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Salam alaykum, if one finds himself in an extreme situation where one can't do Itkaf in a mosque, is it possible to do it at home?

Few months ago, glo network was relatively fast. However, since they began to crash their subscription rates, it has become the most crappy network ever. I also suspect their facility cannot accommodate the deluge of customers that migrated to glo from mtn due to the sim registration brouhaha.

Check the man very well, there's Nigerian blood running in him.

Hope there were no protests?

She just wanted to follow the crowd.

Nice

Osinbajo: Bia, Kachukwu, who told you to announce N145 as new fuel price. Shebi na N200 we agree?

Kachukwu: No be me, na Kemi say make I talk am.

kemi: Wetin?! Se no be you talk say you wan talk am. No put weed for my pocket.

Na hunger go kill am.

This must be Jade Soyinka, the female breasted version of Wole Soyinka.

crazy!
spellbinding!!
breathtaking!!!
nerve cracking!!!

Pinnick deserves to be booted out of the NFF , he's a failure.

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Rita!

I think you are more handsome than Balloteli. Though form the profile picture, there's a bit of semblance.


On the other hand, why will you be curious to know if truly you look like Ballocrazy when people want to look like Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar and co?

true

#TokeSoWhite like the Oscars

WTH

What do Arsenal FC and Oscar Pistorius both have in common?









Getting used to losing both legs.

so fast?

What of when you chop wan chop for government and dem no gree you chop?

wow

Olamide is still the king of the street, nonsense or no sense.

Adekunle and his adire trousers

That means the guy go dey sell gala for traffic.

sitting under a street light in front of my house with my phone clung to my hand waiting for the day to break.

1. Spending fake notes intentionally.

2. Putting their phones on speaker in public buses while listening to music.

3. Giving conductors N1,000 for a fare of N50.

4. Going to parties to eat jollof rice without dropping any gifts for the celebrants.

5. Going to mai-suya to ask for "taste" when they are not buying suya.

6. Begging celebrities for follow back on social media as if their lives depended on it.

7. Searching for free WiFi or free internet.

8. Going to church, mosques or friends houses with the intention of charging phones.

9. Seeing every seductively dressed girl as an "olosho".


10. Thinking sports bet can turn them to millionaires.

okay

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

None of them

it's too long, am sure it will be full of rigmarole, redundancy, verbosity, highfalutin and tautology.

My name will be there one day.

#WengerOut #WengerOut #WengerOut #WengerOut

Leicester must win this league. Arsenal should wait for their Vision 2020.