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FamilyRe: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by biacan(f): 5:48pm On Jan 07, 2018
maynia:
You paid her "BRIDE PRICE"
Oga you didn't buy her biko
CelebritiesRe: ‘you’re A Bastard’ – Hushpuppi Hits Back At Follower Who Chose Wizkid’s Style by biacan(f): 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2018
E pain am grin grin
FamilyRe: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by biacan(f): 5:45pm On Jan 07, 2018
delugajackson:
Everything.
You paid her bride price you didn't pay to buy her biko
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Fiancee During The Christmas Holiday by biacan(f): 5:30pm On Jan 07, 2018
wisdomguy4u:
why are you eagerly begging on her behalf? do you know her? abi she is your friend?
She is in pain right now biko she might kill herself........ just carry her to your place for some time so she'll be under your watch you guys have come a long way....... biko nna meliya ebere
FamilyRe: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by biacan(f): 5:17pm On Jan 07, 2018
delugajackson:
You are not far from the truth, bro. They will tell you they don't want to breastfeed so that their boobs will not fall, imagine something you paid for.

That is why I've promised myself not to marry a Slay queen, they have turned motherhood into something else.
Waiting you pay forhuh

RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Fiancee During The Christmas Holiday by biacan(f): 5:08pm On Jan 07, 2018
wisdomguy4u:
you really hate me this much? i should carry wahala to my place permanently? you no like me at all
No it's not like that I mean if you're having infidelity issues with her you should take her there cause she's a change woman she have learned her lesson trust me on this she will be forever submissive to you than before...... biko nna give a listening ear biko ehweyniwe nna biko orzugo
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Fiancee During The Christmas Holiday by biacan(f): 4:51pm On Jan 07, 2018
wisdomguy4u:
Nne..i didn't do anything to her. she actually brought it upon herself. i can't believe you advising me to carry on with the wedding plan after what i just encountered with her. c'mon i know you are joking.
Carry her to your place permanently nah she will agree to that.... please don't let her enemies laugh at her now biko be a man she will change.....you don't know her story
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by biacan(f): 4:27pm On Jan 07, 2018
[quote author=Xinzu post=63978229][/quote]So you don't believe me abi

RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Fiancee During The Christmas Holiday by biacan(f): 4:20pm On Jan 07, 2018
wisdomguy4u:
My fellow nairalanders, pls you guys should follow me digest this my matter. Una fit learn one or two things. 


Around 23rd of Dec 2017, i travelled from benin to my hometown in Anambra state for the Christmas holiday. While on the way i called my fiancee who stays in Onitsha with her parents, i asked her if we could lodge in a hotel when i get to onitsha so i can continue my journey to my hometown the next day. She told me she can't sleepover as her parents won't let her ( as she was expected to cook the next day). So we agreed that when i get to onitsha i will come pick her up and drop her back in the evening.


So when i got to onitsha i went straight to her house. And with the permission of parents , i went out with her (her parents 
knows me ).


We went to a nice hotel in onitsha where i booked a room #9,500 (lodging). We relaxed have some drinks and food. We talked about how our wedding will be. I wanted the wedding to hold around June this year , but she wanted it early. We had a nice time together as it has been months since we haven't seen. 


After some hours together, she said she has to go as her parents would be expecting her. I told her i will drop her and from there head to my hometown. She asked me what about the room i paid for lodging... i told her that we would have to return the key as i cannot sleepover in the room all alone when i know i can still reach my hometown if i leave now. As a smart girl (which she feels she is), she told me that if the hotel workers finds out that I'm leaving,they would just put someone else in the room and pocket the money to themselves (in my mind then i was like that's their luck then). 


As we were about to leave the room , i wanted to return the key, but she suggested i leave the key inside the room and just jam the door so they wouldn't know that we have left until the next day. I asked her why didnt she want the workers to make gain from it; she said the workers didn't attend to us well, that they were forming big girls. I did as she suggested,  jammed the door and we left. I dropped her up in her street and left immediately for my hometown (that was around 6:00pm).


While on route to my hometown i met a heavy traffic jammed around nkpor junction. After an hour or so in traffic, i decided to go back to the hotel and spend the night , and continue my journey on the early morning of the next day, so as to bypass the traffic. 


When i got to the hotel (around 8pm) , i walked straight to the room i earlier booked. But when i tried to open the door...i found out that it was locked. Angrily,  i walked down to query the receptionist on why she should put someone else in the room when i never told her that I'm done with it. 


