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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by bidemz(m): 2:22pm On Sep 24, 2018
So, initially when I read about the plot and reviews about the movie ACRIMONY, I blamed Melinda for all the woes the befell her but now after I saw it, I shift part of the blame to JUNE(her first sister) , I mean they really convinced her to make her believe he still cheated on her the second time
Who is with me?
PoliticsRe: Osun Election: Adeleke faults Osogbo, Ayedaade Results by bidemz(m): 1:27pm On Sep 23, 2018
I can only but imagine how 2019 election is gonna be
Only a state election is causing all these propagandas, what will the whole nation election become?

God Help Us
CareerRe: What Can One Do With N42k Salary? by bidemz(m): 6:34pm On Sep 18, 2018
bamasite:
As funny as it sounds, this will work
Honestly it will.... it's left to OP
CareerRe: What Can One Do With N42k Salary? by bidemz(m): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
Use am print some T-shirts with inscription "Send Buhari to Daura" and sell

Thank me later grin
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Found A Hit! I Want To Spend 1.2M To Promote It by bidemz(m): 12:25pm On Sep 16, 2018
iAudio:
I listened to your "Hit Song", you dey fear the microphone?
Lol grin... I no understand oo
RomanceRe: I Think I Have Found A Hit! I Want To Spend 1.2M To Promote It by bidemz(m): 12:22pm On Sep 16, 2018
Let me tell you the main truth now (if no-one has never told you)

First and foremost, your alleged friends hates you with so much passion for telling you this wacky-jacky is a hit or whatever they've told you

And secondly, I'll advice you instead to go throw that huge amount into a river in the name of 'promotion' you better find something else to invest in

**in Deadpool's voice** "Take that from a friend"
CrimeRe: Tobi Abikoye Returns N1m Mistakenly Transferred To Him, Had N369 In Account by bidemz(m): 9:17pm On Sep 15, 2018
Where is the 'LIMELIGHT'?......i can't find it
CelebritiesRe: See The Nigerian Artiste That Bought A Wrist Watch For 7 Million Naira by bidemz(m): 1:01am On Sep 14, 2018
In one sentence "WHO YOU EPP?"
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: Men Commit Suicide More Because Of Patriarchy by bidemz(m): 4:22pm On Sep 12, 2018
She has a point tho, but why is it that she must always attributes everything to feminism?

Confused being angry
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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by bidemz(m): 1:46pm On Sep 12, 2018
Chukason1:
Please am confused on the end of that movie upgrade ....is it a dream or what ??
Obviously you were picking beans when watching the movie
Nollywood addict spotted!
Nairaland GeneralIs The Man Doing The Right Thing Here Or Not? by bidemz(op):
If you are the man, what would ManMen

CelebritiesRe: 'My Bride': Davido Gushes Over Chioma's Beauty by bidemz(m): 11:30am On Sep 12, 2018
This one that he always gushes over her every now and then, to me it's getting really annoying (and to think that some m0ds keep pushing every instagram posts to FP)
Abeg na who no get GF before??

Ain't hating tho...
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by bidemz(m): 11:15am On Sep 12, 2018
Beorn:
Of course it's a happy ending. Didn't the villain/antagonist die? Didn't the protagonists emerge victorious at the end? I've stopped watching Nollywood movies since ages, but correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't villains in Nollywood movies die or end up on the losing side? If an antagonist in a typical Nollywood movie doesn't die in part 1, he/she will meet his/her timely death in part 2. If they made it past part 2, Grim Reaper will catch up with them in part 3 or 4 or 5 or 6, depending on how log the dumb director decided to milk his sheep. grin grin

