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Morata is even more handsome than Donkeku sef

Abegi

PietroRico:
80m for madrid bench warmer, but United got magad for Ukaku. na so

£65 actually....

Nigga has more UCL goals than Rashford,Martial,Pogba and Lukaku combined

diggz:
Morata is not even half loaf FFS! Dude is more like no loaf especially with the fvcking price attached to is neck. I don't or can't see why we intend to throwaway that kind of money on Morata.

Hope you can still remember how we argued over who to get and who not to get for the strikers position? Well, this was the sole reason I suggested we go with batshuayi/llorente for a season to see if batshuayi can own the strikers position. If we eventually get morata for 80mil batshuayis career with us will be effectively over as we will be forced to play morata even if he is performing or not(another clear case of fernadud Torres).

If na me be batshuayi, na to start to look for another club bcuz I wont let some fvcktards destroy me early, and small career.

Spanish Inzaghi will surprise ya

"I'd rather have UCL winner Alvaro Morata over the Belgian Adebayor" - Antonio Conte, 2017



Don't quote me,quote Conte

BREAKING: Alvaro Morata is very close to signing for Chelsea. [@DiMarzio]

It's happening Airmark.......For £80m

The good news is we lost out on Danilo

SMH
Pussy niggas everywhere


Stay there and be kissing her ass while someone else is fucking it

I don't want Aguero!!!!!
I don't want Aguero!!!!

airmark:
Are you sure you are going to be a caring doctor? You sounded like a mercy killing expert.

Lol...that kid is an annoying fool

PattyCake:
[b]Littlekesh with little brains and even "littler" wits...You try to crack dry jokes but they are as dry as your mom's vagina, little wonder she gave birth to a dry specimen like you.


You are no better than the #400 whores funlord fvcks ,
Look at you shamelessly peddling yourself all over the place, you have an unhealthy obsession with Celebrities because you know your worthless life can never amount to anything from Hazardfan to chelseafan to bigkesh (Useless brother of lilkesh) to conteholic to God knows what else...Nigga you a pereniall failure that takes solace in lifes of celebrities.

Graduated from Grad school or is it medical schooo?
Who passed a nonentity like you, Broke ass quack doctor...SPITS...I doubt you even have a residency,
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ATTENTION...NIGGA YOU A FVCKING attention LovePeddler, I bet you one of the faggs that tweets Heart emojis under superstars with names like "Hazardfanboy".

Any little achievement you make in life you come here peddling it, graduate from illegal university , you will broadcast here, it's your birthday? The whole section must know...Anyways today is a holy day, I have no intention of Sparring with DIRTY WHORES. [/b]

I would have replied your stale punches about parents........
But 2 wrongs don't make a right,take your parents as example


You keep showing signs of a an abandoned product of an area father and a local belly dancer
You are one to talk and yarn rubbish, you even had to form monikers from nowhere

I know your stature is a graphical representation of your mental deformity, but I won't use that against you
I know were so malnourished in utero your head came out taking the shape of our coat of arm,but thats for another day
I know that thing we all assume is your face looks like something your neck threw up in anger,but why use that?
Your reflection must be devastated to look exactly like you.....If you like swallow magnet or even swallow Magneto,you will never be attractive


The only purpose of your life is only to serve as warning to others who don't approve of abortion
Even if a mother has just 9 of you,she will still be called a barren

I am going to beat your stupid self to tears,but then even your tears will avoid your ugly face........You chose to Bleep with me even though you knew it isn't safe sex


If the best you can come up with is false claims about me you should just give up and save face,but then that face can't be saved

God NOSE I stole Funlord's cane,we will beat sense into your repulsive brain till you understand that you are in a wrong world
DJ Khaled could have a party with Rick Ross and Eniola Badmus in that big nostrils of yours


Go to hell kiddo,your intelligence is my common sense

PattyCake:
Little kesh must have been a prostitute In his previous Life from Asskissing Mourinho to declaring Conte is the best thing since flavored Condoms...From Chanting Lukaku to Shamelessly Bashing him...Guy Fear God.

I dey flex with your forefathers like Funlord and Afrodoc,you this mistake too want yarn

God must have moulded your brains with the little sands left after he used up all the useful sand on Einstein's

If you are the sperm that won,one must wonder what kinda genetic disorder your family is fighting

Idoits with small brain.......Lukaku's first touch is heavier than your brain

Chai

Oasis007:



So Maldini is not a Legend, also Ramos is an overrated Defender?!

Point?

afrodoc2:
What a penkelemes in the Shekpe corner

His small ball sense will fail him, BUT BUT.............Maldini and Ramos won't be able to handle him?

A very penkelemes

Since you have decided to step down to their level,I will leave you alone

Sha carry your Lukaku and go

funlord:
AFTER THE DREAM DIED OF AIDS:




BEFORE?....









I feel your pain ogbeni! I really do..

You are mad!!

Critical reading is your enemy.....


His pace and power might see him through but his small ball sense will always fail him


Never was he our dream player,never will he be......Take your donkey and go

afrodoc2:


The guy that Ramos and Maldini won't be able to handle is now a donkey?

Who can handle a donkey??

Can Ramos and Maldini handle a donkey at full pace

We are the foolish Urinated fanboys that were hyperventilating because they hijacked a virus from us

Benteke is a better player than that donkey

Lukaku is no better than Benteke


75 million for the account oooo.....