But to my astonishment,  she told me she didn't give the room out to anybody. She called one of the security guard to accompany us to the room to find out who the intruder is. 


When we got the door, the receptionist knocked . A young boy on his underpants opened the door and asked what the matter was. The receiptionist asked to find out when and how he got the room. The young boy went in and brought out the receipt of payment bearing my name .


At that moment i sensed what could be up, so i pushed the door open and got in, nobody was in the room . i tried to open the bathroom, and noticed it was locked from the inside (In my mind i prayed to God let it not be what I'm thinking).

After several knock on the bathroom door, the person behind the door finally opened it. Behold it was my fiancee (ex-fiancee now).  I was shocked . 


I was so furious that i felt like giving her a sound slap. She was just crying and couldn't say a word (what would she say? She was caught in the act). I called her mother that night to inform her of what happen, she was shocked too. She said she call her on phone and told her she would be spending the night with me as we were setting plans for our upcoming wedding. 


Some girls have fish brain, you met a guy who love you and even got engaged with you. But yet you still mess around with your street boys who couldn't afford to pay for a hotel room or even get his own apartment. This should be a lesson to you girls.


As i enter the new year , i enter with the watchword "trust no woman , fear every woman".  In this new year , may we find our true love. Fake love will not be our portion.
You can't do this to her not at this point of time biko nna you know how important wedding is and you can't let this opportunity pass her by listen to her cries biko wisdomguy4u embarassed embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 3:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
boiz2men:
Juju dey your face ni? sad
When time come you go understand
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by biacan(f): 3:58pm On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
How can I find out? smiley
The virgin test

it includes :-
A diamond necklace as a gift for the virgin
A new iPhone for her to be calling her potential husband
Treat her like a Queen which she is
You will barb skin for her to see your honesty lipsrsealed
8 cow's,10 goats, 500chicken and professional chef to cook the food she will be eating before the test

NOTE :-
If any happens and you later find out that she's not a virgin "which she is" a potential one for that matter you will be entitle to pay 10million naira for wasting her time ( I hope this information helps ) grin grin grin grin grin grin


#chubbydaddy
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by biacan(f): 3:38pm On Jan 07, 2018
[quote author=Xinzu post=63976832][/quote]Xinzu I'm not lying ooooo embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by biacan(f): 3:13pm On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
LOL, how did you loose your own? grin
I have not done that thing before lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: "I Lost My Virginity Due To Excessive Sports" - Young Lady Reveals. Photos by biacan(f): 2:23pm On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
Yes, the hymen wears out due to excessive workouts. The question is, are you telling the truth? Why are you even telling us in the first place??
Xinzu

RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 2:01pm On Jan 07, 2018
boiz2men:
.if I bite your lips eh
You nor dey fear see this guy grin grin
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 1:30pm On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
Everyone loves it, it's just you who thinks it's unacceptable sad

Nope! it's not on ban, I just want to use a moniker that's easy to spell. Most people misspell "Siinxu" grin
OK now I understand better
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 11:45am On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
Mine was good dear...


When will you stop typing "#Chubbydaddy"? grin
OK ahhhhh Xinzu ;o that hair colour is unacceptable do something about it biko
why are you using a different moniker or have ban the other onehuh

The name suits you especially your neck grin grin grin grin grin
#Chubbydaddy
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 11:37am On Jan 07, 2018
Xinzu:
I didn't actually, I drank some tea before bed. Swallow no be night food naw? It's heavy. grin


Hope you slept well?
hmmmm drink tea in the night is acceptable but for someone like your nature it's hard to believe undecided can't you see even your eyes are fat ;o ahhhhh SIINXU I just weak grin grin grin grin


my night was splendid smiley what about yours


#chubbydaddy
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 11:25am On Jan 07, 2018
boiz2men:
You want to blame us.. grin


Blame the hormones jare
A man that can't govern his emotions shouldn't be taken seriously undecided grin
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 11:22am On Jan 07, 2018
SIINXU:
Morning, mami smiley
Morning SIINXU how was your night smiley


I can bet you ate three plates of semo yesterday grin a day without swallow in the life of SIINXU is not complete grin grin



#chubbydaddy
Christianity EtcRe: Beware Of The Leaven Of Daddy Freeze by biacan(f): 9:35am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Yeah! gringrin
martin gaba orka
CrimeRe: Who Is The Killer? by biacan(f): 9:33am On Jan 07, 2018
I'll try I think 3
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 9:24am On Jan 07, 2018
boiz2men:
Na lie.. Some of you don't have mood.. Some are like stones....

