ok

The fufu package in a fone got me laffing....it rmind me sumtyn

lol d fufu seller's always make me laugh at 1st dey gv u a real phone 2 test afta paying u end up with fufu nd u wnt no until u get home, he go b lyk film trick

9. The boxers and okirika clothes sellers.

10. The memory card and flash drive hawkers


11. The shop squatters; pretending to be shop owners the moment a customer shows up. Wonder if anyone truly owns a shop there

12. The loud music players; Trying their very best to advertise and re-brand their business.

the Nigerian police looking for people to devour, especially when u with a laptop bag...God kon help you, system dey your bag but receipt no dey. you go kon confirm say police na your friend

lekinz:
I know you might have seen or come across these sets of people ...
They are the "Badest Guy Ever Liveth " In Ikeja

1. THE " YOU WAN BUY , YOU WAN SELL CREW " :

These sets of people are those that have all the products you want; name it , they have it all,
ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear piece .

You need food... ?? They also help with that, bread and akara , rice and beans.

Jack of all trades

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow...

But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" ...

They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency


4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo)
They will be the person telling you how good their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW"

I was having a walk that day when I heard this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten her belly.

Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child You be Midwife?

6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL YOU) CREW" :

These are made of 3 weird looking dudes , they walk up to you, call your attention and tell you their boss is calling you
Their boss self go kon dey form ??... " Ain't u the person am calling ....Oya dey slap urself ..

At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to let sleeping dogs lie ...

7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP CREW" :

These people do all phones and laptops , just like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ". They ain't specialized in a field.

They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell , upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and phones .

They are the talented Unskillful niggas in Ikeja

8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " :

Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will start telling you how he was going to a place , ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so.... school ... " Story for the gods " ... Na money im sha need ..
New technique of begging ... You go still see am the second day ... doing the same thing ..

" Na everyday u dey travel ??

You can also add yours.

lolz.... Guy u don tey 4 there wella...... U really sabi dem

U dey work for there ni

The paper money thing is an eye-opener. Never thought of it.

lekinz:

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow...

But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

I wan laugh die, the day wey dem sell fufu "bold 2" to one girl lyk dat ....the girl begin cry .Everybody jus dey pass dey hiss ...say dis one go done go kpansh tire ....all her kpanshing investment done turn fufu . The funny thing be say all those sellers go just dey look u from far dey catch their trips .

lekinz:

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" ...

They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency

That is y e good to get street OT ....Na kpomo men dem dey jones .Once u r a traditional man nothing do u .

very funny

The oso ahia people

born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Those guys don show me before. The thing be like juju. Since that day I dey look for them to deal with them, but e be like say den don relocate.

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nice obsevation...buh cum 2 fink of it...u no gt wrk?

born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

I agree with you. I was in a similar situation some months ago, the guy was calling me, didn't even behave like I heard then he tapped me. I just lost it @ that point, dude thought I was a mad person. He later said "mo kan fe bere nkan lowo e ni". Crazy folks!

E b lyk say na 2 computer village dy ikeja coz ayaf not noticed mayb bcoz i jux go pick wat i wanna buy and off i go..ild start observing now

following..... continue!!!!!!

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HSinclair:
Okay... *In sarkodie's voice* "what else"

























What about 10 types of pple you'll meet in shoprite

na person like you create this topic
so create your own on shoprite

Am using this medium to express my anger or feelings about Ekiti state.



EKITI STATE IS YET TO PAY MY STATE ACCUMULATIVE ALLOWEE FOR YEAR 2013/2014.

AM 2013 BATCH C Corp Member.


FAYOSE PAY ME MY MONEY.

Na true talk my broda the fufu fone and paper money dey happen almost every day. E get anoda type of crew wey dey pretend like customer dey will enter ur shop ask of laptop hp for instance den dey will tell u to bring like 3pieces of hp wit webcam 4gb ram core2duo the sales girl maybe newly come sales girl wil be happy dat she will impress oga today say she go make sales he will den ask her to bring it along dat he still buying sth at d next street or nearby as soon as the sales girl followed him he den enter maybe anoda shop to ask of anything with d sales girl by his side d person may say dey dont ve it he den turn to d sales girl what of dat dell how much wil u sale dat dell for me last she wil say dats d last price, d pretend to buy(customer) wil say ok go and bring dat dell so dat i buy it together with d hp she will den go to bring d dell before she come d customer will made away with d 3pcs of dat hp without paying for anything.

True....na wa 4 d guy wey dey tell pregnant woman to flatten her tummy...

lekinz:
I know you might have seen or come across these sets of people ...
They are the "Badest Guy Ever Liveth " In Ikeja

1. THE " YOU WAN BUY , YOU WAN SELL CREW " :

These sets of people are those that have all the products you want; name it , they have it all,
ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear piece .

You need food... ?? They also help with that, bread and akara , rice and beans.

Jack of all trades

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow...

But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" ...

They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency


4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo)
They will be the person telling you how good their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW"

I was having a walk that day when I heard this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten her belly.

Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child You be Midwife?

6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL YOU) CREW" :

These are made of 3 weird looking dudes , they walk up to you, call your attention and tell you their boss is calling you
Their boss self go kon dey form ??... " Ain't u the person am calling ....Oya dey slap urself ..

At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to let sleeping dogs lie ...

7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP CREW" :

These people do all phones and laptops , just like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ". They ain't specialized in a field.

They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell , upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and phones .

They are the talented Unskillful niggas in Ikeja

8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " :

Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will start telling you how he was going to a place , ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so.... school ... " Story for the gods " ... Na money im sha need ..
New technique of begging ... You go still see am the second day ... doing the same thing ..

" Na everyday u dey travel ??

You can also add yours.

d one dat will be following u around they tell u say' oga come my shop i get all wetin u want buy n even they ask u if u want sell ur phone' meanwhile u just dey waka pass

Those "U wan Buy, U wan sell" team normally sell stolen phones;
Don't ever buy frm dem ohh.. they are thieves

ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahahahahah.
Speaking of d fufu crew , a friend once bought a phone N by d tym he got home, he saw fufu inside d pack..i laughed out my ribs that day. I was shocked .n d funny thing is that he saw d phone very well before leaving ikeja o.i tire 4 these people . Ei come dey like jazz matter.

E no sharp na!

what a topic

harffie:
E no sharp na!

I tire o.

ilo04:

d one dat will be following u around they tell u say' oga come my shop i get all wetin u want buy n even they ask u if u want sell ur phone' meanwhile u just dey waka pass

U sabi them well well.

Ok

MizMyColi:
The Orisirisi types of food buyers

Okpa
Garnished Moi Moi
Beans and Potato (this one sells her own in a car. I don chop am once sha)
White Rice and Ofe-Akwu
Abacha
Cassava flakes and coconut
Agege Bread
Plantain Chips
Baked Products.
Fish

With the way those people advertise their wares ehn.....
It's almost like, pesin fit finish the money wey hin make for one day ontop food matter.

You sure this is computer village. ?

Maybe some other village. Can't remember seeing an Agege bread seller or any of what you listed there shouting their wares.