall or bisqit

But na him trademark be this
It's the same bot
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:31pm On Oct 20, 2025
Morbius reloaded. lipsrsealed

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 2:31pm On Oct 16, 2025
DieRich5:
Edge of Tomorrow is a nice movie but not good for rewatch able so I’ll likely see a lot of good reviews from kill anime to make me want to watch it and the animation is really not cool for this kind of stuff
Maybe for you and some others but definitely not for me. I've seen that movie over 6 times on different rewatches after the first time I had seen it.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 6:29am On Oct 12, 2025
mastertmicro:
He's a scammer, he has duped 3 of us to the tune of 116k already.
Wait, what? For real? 😳😳
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2025
Centwizzy13:
no he was up 4 times not 3
Thought it was 4. Correction taken.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Beorn: 7:25pm On Oct 11, 2025
iamoyindamola:
The most complicated phone of all time
You are using a phone and still clueless what you are doing with it 🤣🤣
I swear. Hated the phone.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 6:05pm On Oct 11, 2025
Segun2222:
Bro you were looking for a I****p****t****v a while back, do you still need it
Oh wow. You still remember that chat? Sorry, I didn't check back on you, I decided I'd be getting it offline from a source I'm more conversant with. 🙏🏿
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn:
I'm proud of Faith's growth. And the fact this guy went from a weak HM to a top 3 contender, is a stuff of legend.

And be6achieved this feat, fame, huge leap and supporters by being up just 3 freaking times. Three times!! Normally, HMs are told to be up for eviction regularly in order to build their fanbase, but Faith did the direct opposite and still went so far.


Kudos to him. Also kudos to Kola, never knew he was a strong HM till the votes revealed that Sultana only topped him in the final week. What a nice revelation.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 5:51pm On Oct 11, 2025
Skrrrrrrr:
I told beorn_ this.
Dede was the chosen winner by week 2.
Imisi just emerged like a tornado
I just had to come back to this thread to gleefully quote you and say, I told you so. 😁😁


Kept telling you Imisi was the chosen one from the moment she removed her wig, but you were listening to learners that didn't know how this show works or were dreaming of a miracle. 😂😂😂

There is delusion and there's reality. And the reality was that the moment Imisi entered that house and told her story the first night, the top spot was sealed, what we wanted to know is those that will make top 5 with her. All the talks of "this season has no clear winner" has been put to rest with the results out. No HM was touching Imisi and that's just facts.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 4:27pm On Oct 11, 2025
Na wa. This could be worse na Morbius!! shocked😳😳

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 10:22pm On Oct 05, 2025
scondy:
Beorn ...u be OG for this street..u really think faith would surpass dede , koyin and Sultana?

Faith wey dey missing for the 1st 6 weeks of the show? Lol....

Reason I said a 9man line up...faith has been discounted...
No, he wouldn't surpass Koyin or Dede votes, but his votes would be significant to put some dent on Imisi's final % votes
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 10:15pm On Oct 05, 2025
Manfromlasvegas:
Seriously the educational system for Nigeria na poto poto. What the hell are you guys arguing? To make any bold claim across seasons, you need the overall total votes cast for the final week of each season. Otherwise you would be making unfounded guesses. It is not by percentage or number of persons in the lineup. You need the total overall votes for each season to make any claim. 42% of the total votes cast in 2025 might not even get you 20% of the total vote cast in 2020, and vice versa.
You've said it all. Nothing else to add.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 10:04pm On Oct 05, 2025
Skrrrrrrr:
I told beorn_ this.
Dede was the chosen winner by week 2.
Imisi just emerged like a tornado
We will put this speculation to rest when the full results are released.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Beorn: 10:03pm On Oct 05, 2025
scondy:
It's definitive...we are not comparing votes per season...we are comparing winners performance in relation to other contestants...
But you're not factoring in the fact that when Laycon got his, no votes or % were excluded from the final week, but in Imisi's case, Faith's votes were deducted from the final collation due to has disqualification giving her a higher %.

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