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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Stumbled on this in a whatsapp group.......let's have fun with this

Now this question is for the singles specifically(married folks can also join in)

Me-----75

For una mind now una don be celebrities...

sexybol:
The best bet for is to go to the nearest Nigeria Civil defence office and make a formal complain. The guy will be invited and given a short period to pay you back either instalmentaly or in full. But if he can convince the officers he actually don't have money, they either sue him to court or the Civil defence arrange for an amicable payment plan. Please note that on no account should the guy get too closer to d officer more than you (it could be b dangerous, you know what I mean). Lastly based on experience no gree make them make your payment by cash always insist on transfer into your account otherwise Na double tithe " those" guys go collect. But by and large the best way to trouble your debtors is through the Nigeria Civil defence, they are more effective at it more than the police.

Noted.....thanks bro

Phillfree:
A man was owing me 250k, whenever I call he will ask me to just hold on for a while. It continued this way for 6 months and I never gave up. He actually got tired of me because it got to a point I started going to his office and house thrice a week. So finally, he issued me a cheque of 250k. I happily left for the bank only to discover his account had just 200k. I quickly paid 50k into his account and withdrew my 250k. Immediately he got the alert he called me that he is sorry, he just remembered he has less than 250k.

Errr.......i don't really understand u

Aduksade:
3 months pere and you re angry already Pls tell ur friend to calm down jare. So what shd i do to the couple that have been owing me since last year may? Everytime story...

like seriously??.... some nigerians can be so funny.... i bet no one can try this with me :-/

Kingsoul1:
Lol funny comments all the way down.. First of all bro are you sure the person he is trying to get his money from has the money presently and maybe still delaying to pay up. And how much is involved? If its not up to a N100K Don't involve the police... Well if its up to that or above that ah think you should involve the police.. But then the police won't help you get your money for free you will have to pay up.. (Estimated at N20k before they will help) Here is the advice: visit a nearby police station and lay a complaint about someone owing you for some time and is refusing to pay up, that you need them to help you recover your money.. They will ask if you want the person to be arrested or invited for interrogation, that's your choice to make.. But to be fair to your debtor go for the police invitation once the police invites your Debtor he becomes threatened and scared. Therefore he will pay up the money by all means or risk being arrested and detained till he pays up.. Shared this based on past experience..

i guess m gon' try this out?....tho m being skeptical abt this

DebbieSean:
Just put him/her in prayers. Fast and pray oo

Fast and pray u say?....

Hi NLander


Someone asked me today to advice him how best he could deal with a particular debtor who has been owing him an amount of money for the past 3 month but keeps postponing and he has a feeling that he won't pay him the money....but as a gentleman i am(plus I've never been in that situation before)i couldn't come up with a good plan


so I'm asking my fellow NLanders who might have been in the same shoe one way or the other how you handled the issue then or how you're planning to deal with such person

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Only few would understand this

One word @OP.......Be Vigilant!!

Bilabong:
My wrist watch fell off my hand and the screen came out but without breaking so I took it to this man by the road to help put gum or what ever. This guy told me #200... What I was expecting was #100 at must, I shouted at him even myself was afraid what he really said wrong...
I chance errrh. Even the guy confuse, my friend that was on call confuse, me confuse.
I left without fixing it.

......I'm even confused here

biacan:
When I was in school and my mum thought I'll be going to my aunts house over the weekend... but I follow a friend to a birthday party in Ghana and I was so scared what if something bad happens to me

You mean from Nigeria to ghana??

At times we do some crazy stuffs knowingly or unknowingly which later you realized how dumb you were to have done that particular thing at that moment,your reaction could had been 'did i just do that' 'i can't believe i was so stupid'......... ,in some cases it could have been under the influence of alcohol
Share with us that craziest one you can never forget in a hurry





Here's mine....
Just last week,i went out clubbing with pals over the weekend, was so high on bottles......on my way home, i met a cute chick,in my 'highness' state i approached her and told her straight up 'give me your number',she was like 'are you crazy' ,i asked her for the second time she didn't respond,the next thing i remembered doing was i gave her a dirty slap......come see film that night.....she tore my cloth to pieces that night.....it took the intervention of the securities in the club that night everything calmed down....i still can't say what came over me that night

Share yours

At times we do some crazy stuffs knowingly or unknowingly which later you realized how dumb you were to have done that particular thing at that moment,your reaction could had been 'did i just do that' 'i can't believe i was so stupid'......... ,in some cases it could have been under the influence of alcohol
Share with us that craziest one you can never forget in a hurry





Here's mine....
Just last week,i went out clubbing with pals over the weekend, was so high on bottles......on my way home, i met a cute chick,in my 'highness' state i approached her and told her straight up 'give me your number',she was like 'are you crazy' ,i asked her for the second time she didn't respond,the next thing i remembered doing was i gave her a dirty slap......come see film that night.....she tore my cloth to pieces that night.....it took the intervention of the securities in the club that night everything calmed down....i still can't say what came over me that night

Share yours

For him mind fans wan take SELFIE, not knowing they were actually taking SOMETHING

Tolabell:
1 echo
2 footstep
3 fire
4 heart
5 still thinking how
6 smile

nice one dear

krissconnect:
If you break me I never stop... The answer is virginity

Gee ....zero chills u got

more

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Where are the efikos in the building??

...since that is coming from a lady....well am not surprised

quinSonia:
I'm addicted to ZEE WORLD..I just can't stop watching it

Let's be very honest with ourselves here, name that thing(s) you find difficult to stop or can't do without.... let's rock n roll.... drop your comments...don't spoil the fun please



As for me am addicted to
a.Nairaland(can't do without this forum)
b.listening to radio programs (headphones on always)

Don't worry ama DM you in a bit....my dad needs a new head for ritual

Now,that's GAYISH