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If only PO had won! by now, the same investors that did Economic magic in Rwanda would have swooped on Nigeria, or at least some parts of Nigeria!

Nevertheless, at all at all na Wich!

Bigkoko through its European subsidiary will commence The Greenhood Projects in the next month! More than three medium size styled smart cluster of villages will built!

Six States so far has indicated interest on having our Greenhood Project sited in their States! Collaboration with State Govt was the key! However, private individuals can also avail themselves of opportunities too! if fair skin, blond hair, blue eyes humans can do it, we blacks can do it!

Next time, not all adult or old men you should listen to, especially those close to the grave!

Do I expect him to wail? Hell no!!!!!

He has his leverage. His boy pasta olukayode is EFCC chairman, if you don't see that as a leverage, then you need to have your head examined, or thrown to the Crocs as you ain't supposed to be among sane humans!

Prior to now, he led a one million man protest...now he says its spiritual. If I curses this one now, it will be like this coconut head Igbo man has no respect for old, probably dementia men!

Do I expect him to cough? hell no! One of his biological son is head of a company that got billions in contract from Kaduna state govt. I only pity those rats here on nairaland doing yeo jobs for pitiance that can't feed a husky dog!

Now, it becomes a curse when old men lie through their teeth all in the name of protecting their kinsmen!

I watch with horror, when the other one I respect so much ordered his members never to watch TV, or buy TV...but now has lots of TV. The other day he granted an interview and proudly tells that he is now based in the UK, and operates his churches from there! Guess what? No body, except Nigerians, SA, Zimb give a hoot about giving God money to get more money... I certainly don't, won't anymore.

For, now, he who says he drinks tea with God should deal with the spiritual thing, no be so?

Una good morning ohhh! Make una continue dey support idiots in the name of religion or tribe..... Asiwaju don dey secure bros Seyi and he children future!!!!

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/vYAVn4kxfoaXops6/?mibextid=oFDknk

Umu Chineke, and nwa Oduduwa, una don make Naija gain small respect last week! If we continue to give wotowoto to those small countries trying to rub shoulders with us, maybe, just maybe, they go begin dey respect Nigeria until Bulablu comot there in 2027!

The report I got is that Western Govts are now studying the mass disruption Bolt & Uber got when these two giants threw online missiles at each other's Hail Ride operations last week!

Geng geng!!!!!.... Naija na men una be! .

truly the giant of Africa...any African country wey do any how go collect wotowoto..... Especially those ones wey their immigration dey try frustrate those with legal documents!

Absolutely

slimfit1:
I think they day we realise that we need to create jobs for our people in Nigeria, will get the respect we are looking for.

They think the same way they are feeble before white settlers in SA that's how Nigerians are!

If not that Nigerians are kind hearted people, the chaos would have resulted in more confusion and losses...

And to those people from the other side, who usually take their hate to South Africa, in a Bid to join and fight the Igbos...shame sjhame shame!!!!!!!!!!.

DeOTR:
I can't even imagine how SAn would think they can win Nigeria in anything.
I mean, why pinch when you know you'll get a deadly blow in retaliation?
Next time una try this nonsense. We'll make it last for a whole month.

This is exactly the foolishness that caused those losses. I am sure you are jobless. Go and ask those business owners who are counting the losses encountered on delivery that turned out to be a hoax!

Next time, try start what you can not finish!

WannaHowzit:
$450,000: Congratulations you came up with another cooked up number like $61B against apartheid. You'll definitely make it to frontpage and Nigerians will lap it up as the holy truth. Nigerians and lies = 5 & 6 🇳🇬👎🏾💩💩💩

Only when it's comes to violence ~ political lynching or sport fight, you will know say Nigeria United. From what I researched, should Nigeria go to war, like Acxtual war with Sa, Nigerians can actually ground their economy due to the sophistication of an average Nigerian with telecomm tools! Image when one million people places an order on SA Value Chain....most sites would crash and restoration might take tiime!

This should be a lesson to other African countries. We dey United in Madness!

