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Griffon:
However, amongst all the media predictions of possible doom and gloom, perhaps another scenario is set to unfold. Perhaps with Conte set to return to Cobham today, there are two or three deals done and dusted and Conte just wanted their announcements delayed until he is available to be included in the photos

They cant use Photoshop??

diggz:
Source....

SkyItalia

EvilMetahuman:
Auba to chelsea for 63million.


Now we are talking.

I hope this one is real.

This kind of reasonable signing is beyond the club

Marina is the only lady I know that can't go shopping with a billionaire's money.....Foolish people

raumdeuter:
bigkesh what do you think about this Costa issue

Honestly, i can't be objective on this issue ........I despise Costa

But then

He is a tough guy to defend,If you ignore his character and drama because of his goals then he will corrupt the entire team........His wahala outweighs his positive impacts by far

What stopped him from calling Conte and sorting things out the moment he got the text or not replying rudely in the first place,he clearly wants to leave....No point keeping him

weedtaker:
yeye club, make MAIN MAN wear that red jersey first, i go destroy here













nd no more slandering of MAIN MAN else i gun you down

Lukaku wanted to go to a "bigger club" and so he went from 7th placed Everton to 6th placed Man United. One step at a time I guess


Time still dey his side to meet us at the top

donjazet:
The Chelsea FC instagram and twitter handle is literally on fire
Every post is met with rebuffs like ''announce someone'', ''fuck_ off'', don't tweet shit_ till you sign someone.
True true Chelsea fans worldwide na agbero.

No be only Chelsea.....Guys have been coping with their shit since forever

Every fanbase will act the same way

Unlimited22:
In our current setup, where shall he play?
At this juncture, the best and only means to pacify fans is to announce one signing.
Whether it be Bakayoko or Rudiger or Sandro or Morata.
Let them just sign someone.

Wetim William and Pedro dey do?

Why are we sleeping on James Rodriguez??

Nigga racks up goals and assists for fun

lordfalcao:
75 million + 15million add on plus rooney? How generous can man u be....

Desperate to get a win over Chelsea.....

Lukaku is not a win funny enough

funlord:
I just read somewhere that he is now to be called Ukaku because chelsin took the L out of his name?

Funny?

Essien,Robben,Mikel,Hazard all dumped their asses,the one time they beat us to a target it happened to be Romelu Lukaku


Abeg give me my Belotti jare

Pietrorico and Funlord better travel to Manchester and beg Woodward not to screw it up


I will so torment their lives

PattyCake:
With the way you are misyarning you just might be right Lord knows even your enemies know you need a new brain.

This is really Lame.....Just like your ability to think

Greatihex:
Sometimes i just fantasize on how devastating chelsea wl be if we sign just messi and verrati with just any sensible pacy and technical goal poacher up front. Choi!!

The last season Everton performance will be nothing compared to what chelsea wl be dishing out week in week out.

We wl be outplaying every team in all aspect of football. No team will ever have more possession than chelsea.
Mehn! That chelsea go too bad!
This is nt impossible to achieve o.

Guys, what do you think?

Forget Messi and Veratti

Imagine we are sensible enough to buy very good players...
The foundation is there already......
The back 3 needed just one really good player to make it scary with Andreas and Ake as back up

We already have a world class CM in Kante,just one more and we are good to go

A quality guy beside Hazard go be overkill


Imagine something like


Azpi......Luis......Van dijk


Moses.......Kante....Naingollan....Sandro


Hazard......CF.......Dembele/Insigne


4 class guys and we are good to go....Fabregas,William,Pedro,Chalobah and co from the bench

PattyCake:




Give us something Better, I heard Liposuction and cosmetic surgery are getting cheaper these days.

You should be concerned more about brain surgery getting cheaper

My manager is fitter than your best winger


Chelsea stay winning

Griffon:
Chelsea cooking up a deal for Belotti. What do you think?

I am all in for Belotti.......He is superb

I am lost

Diggz wetin happen

ToyinDipo:
Reports have it that Lukaku was really keen to show his worth to Mou, by coming to Manchester.
That was what swayed Mou, remember Mou said during the end of last season, that he only wants players who are eager to play for Man united.

What is this??

Spy360:
With others choosing their striking options fast, Chelsea may be left with Olivier Giroud.

Is your brain now Spying on your anus in the battle of shit production?

if it was up to me Cahill,Matic and Costa would have been free agents long ago

Mi o Raye oshi

United fans actually think Lukaku would rather play with Pogba than play with Eden Hazard

If we match that fee,Lukaku is a blue


But I hope we don't

Lana1:
Are u done being stupíd??

Now that you are done,how do you feel?

Lana1:
Ode ni é. If u weren't jumping from moniker to moniker like a street Hoe two seasons ago, u'd ve known where Pietro was coming from with that Line!!!

are you done ranting?

Lukaku is now the best U-25 striker in the world

I always knew the most brain dead fools were here

I will rather Conte go and beg Solanke than Costa.......In fact I will prefer he plays anyone to Costa


Costa is an idiot.....I don't want him anywhere near that team


Aubameyang ooooo!!! But knowing Chelsea ,we will go and get involved in that Belloti tussle till August

lordfalcao:
abeg this guy no worth to wear the blue shirt..

Ignored

Aubameyang, Belotti and Icardi in that order please

After trolling Chelsea about signing the 'poor' Lukaku


Me waiting for Funlord like

Nihilist will make a dope pastor


He wouldn't have to sweat too much to cast out demons,they will run when he is done dissing and insulting them

I can't wait to see him officiating a fight between Angel Michael vs Demons FC while speaking in tongue

Madrid buying mad young talents

First Eleven of superstars
Second XI made up of the very best youngsters


This is exactly what I want for Chelsea


Is this thing hard??