Yes for others... They seem to give this funny look....


But why would you as a lady go to see a guy when you know he lives alone. What are you expecting, you guys would conduct praise and worship.?


I think a lady who goesto see a guy is already free with the guy...

Some would not throw any advances but expects you to miraculously know that they want you
Note :-
Not every visit requires sex so you should learn how to be respectful......undecided

can't you have a normal conversation there might be some issues disturbing her and she was hoping to have a normal conversation with with......but most of you guys if a lady comes to your house the moment you see her all what you're thinking is sex sex sex sex 99% of Nigerian men are dealing with lust even in marriage and they don't know it
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 9:11am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Hmmm where did u get that statistics fromhuh I have heard more ladies say this than men,and I have heard more men disagree to it including me!
Nigerian statis...... wink
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:56am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Yeah! I may agree coz my friends who are priest got lost and dem con allow those kin pussy faint dem into having girlfriends while still a priest!gringrin

See all these pussy,Nyansh,breast,it doesn't freak me thoug I nor dey like make girl dey use their yeye spoilt/corrupt eye dey look me!
How you want make them look you when almost all of una nah the same...... 90% of Nigerian men are sex freak that's why take advantage of them.....
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:53am On Jan 07, 2018
boiz2men:
This last statement is a big issue.

If you don't sex her. She won't come again. If we try to and she refuses and we didn't pester, she would not come again. If we pester,she will get angry immediately and say I'm leaving.. And she won't come again..




Why are you people like this na
Real guys nor how to put ladies on their mood even if they don't want to......

a wise man will nor a lady he can throw advance to immediate she steps her foot in his house.....but for some ladies through their body language you can tell that you she don't want to get intimate
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:44am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Hahahahgringringrin biacan biacan na wa oogringrin
Hahahahah kikikikik so u nor believe say men like this dey abi!grin

Chai nigeria women who do una diz tin eh?

Oya answer the "but" complet am!grin
Nothing dem do us nah the reality be that Nigerian guys kongi dey flow like wheel

RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:41am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Ok na! dey deceive urself!grin

So for ya mind now,breast Nyansh and pussy na big deal to me abigringrin

Ok oo!gringrin
Martin e get p*** wey go nack you and you go faint grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:37am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
They alway's come back coz I dey jovial,and na make most of them dey tease me calling me gay!gringringrin

U ladies eh,una mouth too sharp,can talk anyhowgrin
True talk sha but

RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:36am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Yeah it quite easy for me,I was trained on this tinz remember!

I see them as mostly platonic friends,though sometimes they start catching feelings and I know about it!

Em even if they get to romance me grin coz u can't hold back woman wey konji hold, their own pass man o oo! My relationship with my female friends not all oo has been built to the point where even if the nakedd sef my preek won't even rise coz I now see them as sister's to masef!
all I can say is

RomanceRe: I'm Always Thinking About Banging When I Sight A Guys D**k, Is it normal by biacan(f): 8:27am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
na true na!grin

See till date na two boxer's na I dey wear!
Atleast am sure wearing two boxer's will give me confident the lady can never never see or imagine the shape or even how it looks like!

Even those ma friends wey dey come ma house they already know the reason why I alway's wear jean especially when them visit!
The shape of your grin grin grin grin grin.....


but how do you handle this issue of a girl in your house and she start making advances towards you...... you go tell me say u never do am beforehuh cause some girls are like that if they visit you and you didn't sex them they will never come back again

Nairaland GeneralRe: Please How Do I stop this stubborn Prophet by biacan(op): 8:18am On Jan 07, 2018
Martin0:
Hian,no be small tin oo!

Her husband con dey sleep for ma house then when this problem started coz he con dey fear him wife oo!

Well mek I pray for u small!

IN THE NAME OF God, every diabolical
sanction, subverting activity, and
injunction, directive mandate or order,
which opposes the will of the God
concerning your life has been destroyed.


IN THE NAME OF God , I disannul every
diabolical decision and ruling concerning, your life, your family and anyone
associated to me. IN THE NAME OF God, you
take control over airways, galaxies,
systems, realms, regions, domains, spheres,
stratospheres, hemispheres, and
atmospheres, and say that they line up with
the word of God.

Amen Amen and Amen! Biacan have faith that no evil plan's shall work on you!
And you nor add j for your prayers undecided

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