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omonighoblessing:
if I say make I help you cook.....
e go turn another thing

lol...I don't mind oo

come and give me your blessing na

bigtt76:
Hahaha nice one! Go publish on LIS and earn some cool dough.

nice one..
Thanks

bigtt76:
Very dumb guy

This piece will make your day
https://www.nairaland.com/3445942/give-up-im-not-doing/1#50789535

freeman95:
this got me laughing like a mad man

Read this piece bro...you never laugh o
https://www.nairaland.com/3445942/give-up-im-not-doing/1#50789535

I dey always talk am...young brilliant brains plenty for this country .

But there are still many dumb ones...just look at this one below

ok ..this piece will make your day
https://www.nairaland.com/3445942/give-up-im-not-doing/1#50789535

see the client that contacted me ...omo na die o

Omarszn:
please does anyone know how to fix this

My time on the fiverr app is showing local Nigerian time...but I'm using a US IP
Cc emmyk,venzal ,meklex

change your phone time..simple!

coolshegs10:
Hello aouz...
Someone logged into my account and added a PayPal email to my withdraw option and he withdrew $156 from my account. The deed has been done..

The main issue is, WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT so as to prevent this because I still have a clearing fund?


Please help me.


It's my hard earned money.


Sleepless nights....


Help a brother!

This is so sad man..
sorry for your loss.

I think you should change your password...
Set a security question(careful not to forget it o)
Becareful with who you share your fiverr email with on fiverr or NL.
Also careful the files you open from buyer requests,some contains macros and may be used to exploit your details.

Sorry once again man, I feel your pain.

guy2two:
this guy deserves a medal

Thanks

Bookiemart01:
I want

Sold!
but for next time sake...kindly pm or let me have your contact.

Thanks

omotisa:
minimum charge is $10.

fiverr paypal for sale...are you available?

jashar:


Nicely worded witty piece.

Thanks

iamharkinwaley:
Dude me I dey feel you gon,
you too much
I hardly laugh to stuff like this but tonight you made my night

Toor

chigoizie7:
That part where the pilar of salt in the days of lot was lost in the soup got people around asking if I am ok or about to run mad.




























Btw, we were smoking weed, and all of a sudden, they all heard a thunderous laugh followed by "this OP is mad". Still surprised on the laugh, they are now asking, who is "op"?

Lol

lol am well o...where the groove at na

beamie:
U can teach her how to cook. I'm sure she will be willing to learn.

That will be hard with the 8am to 9pm job on my neck

Bigajeff:
The almighty Facebook was built on free Open source script found in softaculous, The most visited social forum in Africa nairaland was built on SMF. all free script. I have seen exact clone script of Instagram & twitter. So its not about script but the value that you add that make your user loyal to your platform, when you give them the right bait, you are on your way to $ traffic, u know what I mean.

The Almighty facebook was built on free ....haba!

Don't just make submissions without facts...it will save you from embarrassments during arguments.

I get you point its not about the script but the value.ok agreed and i hope you read my post well.

Saying facebook was built on a free script found on Softaculous is ridiculous.
Softaculous became official only in 2009 with only few cms. we all know the story of zuckerberg and facebook which became official as far back as 2004.

The clones you see around were works that came after the launch of this giants.

So get the point sir...Its 12years later this sites have evolved and in 2016 webmasters should truly advocate quality UX..Even if you'll use an existing scripts try work on the UI and improve the css.
It will make you a better programmer.

xdos:
I don laff tire mehn... If the story is true then you need to talk to her... You can even join her in the kitchen and teach her.. For she to offer to make your food , I am sure she'll be more than willing to improve. Remember that the Room for improvement is the largest room ever!!!

But his excellency said the other room is the largest

prettythicksme:
To be candid,the post is not funny.Am i alright for not laughing or wat?

Your case no be here

[quote author=Ginaz post=50756998]Kikikikikikiki

O.p will not kill me with laf[/quote
Its good for your soul

saxwizard:
you are good at writing. congrats but we knw say na lie but continue

Thanks

Oma307:
please what is the title of the movie

Laughter: The best medicine

So they say, "the fastest way to get a man to marry you, is to cook his best meal and serve it with a chilled bottle of coke" -okay, nobody said that, i just totally made that up.