Counting the real costs of the 6 hour Trans Nation feud.
SA lost an estimated $450,000 while there is no verifiable data on the actual loss from the Nigerian end. Businesses lost more in SA than it actually did in Nigeria because of better Value Chain in SA. What this showed is the vulnerabilities of globalization. With a carefully hatched plan, flick of a button, it's actually possible to ground an economy and create chaos & confusion. Both fighters on each divide have unwittingly show how ground an economy in less than six hours without the difficult task of hacking! Clap for una sef.....wetin white man no fit figure out naim una test run free of charge, and make the result known free of charge!


Nigeria isn't really divided as many were wont to think! Save some few miscreants who go inbox to cast or snick on Igbos, I see no real nuisance per say. Igbos and Yorubans ain't really at war! What I see from two sides are what I call negative admiration of specific Gifts each other has! It's not actually an African thing. Even the blond hair, blue/torquise eyed men do it too. You sometimes see the French, the Brits, the Germans, the Dutch and the Russians doing exactly what you see these three major tribes doing here in Nigeria! Alas, they have fought needless, and countless wars too. save for Biafran war, where every other tribe joined Yorubans and Fulani to wage a war of attribution against the Igbos, I have not read or see where the Yorubans are engaged with the IGBOS in armed conflicts. No be the same Igbo & Yoruba boys dey join confra together ahahhahahahahhahah....ndi ara

What we as a people has to do is these:
1. Kill religion or you will never make progress. Religious sentiments MUST be restricted to LGA politics.
2. Kill tribalism or you will never make progress. Tribal politicians MUST be restricted to regional politics.
3. Develop a Master Plan based on unique peculiarities of each location. Don't build a hog farm in the north, or a cattle ranch in the South, you get what I am saying right?

And there you have it why demons plague lots of people in Nigeria and have taken over our leaders and citizenry. To walk around safely in Nigeria you better have spiritual fortification of sorts or your soul will be preyed on. Energy vampires. Just by talking to you or touching you some can steal your destiny like this. Some want full possession of your body ( kidnapping for ritual etc ), some of these demons are like bottomless pits of wealth and can never be satisfied and when they take over a leader he will steal trillions of Naira etc etc. I think you get the point

So true!

Imagine a man that stole Lagos state into unimaginable debts.....now scheming to finish Nigeria kpatakpata... they are like Death, never filled!

A Tribute to the Master of rigged election validation: Our Outgoing CJN, Mr. G-dpunishyou Everyday Tillyoudie.

Mr. Tillyoudie, nevertheless had a somewhat tough time, around this time in 2023 because of one obvious reason.....his determination to foist a tief on the nation. He later had his way, and the consequent effect is all now too glaring with ripple effects hitting everyone, including the Africa's Richest man - Dangote, and most recently his own son, who is out there on X wailing and cursing asiwaju. Mr. G-dpunishyou is actually responsible for all these. Sonny, your dad, Mr. G-dpunishyou, actually deserve those curses you laid up for Asiwaju because with out your dad's hand picked judges validating an obvious fraud, tell me how asiwaju would have mess up stuff this real bad!

Tribute from Mr. Bigkoko!

Today, we gather to pay our respects to a man of many talents—so many, in fact, that they often went unnoticed by the untrained eye. As he steps down from his esteemed position, we must acknowledge the undeniable skills he brought to the role. Who else could have mastered the art of looking the other way with such grace? Who but he could have turned the blindfold of justice into a fashionable accessory? Even the blind saw through the nepotism. Even our respected David, busted the disguise in Uk airport...hahahahahhaha, old man doing Alamasie, but this time it wasn't from Uk2Naija, but from Naija2Uk. Well-done sir!

His tenure reminds us of the importance of interpretation—how the truth can be as flexible as the law itself. In an era where the people sought clarity and fairness, he gave them ambiguity, suspense and a go-2-hell finger. Every decision was a plot twist, keeping the nation on the edge of its seat. Haba Mr. G-dpunishyou you are the perfect example of the Law is an Ass wrongly or rightly promoted by the Brits who you always take lessons from.