Nollywood directors would've saved Jack in Titanic and killed STEM in Upgrade. grin grin grin
LMAO grin grin grin... craze man!
You are absolutely right, maybe the dude doesn't understand which point you are coming from
I hope he runs along this time around
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 8:48am On Sep 12, 2018
INDUSTRIALFAN:
lol. Went out to hangout with friends and got high. I managed to drive back home, parked the car and went to bed. Woke up the next morning and I was shocked and started panicking. Why? My car was stolen from my compound. I have no idea how the thief did it but the somehow stole the car and closed the gate without me hearing a sound probably cos I was too High. Called my friends and I was weeping like a baby. My friends rushed down to my house and called my phone asking me to come outside(at this point, they were laughing and I got so pissed at them for making fun of my misfortune). When I got to the gate, the first thing I heard from outside the gate was "oboy... You be bastard o" grin I was asked to throw my house key over the gate which I did and when they opened the gate, I stepped out and there my car was parked in front of the gate. What happened was I got home drunk, since I was out of my mind, I locked the car, climbed the car as it was parked close to the fence and jumped into the compound and into the house to sleep because I couldn't open the gate when I wasn't in my right mind. grin grin I've never felt so stupid in my life.
LOL... Mehn my belle don burst...... now that is sooo shiity!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 8:45am On Sep 12, 2018
Dapsonemmanuel:
dude .. that shiit is crazy.. I almost an exam because I was looking for my door key which was inside my pocket.. even found out after writing my exam.. I was just swearing for that key
LMAO .....that feeling when you wished that key was human, you would've beat the hell out of it grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 8:44am On Sep 12, 2018
Dapsonemmanuel:
dude .. that shiit is crazy.. I almost an exam because I was looking for my door key which was inside my pocket.. even found out after writing my exam.. I was just swearing for that key
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 8:33am On Sep 12, 2018
Juliearth:
Worry not! It happens to the best of us. There is a scientific explanation to that also.
Oh dear..... do enlighten me
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 1:10pm On Sep 10, 2018
donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.
Ahhh..... what a LIFELESS pain!!! angry
Nairaland GeneralWhat Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by bidemz(op): 12:54pm On Sep 10, 2018
I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket grin

Share yours
RomanceRe: What Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by bidemz(op): 1:35pm On Sep 05, 2018
ANGELMARVE:
God will never allow my joy to be cut short in Jesus name,, amen!!!

But just to answer your question,, i will give his mom 500 thousand naira, so they can arrange to take him to prophet TB Joshua of Emmanuel TV.

He will get his healing there..
grin ....but she's aware of the money
RomanceWhat Would You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by bidemz(op): 1:08pm On Sep 05, 2018
Hi guys this is a game of sincerity

Goes like this...........

You are a hustler trying to make ends meet, you've gat family to take care of
In the midst of your hustling life on a good day you won a jackpot of #20 million
Just when you went to collect your money on your way to the bank, you got this call from your best friend's mom crying that your best friend is on an emergency situation with has to do with his/her life at stake
The only solution is to fly him/her abroad for an operation which costs #20 million naira
Bearing in mind that he/she is your best friend who always gat your back any day anytime

What would you do?
Nairaland GeneralDrop The Best Lyrics/Punchlines You've Ever Heard by bidemz(op):
*HOME*
"The way i f**k the beat so hard i could make the producer squirt" grin
Limerick-----The Future

*ABROAD*
"She say 'do you love me?' i tell her 'only partly', I only love my bed and my momma am sorry" Drake----------God's Plan
PoliticsRe: PVC Collection: Policeman Flogs People At Marwa, Lekki by bidemz(m): 8:35am On Sep 01, 2018
I no understand this country again ooo
CelebritiesRe: Seal And His Son Visit Femi Otedola And His Family (Photo) by bidemz(m): 2:03pm On Aug 25, 2018
Why him con dey open teeth like person wey never see camera before?

Abi na the EBA dey sweet am?
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Slays In The Most Curvy Amazing Dress(see Photos) by bidemz(m): 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2018
The hustle for a husband is real!!
CelebritiesRe: Ayefele Releases Cryptic Post Shortly After Meeting With Oyo State Governor by bidemz(m): 1:29pm On Aug 25, 2018
As much as i sympathize with him........ i still don't gerrit

How on earth would a sitting governor of the reasons i love you too baby girl is a good day at work and I have to go to sleep now so I can do it again and again and get some sleep tonight if you're interested and you know
RomanceRe: Nigerian Transgender, Miss Sahhara's Curvy Body, Hips by bidemz(m): 10:23am On Aug 21, 2018
See how stupid the he/she looks like with those forsaken hips that looks like an expired bag of cocoyam
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Abuja After 10-Day London Vacation by bidemz(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2018
Oh!.... this man no wan gree die oo

OBJ don fortify am tire..
CelebritiesRe: Tosin Ajibade 'Olorisupergal': Men Say They Can't Date Me Because I'm Richer by bidemz(m): 10:34am On Aug 13, 2018
Daze12345:
she looks like a squirrel to me, abi any
other suggestion.
LMFAO.... wickedest is ur name iswear

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