₦airaland Forum

raphead: that should be ok for the sokoto gudali that donated your chromosomes. till you ask for more from your chi.

almajiri child, is that all?

raphead: thought that was the middle name of the palmwine tapper that sired you. I Wonder why the village bmx bicycle that belched you out to life. didn't use her normal birth control method of goat piss and dry gin instead of bedeviling humanity with a utter useless failure like you.

is that all malu? Cmmon

Evergreen123: imagine

they r hypocrites

raphead: animalistic bimbo when did election observers turn to tout so much from a unicellular brained mollusc. we know fvckheads whose election discuss was entirely about awolowo, adekunle and yorubas and how they were beaten to pulps in the 70's. talk about inferiority complex, this androids gat it in gigabytes.

I saw your name well written by someone ''e attack dog'' u can't do better

Meestique: What'll be the difference between government nd BH if they should start bombing every suspected hide-out?

if bombing their enclaves will wipe them off the planet so be it. Quit the sympathy, enough lives has been wasted by these aliens.

eggheaders: why are all the animals from the far flung shytehole of South East concerned about who govern the Yoruba land.

sharrtaap! The same You were desperate over anambra election, you even imported touts from your caves to disturb smooth election but were busted in imo hotel where you lodged them. Deal with it

*Waiting for a good nigerian to read and explain the content in english*

Okay *goes to replace my tomatoes in the fridge with red oil* hope science approves of it. Mschewww

Until I decode what is making the baby cry and satisfy the baby, I feel uncomfortable.

Tallesty1: They are Christian hackers

huh huh

[quote author=E.nosa] free for all[/quote]is like you r among those resurrected

these hackers hav caused resurrection

I suspect that nwaniba that vowed to go on exile. As he couldn't withstand the shame he hacked nairaland on his way to afghanistan

Oahray: yes o. My harem is missing

what is your harem and where can I find it?

Tyche: I dey tell you. This is akin to cutting the leaves while the root and stems are intact.

there are many boko haram high commanders in jtf custody, does it mean they have not reveal their sponsors to them or they just want to be wasting tax payers money on fruitless security exercise? This news is just boring as usual

Titiluvly: Dat guy na werewolf...serves him right...

suarez is a hybrid vampire.

Enyama my former crush. *Suarez my left finger*

Crack down, raided, killed hundreds, detained twenties, interrogation for decades without getting to know who their real financiers are

Oahray: Wow! So good to be back on NL.

na only you waka come back?

The victim on the first picture be like Ameachi

Btw na so viirgins dey dey? Yes it's not written on the face but tell another story abeg

She said she's experienced, in what exactly? Offer virginity to the dogs in exchange for what nau? Tufiakwa!

teeo: Lol, which of the mummy's. Good to have you back

mummy. Same here. Nairaland is good o, beginning to feel lots of fresh breath now. Missed lots of people, arguments, information and happenings.

teeo: I missed you joor. Come back here and give me a lovely kiss. Don't run away again oo. I suspected your other handle sha, though not sure.

I'll tell mummy for you uu

I can't even tell what I do with my monthly bis apart from browsing nl. Seun gat to pay me.

Nairaland na only you waka come? U no carry all my data come? this hacking that thieves are hacking you remember theris god ooo0

9icegee: *lmao!! Am sure she's kidding*

. Am I not a babe? Abeg no partia

Tovot: Hello Mrs Beync, happy married life btw, I wasnt online when you got married and I didnt see any pictures and cake??

tanx tovot.
What wil I do now to make up for d pics and cake? Ok, will send yours thru courier.

agbameta: LWKMD......LMAO

seriously agbamumu, u don't expect to see rusted zink on dilapidated muddy old houses. Look well u see decent buildings thou vastly located in some places. We don't celebrate in slumps unlike u.

Oh yeah! Tank gawd we have white yam with red oil in our lunch list today

drnoel: it has also been implicated in the developement of high calorie associated diseases. Besides I wonder why one would want to consume something that is so remarkably used in the production of soaps, detergents and creams

it's not the pure red oil that is use for soap production, I think it's the byproduct of red oil. Fiber or something.