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no, just small chop chop with my friends for hostel
this evening cos we dey fast for here

^^ now thats sweet
na today be the DAY, got abt 4 hrs to go tho



A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"

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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh, 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead,
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear, ' "

as i nor fit send cake oya take jokes about b'day

ha ha ha mek u show k-town den

Goodness!! nagode very much

i dont expect u to believe
take or leave it today is my birthday

oh! they are so sweet! i truly appreciate. thanks.

yeah and i mean it

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salamu alaikum to you all. I pray we all meet at the gate Ar-Rayyan on the day of judgement.
while we are making arrangement for the Iftar we should please bear it in mind to embrace
islamic etiquette at the gathering and pray for muslim ummah all over the world.



@ Brother Jarus, this is infact a great initiative, may Allah reward u with Al jannah firdaus.
how about we in kano? mek una do something o, lol

^^May Allah reward u for this.

Ramadan mubarak to all muslim, may ALLAH accepted our ibadah and may we all meet at the gate _ Ar Rayyan

u dont have to if u dont want to

say it first, maybe someone else might help

e dey pain u say u nor fit see dem?

wtf?

thanks Efe

cool

^^thats impressive! especially coming from u

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen, "

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy, I'm Ellen."

ok i don hear

Studio CFR:
Aaww i miss u sha- how school and all those yo boy friends dey na

na me miss u pass, school is tough, all o'dem dey jare sabi Papa pikin

i jst dey o. only be say me and u nor dey jam at all

continuation__ order from above
lol

hi Studio

Mtchewwwww

e don happen

let i startedly in singing A, B, C__Z?

oya delete if u dont like it

sorry to disappoint u, neither can i

dont be

i intercept