₦airaland Forum

CXLVII:
You cannot miss it over there as a Nigerian. You are bound to succeed. Just avoid their women. They are killers. Before you know it, you will be a polygamist.

kingthreat:
You left Nigeria to resettle in Togo, a french-speaking country. And you are doing keke-napep work there.
Sorry you must be very daft.

deavicky:
that's how things disappear in my house too. I bought a T shirt last week, this morning that i want to wear it to work I couldn't find. But don't worry it will reappear when im really ready for it.

tellwisdom:
Person wey hear this one now, go think say he get property

Teaser4:
Wetin you wan do with all the pepper

Kriss216:

They don use Toto water cook for this one

TruthinAction:
The super eagles were just unserious. Match them with Brazil, you will see them play. They allowed the three opening game win to get into their heads. Besides, there was a bad match plan. Why were they playing long passes to the attackers instead of putting the balls on the ground.

And there were too many back passes. You don't do that when you are playing wing football. Delay in getting the ball upfront allowed the Tunisia to organize their defense and frustrated our wingers.

Moses Simon should have avoided too much dribbling. Just get past one player and cross the ball.

Quest7777:
Hello Tunisia...

davit:
You can't "barb" your son's hair. But you can give him a haircut.
Living in America doesn't mean one speaks good English though.

BuyAndSellStuff:
Yes they are.
Dispatch riders can pass through your sitting room to the next street if you leave your door open.

ghettochild:
I remember buy a small TV back in onitsha..
Shit only showed LG for a day n then went to its original product..
I dont know how these igbo boys do it

brandsoncharlie:
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Most igbo people are naturally criminals, I bought a laptop for over 250k thinking it was new, the laptop dey give me problems. The worst thing is me and colleagues needed a sound laptop for Autocad, Revit 3d, STAAD. we paid him total of 950k naira for 3 laptops but we are having issues with it still now.

Chummynoni:
Rip to this thread!. The kids have sent away the punters that dropped tips as a result of their immaturity.

Abba114:
bunch of gambling addicts. keep deceivng yourselves by thinking oneday u will win big, the chances of you winning big in bet is 1/1000000000000000000000000000000. and for the useless souls that think they can play safe, know that no matter how small the odd is its very vulnerable to breakage at some time. also no matter how frequent you win the so called 2odd if you keep going oneday u will wake up with nothing. and for the dumbasses that think they can do rollover these ones are the most useless set of gamblers.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr Epl is overrated

mathel:
Some even called to pay 100k or they will kill me, he was calling my name and wrongly pronouncing my address..
I dare the guy to show if he will not be buried alive.
See their treat messages

adecz:
⭕️ Steaming hot jollof ❗️❗️☺️

tefishy:
What is ABBA Kyari doing there

Eriokanmi:
No, they've left it for mkpuru miri, energy drinks etc. Hence the bad behaviour we see today

Truvelisback:
Redpill has two types: The Toxic one and the non toxic one. Read Ubunja's thread.

GoodHardDick:
This is exactly why ladies loves toxic and bad guys a lot. Toxic guys behaves exactly the way I described above. We are unpredictable! Our lifestyles drives girls crazy. And of course, we give them the silent treatment a lot whereby making them wanting for more.

blinking001:
Most Nigerian women wether classy or not ;

1)All smell down there
2)All menstruate
3)All leech on men
4)Lack humour
5)Can't sustain meaningful conversations with men
6)In the long run, are all rebellious
7)Are all shameless
Sleep around like rabbits
9)Are all terribly selfish
10)Are all brainless.

GoodHardDick:
That's because absence makes the heart grow fonder. When you're too available or always available, you'll lose your worth and value.

As a real nigga, you should only call them whenever you need them for a very hot bang, after that, ignore them like they don't exist. If you must chat with them, let it be once in a week or two. never chat with a banny everyday from morning till night, nor call her every single time, if not see finish will enter and of course, you'll lose your worth as man.

Be f*cking scares like us man, this is because it makes them wonder what's you are up to. You must be unpredictable. That is the game!

BigKhalifa:
Oh our sachet action bitters we took before we disember the daughter's of Eve

They are trying to ban you

We will miss your service

Farewell till we meet again

Bahamas95:
These GNLD people have come again.


Abeg make una fear God.

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ajl:
You see, its not a question of not being sound. Enthusiasm on the pitch matter a lot. The moment they started playing in first half as if there is nothing at stake and they kept kicking the ball up in the air rather than passing the ball around, I know there was a problem. It was as if it wasn't the same players. Did the Tunisian played as much as Egypt? No. But they won because our players energy level in the match was so low. Like the Eagles of the last few years. Not the same as first three matches where everyone was contesting for the ball and running after the ball. Iwobi came in with high energy to change things but he couldn't control is legs.