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saaphiere:
Never leave your girl child with any man be it her father.

Small sense like this, u dont have.... Who gace birth to some of these ladies sev? . My dear, u not making sense joor

[quote author=Slawormir post=89253284]Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Stupid man
Na Men dey determine the sex of a baby because their sperm is carrying an Xy chromosome. So na wetin them give the woman go combine with the mother's X to determine the sex of the Baby
if them give X chromosome to the woman then the baby will be a girl (XX) and if the man give a Y chromosome it will combine with the mother's X to make a boy (xy)

Damnnnnn. This man deserve a painful death Kill this Moda fuckkker with this method:
Make him conscious and rub gas round his mouth then Force bees down his throat through his mouth. Seal his mouth. The gas will infuriates the bees and make them aggressive
Then watch how the bees Sting him from inside
A very slow and painful way of killing Moda fuckkkers

He should die painfully than this sev... God pls have mercy... Chai, if I be God ���

Chelshit fans were so pained.....

Your husband is a slave to pus*y

Kneel, and go to God in prayer, if you feel u want to teach him a lesson, it may push him farther the more, and there are sharks outside ur home waiting to snatch him

Pls watch WAR ROOM

fsuper:
May God grant us success in all our dealings,I would advice you go for the alcoholic gins and herbal mixtures,its more viable,you can decide to sell in carton since you have a white collar job at hand,be a major distributor, in that sense you can monitor the sales and stoke with no too much stress..

Thanks, appreciate

Hello nairalanders,
I need some advices pls, coming January or Feb 2020, I plan on starting a business with 450k. Below are business ideas I had been thinking of


* betshop (preferably in Ibadan)

* sales of frozen foods (fish, chicken., turkey etc)

* sales of Diapers

* sales of Akube sneakers, shoes and wears

*sales of alcoholic gins and herbal mixtures

NOTE - Am also into a full time job (8-5pm) in ilorin, which means I will have to employ a sales person, considering this and easy monitoring, accountability, profits, sales, am at cross roads, needs some guidance from you pls

This coming 2020 must be better than 2019

SmellingAnus:
lol... Not every guy likes a shaved pussy... I prefer it hairy although I don't mind if it's shaved ... Lol

Hmmmm, agba awo, kwantinu.

My painful loss was when I lost my dad all of a sudden. Sept 30th. Misses him every day

Am really disappointed about this r Kelly guy sha

08130942692

I Smell hypertension, the silent killer.. In the Past,it has been a disease for the old, trust me nowadays, alot of young fellows have it but they aren't aware..

guys, please start checking you blood pressure to know your Status
May his soul RIP

What the hell is he saying sef?, .I shake my head for u Jose

chai, see free meat.. bleeping for farm go sweet die, especially under a tree or inside the farm

May her soul rest in peace... Suspecting high blood pressure, which "the silent killer". And the funny thing is she won't be aware

Olami90:
Bro, the fact that you both have opposing interests and not always in harmony is a big block except you do not plan for progress in your marriage(which i doubt)

It goes beyond loving her to the core as you said and the moments you do play hard is just one of the open windows.
It hasn't gone awful because you aren't married yet (when most people feel they have gotten the license to do what they like to their spouse).

If your level of disagreement outweighs your level of agreement, you don't need a prophet to tell you what to do.
You do not have to what it takes to change anyone except an individual decides to change for better.

Foolishness is when one is seeing a canal just few miles ahead but thinks it will automatically level when you get to the spot.
Do not forget miracle does not happen at the altar.


Note: You also need serious work on your temper(as you stated)

Thank you so much, this is good enough for me. Appreciate

Blackfyre:
Pray about it.

I seriously would... Thanks bro

Top of the day to you, fellow nairalanders,I am in my late twenty's, I am at cross roads..... Like 2 years ago, I dreamt I saw in my dreams a lady which was showed to me that she would be my wife, her name is atinuke, I partially saw her face, how she looks like, what we would accomplish together, our wedding pictures amongst others... Since then, I haven't forgot the dream... It's like yesterday...,. Approximately 2 years ago, I met this girl, we have been together all this while but not always in harmony..... we fight a lot, am hot tempered, she's hot tempered, we have opposing interests, but we have been there for each other...

