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edenhazard: skype grp is on now
droping of pick have started
cashout of 50k will be made tonight by god grace

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edenhazard: 10k staked
lets see hw it goes

Pls can we chat on Whatsapp my Number is 07035580860

Symptom of EBOLA

Slap ur mum, collect the money and armed robbers should double cross u

I can help u write a good and comprehensive business proposal. But I won't want to waste my time on 'thank u'. This was what i did last year and fetch me A. So if u want me to write on for u, then contact me. But u must provide atleast 3 business idea of which I will select the best one

Peace be unto this house

Juanvi: 200level

So what?
I'm in 400 level and not thinking of marriage.

priest2u: bro i was once in your shoe in my 200L until I got a revelation from God that a man that seek God should never beg any woman for marriage I also maintain a 4+ GPA throughout despite all the stress trying to date them fine girls then. But trust me if you make it , graduate , get a good job , a time will come any girl( good , bad, christian, born again etc) you see and you like can be yours in a jiffy without any drama.

Thank u very much

Tonyblinky: Very intelligent OP indeed,now i realise why the girl has been tossing you around,u shouldn't have quoted your school here too,very negative ambassador,final ko year ni

Thanks bro. But i didn't make any statement about girls tossing me. When I start I distance myself from women only to fall for a colleague in year 2. And pls how am I a negative ambassador of my school. Is coming here online and telling my story a bad thing

daryoor: if all you are worth is 20 naira, will you tag yourself as "rich" ? but you have money

you no fit just open your mouth dey call yourself intelligent, handsome. who de decieve you?

intelligent people dont feel intelligent, so they humbly refuse to admit when you tell them they are smart. but you, empty vessel na una dey loud watin una no get.

I understand what u are saying. Its u that didn't understand me. But all the same thanks for ur advice

daryoor: thats brilliance jor.

But do u know anyone who is not intelligent at all no matter how small it may be. Owk pls define intelligence according to u

@ EejaNla01 thanks man. God bless u. I've never boast about howGod created me I wrote those one so that people that want to advice me will have a clue. And wont assume anything. Those detail have never come out of my mouth. Others suggestion are well taken and will be considered

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daryoor: you are not as intelligent as u think you are #fact

OK sir. I didn't say I'm all knowing so how dull am I. Intelligent I mean here is in my field of study

Bootybuttchic: YOU ARE TOO FOOOOLISH..MSTWEEW![s]

I don't know what calls for the use of the word 'foolish'. Did i say something wrong. If yes correct me and if no just let me be, if u don't have any thing to say shut the hell up

Thanks man

profemoral: which school do u attend.

Bro. Kwara state university. Pls don't ask me more than this ooo cos my people fit dey here

Bootybuttchic: revenge mission just cos u have lame pick up lines ....jokes apart,why wud u want to revenge on a gurl just cos she doesnt wanna date u,rmb u have sisters and wil hav daughters..yet u said u were intelligent.....u need a shrink !

Thanks. But let me highlight her offense

1. She suffered me. There was a time she told me she will come and see me she didn't come. That day rain spoilt all my book on my way back to my room.

2. She used me. There was a time she asked me a question during test and I supplied.


3. She made me cry.

4. She toiled with my emotion. She should have not avoid me and let me know she has someone rather than trying to play pranks.



So on

nas4q: You can try series of online hookups to try to boost ur confidence. The moment d first chick falls, u can use d morale booster to toast series of chicks on d go and u will see with time, d ladies will be all on ur neck, it's just for u now to weed out d worthy and unworthy ones. It works, give it a try!

Bro thanks. I'm a good online toaster but there are things wey dey always spoil my show.

1. The girl online are more beautiful than the way they appear. Some if u meet them real life u won't like them. The was a girl I was chatting with online on 2go her name is shade. I don't toast her but with the way we chat she was eager to meet me. But on sight I just manage to spend 20 minute.

