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9icegee: *y wud this guy do this 2me?? And at this time??! Just wen i ws trying to impress de hottest babe in this place he wants to mess tins up 4me?..and i tot he was my friend! Now he wants to spoil market 4me?...and c de chic! He has completely messed her up too...i move toward beyonc...'sorry girl, ok'?...i start to undo de buttons on her blouse...she stiffens! 'relax girl. I have to clean u up ok?'...hmmmm i like wot am seeing...all these is because of tht so-called friend of a guy!*

Emmyk: Beync, hiz noh fair oo .
*drives off the keke napep angrily. Splashing black mould on Beync and 9icegee! *

luv4real: This goes to the married NLs.
Plz let us learn from your experiences... If you are married kindly answer these questions;

Where did you meet your spouse? We used to stay In the same neighborhood

What attracted you to him/her? His heart

How long was d courtship? More than 5yrs

Is he/she d exact person u want? Yep

Did you go to pastors to pray about him/her? Me and God dey quarrel?

Did you marry from ur tribe/religion? Yes

Are your parents in support of your choice? If NO, how were they convinced? Yep
Answers and contributions will be appreciated.

Emmyk: *Cruzzinq round the thread with my keke napep . ., sees 9icegee waving me to stop*

fabulousdame: dats y i luv u mum, ve u seen my wishlist?

9icegee: *wow!!! i feel like fainting!! being missed by one of the hotest(?) chicks in the house!!!*

harlos: i'll tell ur sister, dat u're using me as ur shield on a battle field

fabulousdame: mummy where ve u been @beync

odua boy: "It is distressing that kidnapping for ransom has become a burgeoning business in many parts of Igboland. Of recent, Anambra, Enugu, Abia and Imo States have been hotbeds of commercially-motivated kidnapping. In a bid to increase the ransom payable after the kidnap, the kidnappers now specialize in kidnapping monarchs, home video actors and actresses, traditional rulers of big towns, high profile business tycoons, politicians, children and relatives of wealthy politicians"

harlos: I guess you have to learn a monkey language to communicate with it

I'm not affected

harlos: *I see everybody is now adopting this thinking style*

9icegee: *i'v been cracking my brain since, trying to decipher y she called me and smiled, cos its sometin she's never done befor, hence this came as quite a surprise 2me...could it be because she missed me..? I dont think so. Am too irrelevant 2be missed by her, afterall loads of other guys r flooding towards her day in day out (with harlo[t]s leading de charge), so who am i tht she'l come miss...or could it be she's happy 2c me 'talking' after awhile...? I wouldnt know either, cos she cant read thoughts else how wud she know all these tht am thinking about her now...? So y's she calling me and smiling...? After giving de question much consideration i still cant come up with a good explaination...hence, Befor my head catches fire, mayb i'l allow her to tell me y herself, thts if she'l be willing to do so, cos knowing girls, they like to form, so i sincerely hope she'l not start forming for me now, especially now tht she has noticed some interest from my way. The waiting begins....*

Chimezie198: Babe No fear Air conditioner dey inside
I no see u for games section ooo! E be like u don relocate too


*Your PM still dey work?*

luxanne: Hehehehe fab darling, am also passing on that purgative food, Lol.

Good morning Obinosopy, Shuga, Beync, Ruby, Jb, Harlos, Lalaboi, ST, Fabdame, Ms_pee, Vixen, Nitlad, Elrony, Deiok, Feraz, EmmyK and everyone I forgot to mention.

It's going to be chilly today.

fabulousdame: well if u must cook dem i'll ve to choose wat i want to eat
hmm i want fried rice and chicken with cup cake as dessert

fabulousdame: mummy, y dont u allow
d house help do d cooking?? remember d last time u were dis kind i ended up in a hospital.. d docs managed to save my kidney... mummy pls dont make me go tru dat pain again. i know u love me buh there re plenty ways to show it na

Chimezie198: abeg come enter kekenapep make we cruise dey go games section jor... AC dey inside.

lalaboi: Hahah. . ok. No wahala. atleast u tried. .u tried abi./?

fabulousdame: hmmm thanks mummy buh i think i'll pass, i hope u enjoy d meal wit harlos, ST, jb, ms pee, lalaboi, shuga, lux, deiok, elrony, emmy, vixen, ruby, obinoscopy en d rest of them..

going to eat at a friend's place before u damage my organs.. no offence mummy..i love u

lalaboi: hEHEH LOL.

oya. . we dey wait. . all the newbies dey viewing center