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nagode y'all

una thank u

far on top of urs on rating list thats why u cant see it

eiyaa!

It is interesting! good job

[center]A WHITE-BOY DIARY [/center]
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a Psychiatrist and told him I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,' I said.

Six months later the Psychiatrist met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new SUV.

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now! '

^^

Studio CFR:
watch it girl, i dey chop indomie

shey indomie kpomo flavour abi?

no laff o cos if u laff na f.up


i get paper @ 4, i dey go revise now, see u later

na worm u dey take chop 2-weeks old bredi agege

talk ur own

lol *all trunks are busy now*

At all at all na im bad pass, atleast me i get memory card

what of u and am wey dey share 5kb

abi make u no infect me, infact i change my mind

* all download diverted to Studio's*

blacksta:
I no get am - u sure say u get credit

i even get credit for my blueteeth and camera sef

i don text am to u

say the hair for ur body na thorn?

^^A.P.R.O.K.O!!!!!!!!!
how ur own take be wey u dey take panadol for another man headache?

koko, custard, kunu, pap mixed with zobo
*punch cant be better*

i am fine too

Stud i will text a joke to ur phone make u post

how does u sented these post in which u just posting?

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting
at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position,
the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message.
In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."

"Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"

"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, , "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."

good job. well done.

yes, why?

me?

the theraphy may not really work for all, its psychic

lol
u dey rake sef

abeg mek we try dey encourage Studio

inyanmaaaaaa!

i dey kampe o. when i saw ur name against this joke i sahrp sharp open am but u com fall my hand small
then as u explain, i agree with u especially because u dey so gentle dey respond to people.

When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometers section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Best Thermo". Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Best Thermo is personally tested." Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Best Thermo Company."