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newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

See viewers

Slay queens una sorry!

Hypocrite

Victornezzar:
Gimme her number den ur problem is solved
Can't u just say dis 2 her
"Hey woman get da fvck out of my life"
She would free ur life

Bro, u wont understand
I have been so harsh on her but still on my neck.

Giving you her number is not a problem if that will make her to forget me.

Please I need your advice, I don't know why I'm so attracted to married women and single mothers. It has come to a point where I can't even freely greet/relate with such women again because when I do, the result is always "a demand for sex". many of them are seriously hating me at the moment because i turned them down. The temptation is just too much for me but God has been there for me.

A month ago i met one pretty lady at an eatery, we engaged in a chat and exchanged contacts. Few days later, she called and invited me to Shopprite very close to her house. After all the choppings she cleared the bills forming big gal with sweet words from her mouth.

Two days later, i was invited to her house. when i got there i met her with 7month old baby that looks so much like her. when asked, she said she's her daughter but she is not married again she has divorced her man some months ago. I sense so many lies when she was talking but hold it to myself. All her effort to get me into her kpekus proves abortive, she tried her best but i wasn't comfortable, then, i told her i'll be leaving. she was so angry as to why i wasn't comfortable with all her explanations.

Today again, I got her calls that she will be coming to my house to spend quality time with me since i wasn't comfortable in her house, that i should be ready to send to heaven because she wont entertain any dull moment. From my investigation she is a married woman but she needs screwing because her hubby is far away.

She has been calling but i refused to pick, till this moment she's still calling.




Please i need your mature advice.

PDP is back like mmm

I heard her screw master David mark is coming out for president of the Zoo. Could it be the reason she is celebrating with the new pics


Still crushing on you sha #SlayQueen

Zephyr1:
They should have understood her sarcasm jare.

Hausa no the joke o

softwerk:
All those girls forming slay queens on Nairaland oya come and follow NPOWER let us know all of you

Aunty hips,,, yummy yummy

ojotu4real:
please i'm yet to receive mine for june only...
State: kano
lga: gaya
ppa: gandu primary school gaya
bank: diamond bank

Same here. Diamond Bank, Benue

Ucheizzy:
Lol, so una dey go NAF screening dey go look fine gehs? � I hail oo

waiting man go do??

mydas01:
Pretty face kwa...k??

yea. Baeutiful

Team Diamond Bank,,, I haven't receive alert yet #BENUE


Am i alone?

Haven't receive yet. #BENUE #DIAMOND

Sabaugo:
My height is 1.60

I saw your pretty face in Enugu center. All the best dearie

melodyogonna:
go to blogger.com
sign in with ur google account
then create ur blog

Thanks. God bless you

Annibel:
Go to www.blogger.com and sign up. You'd need a google account to do that. Its very easy and self explanatory. You can also see How to create a free blogger blog

Thanks. God bless you

please i need your help on how to open a blog spot; step by step.


Thanks in anticipation.

OmoiyaAwax:
Are they still going to paste another list ni?

Mean the 2nd stage...

My name is not there oooo

Is it possible to make the next list when your name is not on the 1st list?

Winner4Life:
The Federal Government late last year initiated the N-power to creat employment opportunities for our educated youths but recently, it has been observed that some of the participants in this programme get this money without working for it. It is also observed that because their boss at each participant place of work has no access to their salaries which is paid directly from the Federal Treasury, they may have little or no control over their truancy. Most of them are, though, hard-working, but the Federal or State Government should introduce a proper monitoring strategy to fish out these bad eggs and engage others who are ready to work.
On a second note, I wish to appeal to the State Government to also boost up the monthly pay of the N-power staff with an additional 20,000 Naira to make their total take-home pay, 50,000 Naira.

What are you waiting for? Bad belle! so one should be pined down because of #30,000


Why not write to Israeli soldiers to come and be supervising them in their various PPA

marco1991:
Must you insult me before making your point? Well I don't blame you it just shows us how uncivilized you are..

Marco no vex.

I wish u luck. okay?

kensmoney:
Dear nairalander, i need guidelines on how to apply for dss recruitment, Any one that have idea on how to apply should plz share with me because i heard that is not done online. thanks

I have been asking questions on how to go about the application but no tangible answer.

I even created thread, no comment. maybe because i didn't attached nude pix with yummy breast that's why i haven't gotten any answer till date.

marco1991:
The instructions about the date of the zonal enlistment exercise is quite vague. How do we know what particular day within the week we are to report to our respective zonal centres. And the instructions don't specify the time the exercise begins, if this is the only information we get everybody will have no other option but to turn up at their zonal centre on the 1st of July by 8am , this I think will cause an uncontrollable crowd

Aproko! Dont be faster than your employers.

Venue, time and date will be communicated soon. Just chill

benitochakone:
Liars all the way. I really think they have a set number of people the can pay and the rest can go to hell..... I am presently a banker and enrolled my wife on the bvn portal myself. Her bank account details are super correct and between me and God, she has been punctual with teaching in the school she was posted to. She has not received a single penny from Npower since Dec 2016. She has followed up with supervisors, focal person and Travelled to Kaduna severally all to no avail. The flimsy excuse given is that on her Voters card, the address given is different from her current address.( Can u Imagine)? And these people claim to be learned in this day and time Presently none of the supervisors or focal persons take our call anymore. This is the mess we find ourselves in. Shit happens and u can't do nothing about it.

Imagine the silly excuse

I feel your wife's pain. She would be paid with time but this is when she need it most.

please mail me here onowa1991@yahoo.com there is something i would like to share with you.

TINALETC3:
Y shud we meet d beautiful actress, who has decided to live her life d way it pleases her , I like minding my bizness abeg

Ibi lyk say you too d lyk DAT arena o

fergie001:
No P,I will delve into the EPT on the 26th of July when the application form is closed.
The EPT is due September.

Alright bro.

Thanks for the preciseful information. God bless you.

fergie001:
Not to sound a bit crumpy,it is advised you go into the exams first,unless you studied outside the Country.
The EPT should be the most important for now.
Secondly,you can't see or print the transcript label,until you have paid.

Okay bro.

I'll pay and start my application as soon as possible.
Thanks for quick response. God bless you.



pls if there is any EPT past question at your end, help a brother and forward it to Nath.odeh@yahoo.com. Thanks