To cut long story short, I don't like the way things goes on between us, because we fight a lot, and we laff and play hard at times..... I presume if I get married to her, we won't have a much happy home, but admittedly, I love her to the core..
Now this is the question, should I go on with this existing relationship and hope things would change for good or should I wait and hope for the dream tinuke to arrive? This question may sound stupid tho... Am at cross roads here.. .. Please help me push to front page....
@lalasticalala

Great ife!!!!, great

So so disgusting, especially the facial part

A friend of mine who resides in Irele, just sent a picture of a dead guy who's a victim of the mysterious disease in ode Irele, Ondo state. Decided to share it with NLANDERS. May God save us from pestilence ..
MODS, do the needful

A friend of mine just sent a picture of a dead guy who's a victim of the mysterious disease in ode Irele, Ondo state. Decided to share it with NLANDERS. May God save us from pestilence ..
MODS, do the needful


Viewers discretion advised

Rexnegro:

Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe u must be kidding me huh ? I stand to be corrected o , does sucking n smooching make a boob bigger ?

Of course, the more u use a particular part of ur body, the more adapted it is, that's same reason most virgin girls have small or not too big boobs and very tight kpekus, and same reasons regular fucking guys shape of dick differs from a virgin boy,.. .... Talking from experience, seen a lot

Rexnegro:
Yessss o....I won't pay bride price for a lady whose boobs are all flat n saggy for wetin na ? Marry a lady with pointed boobs as a man and feel proud of ur possession....some ladies don yamayama themselves finish come dey look for a man to do mario on him head. For me a reasonable, succulent and pointed boobs is a criteria, don't fancy big ass that much. ...but as regard the thread, I blame the guy sha ..is he blind when he first saw d lady that she get small boobs before he asked her out ?

Anyway, I don't really blame the guy coz the guy may be optimistic her boobs will increase in size after so much sucking and smooching, but alas, that's a stubborn breast she gat

Google is your friend, Google how to

SammyT95: Pls. Wots d meaning of OS,and advice me on the kind of android i shuld buy and there price,,i love gaming,i also love techno phnes...but pls wot type of android do u tink is d best atleast for gaming?

Any android brand is good for gaming, what matters most is the Os..... Os 4.2 jellybeans is the best for gaming as @d moment...... Tecno p5,m3,n7 etc

Seriously pes 2012 is still the best ever done by pes....... Love it so much. To be realistic pes and fifa no dy the same league

[quote author=eni mcnite]This is officially my final visit to nairaland for posting another trash[/quote
na who cme beg u make u visit NL,au dat take affect price of gari 4 market,mtchew,if u dy vex,go hug transformer

Following the conclusion of the JAMB 2013 PPT exam on 27th April, majority of candidates are now focused on knowing when the JAMB 2013 Results will be out.



According to JAMB, the results are expected to be compiled and released within 3 days (Wed, 1st May, 2013).

However, on a closer look, and following the fact that 1st of May is a public holiday, Speculate have it that the release of the result should be expected either on Thursday or Friday.

On assessment of previous JAMB records, the release of the results will not exceed Friday, 3rd May, 2013.

ibadan girls can abuse satan sote ehn go turn born again

1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500

2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die
...
3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM"

4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave

5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home

6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow

7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES

8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk

Am I wrong pple?

[b]Arsene Wenger has stated that he no desire to sell any of his players to rivals Manchester United again. The Frenchman sanctioned a £24million deal for Robin van Persie, to move to Old Trafford last summer.



The Dutch striker scored twice in the fixtures against his former team, including the equaliser from the spot at the Emirates. When asked after the match, if Ferguson wanted more of his players, he replied:

“I don’t know but he will not sign them from us.”

The Arsenal manager also defended the fans’ behaviour towards their former captain, describing it as “more disappointed love” than aggression and insisted that they still respected him.


“He [Van Persie] is in our dressing room because the food is better in our dressing room,” he said. “I didn’t talk to him. I just saw that when I moved out of my office that he was with the players. We are rivals but look, at the end of the day, we decided to sell him. You want us to make a guard of honour and to respect the champions but you have to accept as well that respect exists after the game.

“You want to give absolutely everything for the 90 minutes and after the game you can still talk to each other. I think our defenders didn’t make life easy for him at all. We played with great commitment.” [/b][/b][b]