But, if it was true; then Nneka would never get married.
Nneka, was my church crush - church, in the sense that we attended the same church and she was in the choir - so yeah,church crush!But you see, she wasn't like any other choir girl you know. Forget those "head-tie wearing, Ankle skirt" girls you're probably imagining.
Nneka had class, and ass too - not sure which was more, but both were in abundance. Her figure eight ( shape wasn't helping matters, not to talk of her clear American accent - Mehn! Angels had to be made this way.

So yeah, we eventually started dating after I broke forcefully out of the deep shackles of friend zone I was submerged in - middle finger village witches during the course of our dating, she kept complaining about the money I spent eating out and buying junk food. I never really had a problem with this cos' I barely had time to cook for myself, with my 9 - 8 job and all. - Yeah, 9am to 8pm! My boss was directly related to the devil himself.

Anyways, she offered to cook and insisted on spending the weekend. She was going to "spoil me silly" with different kinds of dishes I had never tasted. I knew right then, that I had found the one. No more cornflakes and indomie for one week - goodbye carbohydrates; Hello protein!!I fell deeper in love.

Saturday finally arrived, and I was treated to a huge plate of Egusi soup - Everybody's favourite.I'm not much of a Bible story kinda guy, but after first taste, I knew instantly that soup must have been inspired by the story of Lot and the Pillar of Salt. My Egusi soup was filled with the missing parts of the Pillar of Salt. I'm not joking, I might have as well, ordered a salt solution instead - heck! it felt like it.

But I let it slide, maybe she was just nervous cooking for me for the first time - Love, really is blind.By evening, we had Beans - or should I even call it that? Beans used to be my favourite food, until Nneka catwalked into my life. Now all I see when I think of Beans is horror and battlefields.
You think I'm lying? Okay, picture David and Goliath. Yep, remember those stones David picked before the fight? - yep! those ones.They were present in my dinner plate.

Actually, I think I had more stones than Beans for dinner - but then again Love prevailed, I let it slide.It was when I saw her washing raw rice into hot palm oil the next morning,she told me she wanted to prepare fried rice, I knew that I was finished."Blood of Donald Trump!! ", I shouted! But deep down, I was certain the end was finally here. At that moment, I knew my village witches had won the battle - they were probably twerking to a Gospel beat sef at that time.It's been two weeks since that weekend and I've not had the mind to return her calls or texts.

Please, how do you arrange your lips to tell somebody you're not doing again?Brother zone has never felt more perfect to me. I willingly zone myself.I give up abeg, I'm not doing again joor!

gocare:
Please some one just asked me to share my team viewer, and he asked for my id and password, please is this dangerous.

you are safe..I use teamviewer regularly

Sircomeference:
lol... nice work bro...

Just that some web designers probably living in her street collected more than a million to build the site

Exactly my concern here.

Who cares

Ok for those asking.

The script was not built from scratch but rather with laravel php framework.Not a bad choice thou https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-using-the-Laravel-framework-for-a-social-networking-site-project. But It's gonna be big,Its gonna grow but I think the best social networks online were not built with cheap 42dollar scripts open to exploits, hijack, cloning and all.And to think it was built on a free script is...

Well If it is crap It might still work because it is Linda, Her blog looks crappy with all sort of inflammatory ads but it still boomed. But Cheap scripts and even cheap hosting. Whoever the tech engineers are should not have gone for anything less than an Amazon server. Abi she think say blogger na beans ni.

Well I hope they get it right as time goes on. Meanwhile out of curiosity I made my research and I found the scripts that were tweaked to come up with LIS

Lara Social
https://github.com/msalom28/Larasocial

Socialite
https://codecanyon.net/item/socialite-laravel-social-network-script/17553328

Op...atleast summarise the video na..

And going by your post self its looks like a click bait to subscribe to ya channel

ownacar:
Thanks for the positive feedback, it was great transacting with you.

Ok maybe It was an oversight...i used ownacar's service today too and it was swift

AjayiWrites:
You just nailed it... I think the part she may use to attract people is getting your stories for 1k.. People will be hoarding news and pictures now, Bloggers too will find stories tire, imagine if all news are been watermarked with logos and exclusives.. Its bad for blogging..

Trust me they will reject many news and then the wailing wailers will cry wolf and call her scammer, especially if her engineers are not up to task in processing payouts

Emmyk:
On the first day of November..... Gbim!!! Like that.
More $$$ for us this month.

The feeling is mutual

sholay2011:
Ermm...what is Quora?

It is a Q and A forum just like nairaland .The largest forum I know of