HPS3:
Just heard we've offered 88 million for higuain what do you guys think.

Not true......We are just playing with Dortmund

If they think we are leaving Auba for another target,they will accept our bid

Ibime:
He's on loan to Vitesse for next season. He's our youth player of the year.

Mason and Charlie Colkett at Vitesse??

2 Fabregas in one team

Tval:
Who is this Mason Mount guy? He played for England u19 in the final against Portugal, he had two assists.

Bigkesh, any info regarding him?

They call him the new Fabregas.....And I think he is the captain of the U-19

I haven't really followed him much...Lost interest in Chelsea youth of recent,I see no point

pamcode:
I don't understand why Matic has to leave? His staying wouldn't affect the Club financially would it?

He has to!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!

Tval:
No, Yokohama for Marvel Studio.

Oh ...sorry

pamcode:
Bakayoko signs a five year deal. Two more signings to balance up things.

2 more??

A back up RB/RWB
A LB
A RW

airmark:
Dayo stop disgracing yourself. I dont need to go to corona to call a college boy to explain that statement for you. A brilliant feyingbole grammar school will do that for you.



Who are the back 4? Where is fabregas going to play?

We switch to 3-5-2 in big games......Hazard/Auba/Cesc in the final third


The back 4 should be Azpi/Luiz/Rudiger/LB

Tval:
We are getting Auba. Two superheroes in the team.

Imagine hijacking a £75m deal for Lukaku just to see us sign Auba for £65m......Agent Jose

Forever trying to hard to prove he is "one of us"

Auba and Batman.....2 superheroes, But don't forget "Wizard Cesc" cause Fabregas is magic

We should terminate the contract with Yokohama and sign with Marvel studio

Aubameyang,Hazard,Pedro,Musonda and Willian running at defenders in a 4-2-4


If they screw this up,I will curse both Marina and Emenalo

Lewis Baker and Musonda are staying


Make sense!!!

Kante/Baker/Fabregas midfield needed against the small teams at the bridge with Hazard and Musonda on the flanks


Samba football

Bakayoko son delete his Instagram posts oooooo


Deal is over


Ijo Shoki leleyi

Nihilist:
How did you ascertain the respective 'ceilings of the players?

You're training to be a doctor, not a carpenter.

In terms of capacity to improve, Lukaku has scored 16, 20, 25, and 26 goals in his 4 consecutive seasons...thats constant improvement....and now he's moved to a bigger team to play along better players who will undoubtedly create better quality chances for him, at a a higher volume too.

Morata on the other hand managed 9, 15, 12, and 20 goals over the same time period

Belloti did 10, 6, 12, and 28 in his last 4 seasons.

I don't know how you assessed these ceilings, but the logic ain't looking watertight to me.

Lukaku has been playing regular pro football for like 6 years now,that's enough for a striker to improve certain aspects of his game

Lukaku's link up play hasn't improved in 5 years now,it will never improve
His first touch?oops
His big game mentality? Ouch


Lukaku is not really 24,his career is more like a 27 year old already.... At 18,his agemates were playing U-19 youth games while he was bossing the Belgian league
He didn't even rot on the bench at Chelsea,he went on loans and added to his game

Morata didn't have that kind of opportunity.....If he adds Stamina and Power(a big "IF" that's why I called him a risk),there is no way Lukaku will stand him at 28

Drogba at 25 was scoring 9 league goals,and he didn't improve much in 2 seasons,how many of his mates that were banging in goals at that time could stand him at 29?

Morata scored 7 goals in the UCL knockout stages with Juventus in one season,Lukaku has 5 goals against the top 6 teams in 3 years


Lukaku is a finished product,Morata isn't...... Lukaku is more matured,but Morata gat the potential
There is a reason he was 1st on Jose and Conte's list



I know you believe only carpenters can hammer a point home,but surgeons are very versatile and good with their hands so permit me to hit this nail on your head.......Morata has more potential in his left boot than Lukaku's entire body

Greatihex:
exactly. Maybe, at the end of the day mou fit beta pass conte. At least em play players like, courtious, zouma etc.

Jose will never play Chalobah against United,City,Liverpool e.t c like Conte did

Jose will rather play Terry on wheelchair than play Ake in a FA cup game at Wembley

We had RLC,Chalobah,Ake and Kennedy on the pitch in one of our games, Jose will never do that


Did you just mention Courtois and Zouma??

Of all the 3 strikers we have been linked with this summer....

Lukaku comes with the PL experience, hence,very little risk but the least ceiling.....He won't improve much,his first touch never improve for 4 years now

Morata comes with a moderate risk,but then a higher ceiling..... if he gets it right,we are sorted out for years


Belotti is the biggest risk of all,one season in Serie A...But he has the highest ceiling.......If this guy can do what he did in Italy in England and Europe,then we can say 'New Drogba'.


I would have been gutted to buy Lukaku when I can buy Morata or Belotti for the same amount..... There is a reason he was second to Morata on Jose and Conte's list



Considering all things,I say let's get Morata AND Auba

1- We can play them together
2- Auba is a short term fix till Morata is ready to lead alone
3- Morata thrives when he is playing with another striker that can engage defenders

PietroRico:
Lmao.
No be by force to form say you get knowledge for everything.
At times it's cool to sit your ignorant ąss down and learn from the back without embarrassing yourself.

I wonder what this thread would look like without ibime and Nihilist, with people like you and hensbrain running things around here.

You didn't need this ,you know