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MiracleOparah:
I'm not complaining or anything, i just want to talk.

Q: First, am you a gamer?
Me: Yes I am a gamer in spirit.

Q: Secondly, what's your gaming 'rig'
Me: <insert Odulande funny eye meme>
I game on a potato laptop -Intel Celeron N3050 Cpu @1.60Ghz (don't laugh)
-1 x 8gb of Ram
- 500gb Hdd @7200 Rpm
- Graphics card: Intel integrated graphics (don't laugh)
- Cheap knock off microsoft wireless gaming mouse and mechanical gaming keyboard.
Q: Is this one rig or kom kom?
Me: I'm angry. Don't even start making me more angry

Q: How do you get your games?
Me: I school at the University of Nsukka, Enugu Campus. the school has free Wifi. i download my games from torrent sites (yes, piracy. I don't have $50 to spend on one game. Then spend costly data to download 20gb+ of game files.)

Q: Your own strong
Me: You never jam

Q: Have you tried saving?
Me: Yes I have. But saving 200k plus for a gamign system when you're given 20k every two weeks ain't easy (giving my schooling needs, etc).

Q: How do you now intend to get a gaming pc?
Me: One day it will fall from heaven Or I'll win a giveaway or I'll find someone that'll dash me the money.

Q: With which other ways have you tried to raise money?
Me: I tried completing surveys for free Amazon Gift Cards Chai! Most were fake, they few that were real are limited geographically. i never considered taking an extra job. 20k every month will get you an entry level gaming pc when you beards hit the ground (Let's assume I spend nothing from the 20k).

Q: You are aiming to high you know. you could get a cheap knock off gaming pc for 100k.
Me: Gaming pc that cannot run Fortnite at a decent 30fps? I'll pass (Ps: add me on Fortnite @ Ser Lucem

Q: So which games have you played?
Me: Almost all

Q: But your pc is shit. It won't run those games at 10fps
Me: I played all my Assassin's Creed games (except Origins) at 8 fps (don't laugh )

Q: Jesus!!!!
Me: Yeah

Q: Which other games have you played?
Me: All Call o Duty Games, Watch DOgs 1 and 2, Witcher 3, Assassin's Creed Origins, Fortnite, Pugb, Gta V Online.

Q: How?
Me: I play on Youtube and Twitch...

Q: How?
Me: I watch the entire gameplay of the game on youtube I watch streamers on Twitch. So I can tell you everything that happened in each of those games without ever playing them. Lol.

Q: You seem determined.
Me: Yeah, One day i know I'll save enough for a gaming PC. Till then...I'll keep getting annoyed.

Q: Ever done weird stuff for gaming.
Me: The weirdest i did was downloading Watch Dogs from P***ateBay and begging a friend for his gaming laptop. Told him i needed it for a bit of video editing. I went through half the game in one weekend before i had to return it.

Q: Lol
Me: I even went window shopping On Amazon, picked a $1000 Pc (no peripherals) and nearly checked out to my home address with my Mum's Debit card. Thank God my village people did not use me that day.

Q: You are very interesting.
Me: I know

Q: We should do more of this.
Me: It's up to the readers. We'll know in the comments

P.S: the details in this thing are true. I'm a broke ass gamer <cue: Narcos (Migos) >

Want to play minecraft?

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teekay213:
Some have food but cannot eat,

some can eat but have no food,

we have food and we can eat,

Glory be to thee o lord,Amen

Aunty come and eat,

thank you,sit down joko je,joko je.

I agrre but at the same time what if all you have to eAT IS SEMAN.