2. The girl wey dey respond well online go now start forming.

And several others

Tizak: @OP, don't mind this yeye geh , and don't let her discourage you.

As for me, no girl is as important as the way you portrayed your target to be. There's plenty other fish in the sea. I believe that before you ask 5 or 6 girls out, with the books you have read, you should be able to get one to say yes.

But if your brain is seized by this one and only girl and you must get her by all means, then you have to let her go (temporarily). Then go and practice on other girls for like 3 months. Make it a practice to meet at least 3 new girls weekly and ask them out. After doing this for about 2 months, you will have developed a good game. When you are confident enough, go back to the girl doing shakara (if you still feel the need to) and ask her out.
CAVEAT: The above will only work if you stop every form of communication with the girl for the duration. And be a man.

If she is still talking rubbish, dump her sorry a[color=#000000]s[/color]s and with your new found skills hook up with a hotter babe and carry on with your life



Life is too short to waste time chasing girls...

Cheers.

I'm out.

Thanks man. U have said it all. Ur brain no go damage.

Tizak: Chai!!!

Are you sure you're trying to help the OP??

Every critics is a help to me. It makes me know what people thinks of me. But not all critics matters.

Agybabe: Op, maybe your appearance, character or shape turns her off.

From your dp...hmmm...na true. I see am say you fine.

You may be academically sound but not wooingly sound.

Even with your intelligence, a girl made you to cry. Smh.
kids all over NL

the book you read, did it ask you to cry?

Thank very much. Its not my which to cry but was just an emotional palarva. But the cry I'm talking about was not that noisy one ooo.


Its like
Its called sobbing. Just when tear roll on someone's chick

Paulakosu: Relax man...u sound a bit desperate

OK. Thanks very much. But it was an experience for me

nas4q: The fact dat u cried is no big deal but for u to do it in d open, goes to show how weak u were, even as u may think it's romantic but it's a total turnoff and [/b]that glitch could have explained why no one is willing 2 accept ur proposal[b]. Perhaps ur story had gone viral in d school campus, dat only means u have 2 change ur hunting ground.

Thanks bro. But not that no one want to accept my proposal but I find it difficult to even try another.

Bootybuttchic: no i dont cry...i dance round the village ......and whos bro

Owk sister. But that cry is the last cry for me in this world. But I don't mind if I get the opportunity to also make her do thesame. I will fight for it even if not on me. She must pay ooo. I'm on a revenge mission now

Thanks @jennylove

jennylove7575: You and my son Na age mate. If he write this kind of thing for internet I go flog am.

Wao mummy jenny. Flog a final year student. It will be like

Junior come here and kneel down

Me?

Ah mummy my kneel can only touch ground when I want to propose to a woman oo.

The last time I saw my MUM she asked me how are my wives *[/i]in Yoruba tongue*[i]

Bootybuttchic: @op with this ur english u must be very intelligent ooo



,and u were cryin while toasting babe ....is it for punny or wat

Bro. While I cried was that I realise that we can't be together again and its as if someone just died. And if someone died won't u cry. Lol

mencade5: bro, you fvcked up big time.

Why cry for a lady when you have them lot in abundance? You disgrace me, you disgrace all the guys in nairaland.

You showed her that you are so desperate to make her your chic. Haba! She saw the weakness in you, and she couldnt go out with a weak man.

Also, dating your course is not good, but it works for some people.

Na that cry wey you cry na om dey pain me. Do you know that this same girl wey you dey die for is like a piece of rag to another man? And this very very guy, doesnt care much about her, he fvcks her like hell, and the worst part is that this girl you are dying for, is the one begging another boy to date her.


Promise us one thing, that you will never meet or talk to this girl again. Go to other departments and get a girlfriend there. Delete her number.

thank for ur advice. I really appriciate. That I show how desperate I was is true, that I cried in her presence is reality and that I will not talk to her again is a sure thing. Its not the first time i'm hearing this but was the first time I heard the right thing at the right time. But wanting to date my course mate has reasons