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What time are they even starting? Person dey go work tomorrow now. All these African time sef.

Hopefully, everything will go well without violence and the choice of the people should prevail.

born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Those guys don show me before. The thing be like juju. Since that day I dey look for them to deal with them, but e be like say den don relocate.

Double Wahala - Oritse Femi

Those white guys look odd.

Koro is corrosive. He can't even win local government election in Lagos. Agbaje will really give APC a tough time. With koro it's smooth sailing. But the question lagosians need to answer is between Tinubu and George, who's the better godfather?

Let us look inward and use local content. We can partner with Ankara or adire companies to make and sew our jersies. Shebi Na to wear clothes.

Let the best cadidate win and hopefully it won't turn bloody.

People just wan ja out of Naija anyhow, anyway.

So, Chris Okotie has/had a child.

This is even worse than what is going on in the House of Reps.

Abeg, when is the match starting? I just landed from France.

Roast him and give his remains for the dogs to feed upon. He deserves more than that. Mob action is bad but in this case it is the best.

Mikel, Enyeama and Samuel in that order.

Waiting for Nigeria's position.

Ok

The cookies have finally crumbled.

You have dated her for two weeks and kissed her five times. How many times have you poked her?

It is only in Nigeria that government own football club and will refuse to fund them accordingly. Football worldwide is big business that attracts huge corporate sponsorship. It's high time all government in Nigeria handed off football. They should only provide the facilities.

No room for Jimi Agbaje

I won't burn my fuel on that.

I have not decided if I'm going to vote for GEJ or not. It depends on who APC is fielding. I'm not an advocate of a one party state which i see the country leaning towards if PDP rules for 50 years as they vowed. One thing i hate hearing from Nigeria is the statement "better the devil you know". Who says only GEJ is the best among the lots? Give other people a chance and let them know that if they dont perform, they will be booted out after four years.

Ok

I thought they said the Governor was a former attorney-general? He doesn't seems to know the law.

Babymama1: The dangers of blind copy and paste

Can you at least quote your source or better yet modify it to fit into the Nigerian reality

Wear jeans to your in laws and your inlaws will swear their son brought an ashawo for them

Points noted and corrected.
But the honest truth is the dress sense portrayed in the write-up is modest enough considering the way girls of nowadays dress. If people can dress half-unclad to religious places what won't they do to meet their in-laws.

1. If you are a woman, go easy on the make-up. Too much make-up can often give the impression that you are false. Skip the eyeliner. Go for the 'every day, girl next door' look. This bodes well with suspecting mother in-laws. She knows her grandchildren will be naturally beautiful. This is all she cares about.

2. If you are a man, go easy on the aftershave. Nobody wants to sit at the dinner table and taste JOOP as they chew. The same applies to women and perfume. Subtlety is key.

3. Dress code should be dressy casual. For a man, jeans and a shirt. Wearing tracksuit bottoms with white socks pulled over the end of them and a pair of trainers will have your mother in-law hiding her best silver.

4. For a woman, dress code should also be dressy casual. A nice pair of trousers and a blouse will suffice and if not, then a pretty dress that doesn't reveal too much. Don't wear heels that are too high. Go easy on the jewellery. You are not a Christmas tree.

5. Speak politely. Remember your P's & Q's. Always say thanks. If your dinner is burnt, eat it or be in it. Nobody likes to be told their cooking sucks.

6. Do not drink too much alcohol. I would actually advise to refrain from it altogether. If it is forced upon you, sip your drink slowly to deter a future top-up. The last thing you want is to get drunk and tell your respective parent in-laws how great your partner is in bed.

7. Do not be overly possessive with your partner around your in-laws. Hanging off them, being touchy feely, kissing, is NOT cute. It's annoying. More annoying for people watching. It also makes a statement. It says 'he's mine now'. Mummy In-Law will not be a happy bunny. You are effectively stealing him. In reverse, the same applies to a woman with respect to her father.

8. Do not try to sound like you are a hero, a genius, vain, cocky, spoilt or otherwise. Modesty is attractive. Nobody is perfect. And I mean nobody.

9. Compliment the house, apartment, trailer, tent or whatever it is they live in. If the paint is peeling, the curtains are falling down, rats climbing out of bins, tough. This is a brief visit and you have to see it through for the one you love. This is not just about you.

10. If you are insulted, put down, mocked or otherwise, smile and bite your tongue. Unless you can come back with a comment that is both witty and includes a hidden innuendo to insult them right back, then you are wasting your time getting miffed. It will lead to an argument.

11. Without going over the top, say nice things about your partner. You want them to know that you love him/her but you don't want to sound obsessed. A light & breezy comment 'He's brilliant at soccer, I go to some of his games and he has talent' should be a guider. Not something like "OMG, your son is AMAZING!! He's the next Maradonna!! I rub his feet after training even when he's wearing smelly socks just so he can play again tomorrow".

12. When leaving, thank your host for the beautiful evening you had and let them know you had a lovely time. Smile. Always smile.

Caveat: Not all points listed above can work in every situation, especially in NIGERIA.

http://www.wikihow.com/Impress-Your-In-Laws

Okay

It's a cover for Chris Brown's Loyal... Kilode t'enbora.

[/b][b][b][/b]The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency celebrates its one-month #Twitterversary by addressing one of the nation's major mysteries.

It was unbelieveable when news broke that Tupac Shakur died after that hail of gunfire near the Las Vegas Strip in 1996.

Seriously, rumors have run rampant since that he is actually still alive, and with no one arrested for his murder, the mildly curious and conspiracy theorists alike have called into question who really knows what.

So, it's only proper that our nation's Central Intelligence Agency use their one-month #Twitterversary to answer the questios of the people.

"No, we don’t know where Tupac is," @CIA wrote Monday (July 7).
Welp, there goes that.

Meanwhile, 'Pac lives on, at least, via his many recordings, phone calls and letters; and his former Death Row boss, Suge Knight, continues to fan the flame of the fanatics (some of whom have blamed him).

"Why you think nobody got arrested?" he asked TMZ recently. "Because Tupac not dead! If he was dead, they'd be arresting those dudes for murder. You know he somewhere smoking a Cuban cigar on an island somewhere" http://www.bet.com/news/music/2014/07/08/cia-tweets-about-tupac-s-whereabouts.html

Na wa o

Nigerian girls get craw-craw for body, dem no go fit use them.