Indeed, Mr. G-dpunishyou legacy will be studied for years to come—not in law schools, perhaps, but certainly in courses on creative storytelling. He has shown us that justice, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. And what a sight it has been! But could we for once stop and see what beauty his eyes saw? A filthy, trasher drug bibbler!

As he exits the stage, we can only hope that his next chapter will be as entertaining as the last. May he continue to thrive in whatever role he chooses to play next—whether in the shadows or the spotlight, we are certain he will bring his unique flair to it.

Here’s to the man who proved that in the theater of justice, the show must always go on, even if the script sometimes gets lost along the way.

Goodbye Mr. G-dpunishyou, your wicked legacy lives on!

Omo...some people no go like this thread shaaaa..... But I like whether dem no like, because wetin dem no like good for every body!

Blood is thicker than ogogoro.... Burna Boy na confirm Adult! the way I like BB ehhh.

No drama, he drops the shit hot in a coded way! Ride on rugged nigga!

Righthussle:
Now I know this guy is Fela's reincarnation.

Says someone currently having a travel ban to US! Hahahahahahahaha...... One b@st@rd goes out after creating enormous problem for everyone including the Richest Black man on earth, then another one comes in!

One of the son of the leaving b@st@rd is out there in X wailing..... the foolish, old and utterly useless father has put the economy tough for everyone, including his wailing son who share in the father's evil deeds!

Not all old men deserve respect, some na 2 by 2 dem supposed use reset their head!

Kingzjayzee:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/08/23/ill-take-judiciary-to-greater-heights-acting-cjn-kekere-ekun/

This is why i avoid most ghathering, especially festivals this summer period.... Too many really sick prowling around!

Botragelad:
Source;
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/several-people-dead-stabbing-incident-western-germany-bild-reports-2024-08-23/

Wow...just seeing this for the first time! Now I know why children of Oduduwa doesn't want a country of their own. The bad ones amongst them will just mine skulls while the leaders package and sell off the country on eBay!

If in doubt ask Ibikunle Chow Ni Yong

CluelessOMOnile:
The current Italian Prime Minister authored a book that addresses the practice of cann!balism in Yoruba land.
titled "Nigeriana mafia"

Make a post on that I will engage you there. For now, gods for sale in Ogun State is what we are talking off!

Abi you don sell your own?

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣..... Stay one place make thunder estimate the ETA of your mumu ..

opamoses1:
The cannibalism ravaging SE Ibo igbo land. We would talk about the Ibo ritualist later.

So the intent of this thread is tribal. I will help OP with making it more tribal.

Cannibalism of a particular tribe called Ibo in Nigeria is well documented. Even Camerouns have the cannibalism well documented when they used to be part of Nigeria. How their women were killed and ate by a particular Nigerian tribe.

Make a post on that I will engage you there. For now, gods for sale in Ogun State is what we are talking off!

Abi you don sell your own?

opamoses1:
The cannibalism ravaging SE Ibo igbo land. We would talk about the Ibo ritualist later.

So the intent of this thread is tribal. I will help OP with making it more tribal.

Cannibalism of a particular tribe called Ibo in Nigeria is well documented. Even Camerouns have the cannibalism well documented when they used to be part of Nigeria. How their women were killed and ate by a particular Nigerian tribe.

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣... Remind of the person that wrote a book of how to be a millionaire in 7 days but needs money to publish the book, or a pasta telling you he will pray for you and you will become a billionaire but needs your offering and tithes....

Now, you see why Reno Omokri sell he shurch, and become a full time ediat? Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Well, maybe the gods na the ones wey dey hustle for human parts ni

nnamdi640:
He is not going anywhere, beside he should use the shrine to better himself rather than selling it if he knows those gods are working

On this ritual nonsense thing ravaging much of SW, Ronu and their elites gat to do some soul searching ohhh.

Even those wey hold keys to hell 🔥 and heaven dey pretend say them no dey see am.

Abi these skull miners no deserve heaven too?

Omo..... instead of all these 💰 money ritual nonsense, na to start genuine organ export remain for these guys ohh.

I feel like throwing up... Seun should improve on his site please so that stuffs like these gets open willingly.

