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what is shocking you?

clueless waku.

and ur?

i have been around

;Dnice breakfast you know?
ihj enjo urself

ask you what?

i know you are taking coke and agege bread

ok, op when u marry name ur first daughter after her.
it seems u r not letting her go too.
what stops you from telling her plain to mind her family
and stop disturbing you with her calls and sms?
rather you told her u have not got a gf since she left.
in other words, ur heart is vacant for her to occupy till u find someone

am paying attention

no am reading bible from my i phone

read any newspap, look at telev, listen to the radio, and read head lines on nairaland, there are so many stories of crimes, terrorism and natural disasters. but only the garri... Peeps puts smile on the faces. I can see why you were crying.

hehehe

Never pop champs first. wait till if her macho man doesn't come after you.
you even carry emotion go arrange for her to sleep with your neighbor
if na me be that your neighbor i go pursue you and her commot for my house.


@190, that your advice is an award winning adv for you on this forum

for the first time

victorian: @ beync, without blowing my trumpet, i can be too good to be true..but am shy...as if i cant make right choices in guys that come to me...hmmm, i even told the 2nd lady that i hope she wont laugh at me , that av fallen for her uncle if we start dating and i agree to marry him. She just shook her head and said, nope with a straightface, that its life, for such things like this to happen...i intend seeing them this week, separately as friends, ask them questions and see how it goes..
please wish me luck...cos i need it, phew!

i wish you the best, you'll make the right choice this time around.

you must have been of good character for them to recommend you for their relatives, that's good for you.
what if you get to know the two of them better may be by being friends before you can say yes to either of them?

I won on the previous page

police is your friend is a lie of the century

me imply what? for where?

how can i find my way there?

Obinoscopy: You mean Barca?

@Beync, aren't you mischievous?

Did i deceive you?

HQ: Where's the Clitator?



I'm currently mourning the fact that his body was stolen by some peppersoup freak.

take heart

Obinoscopy: You? Innocent?

dat's my name

jhydebaba: God understand ur language. Hope this not ALUU's language oh?

Aluu? mbanu

is there something about chealse apart from fb?

Obinoscopy: You're one mischievious fella, have someone told you that before?

nope, everyone says am nice and innocent, u r the first person to say the other one.

jhydebaba: DICKtator and CLITator wetin una dey find here

na for here u go carry first, book u no sabi. Nwa mmefu

op this god that makes you to see these visions, is it the same God who revealed the feature to the faithful men of old? Do you know why I ask you? God is a straight foward God who cannot throw his people into confusion. God revealed exactly any calamity that would befall the wicked ones, where names and places need to be mention, he mentioned names and places thru his prophets no matter how highly placed, Gods prophets warned the people and did not mince word when revealing what they see in the visions. At the same time, the old prophets gave directives as to what Gods Faithful servant should do so as not to be affected by what is going to befall the wicked ones. But in contrast today, someone would say he saw a vision, and you ask who and where exactly is this going to happen like this earthquake you talk about, only for you to say you don't know. You people should stop mocking yourselves already. We know all these happenings are signs that we are living in the last days. We are not shek or quiver when we see them because all has been prophesied in the bible. these things must surely happen and we are happy we are drawing close to end of this system of things which will usher in the new system we earnestly look to .

I promise