CluelessOMOnile:
How true is this my brother?

It is said that there is a Human parts market in Jankara, Lagos.
There are genuine traders and honest businessmen who are perhaps not aware of the dark secret the place harbours

But the rule is;
For Fresh body parts, there's a Book &Wait order
For Dried ones, an Instant delivery

No be small breaking new ohhh...... hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣

helinues:
Breaking news indeed

Omo I thought it was only pastas that were selling hustling centers. Even one in Delta sold the center and the worshippers too! Where wahala start na when tithe payers decides to leave ohh. New pasta thought old pasta scamn am. New pasta dey Canada dey enjoy with he family.

budaatum:
What's the difference, apart from the price?

https://nigeriapropertycentre.com/for-sale/commercial/churches/showtype

Omo..... See the one wey got me laughing so hard!

"They will package and sell of their country on eBay"..... hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

They have started selling gods in Ogun State!

Areosapien:
They are BORN FAILURES for real.
Failures in all ramifications.
Failure surges through their veins like municipal water mains. These guys are sttupiid to the fukkking bone, and it doesn't help that they are mostly ugly to boot. We can all see, in real time, that, just like the core North, they would be EXTINCT if the country were to break up.
For many years, we watched their motley crew of tribalists, nincompoops, quacks, touts and generational immbeciles cause so much noise pollution about how Igbos should leave THEIR Lagos alone. We've even seen them attempt to compare Anambra and Lagos, not minding that Lagos was the country's capital for 77 years and was developed with Nigeria's commonwealth!
Why don't we look at the states they've been able to run on their own without the undue advantage that was given to Lagos? I'm talking about the Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Ekiti and Ondo states. Before you even say two sentences, the dunces will quickly go and pull out IGR figures like the illiterates they are, not realizing that development is measured by actual HDI. If you want them to argue based on literacy rates, child mortality, female education, antenatal access and even clean water access, you'll see them quickly turn deaf and dumbb.

They are an ethnic group in serious trouble, because if they were to actually stand on their own, 1 or possibly ALL of these 3 outcomes would play out:

1. Their new 'country' would be packaged and sold off on eBay after the imbeciiiles they have as leaders have mismanaged their commonwealth on useless white elephant projects, racking up bad debts that have pauperized and left them as indentured servants to the creditor countries, and dipping as soon as the kasala burst.

2. The citizens would hunt themselves to near EXTINCTION due to rampant ritual killings, human parts harvesting, gbomo-gbomo and God knows what more barbaric filthy practices they would subsist on as the primitive reprobates they actually are.

3. Benin Republic would finally invade and capture them, marking a hilarious end to one of the most useless 'countries' ever created.

Dear Ronubastards, you all can fight my words and curse my existence, but the sad reality is that the truth will remain the truth. None of the things I said up here were pulled from thin air.
We know your leaders are useless, and that racking up debts is a cultural thing for you guys. Tinubu and Fashola's terrible running of Lagos is well known judging from the staggering, unjustifiable debts they racked up. Who can forget Aregbesola the ONIGBESE himself? The same man who pauperized Osun state with his useless white elephant projects to the point the state became a running joke around here. It is merely an amplification of the Yoruba spendthrift nature of even collecting loans to host Owambe parties, so financial mismanagement is a cultural thing for you guys.
And of course I don't need to talk about the ritual killings, skull mining, and organ harvesting wey we sabi una for. In fact, it has become a case of "Another day, Another skull" in the South-West.
Awon SKULLARSHIP INTELLECTUALS, I hail thee. 😂

These guys need to get off the fukking internet and go do some proper soul-searching about themselves. Because if Nigeria should split, they're going extinct 😂

Hahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 .....na waooo!!!!
You forgot to add Ibikunle Kim Kom... After all na him start all these saga!

RuggedBiafran:
Ademola Jin Su
Ronke Wu han

Chin wa mudashiru

...i thought na only pastas dey sell their hustle centers, not these keepers of ancient traditions, abi them too don join hustlers for that side?

CyrusVI:
Its too costly tho
But
U go make your money back.. U go use am chop gullible people

Omo some people go soon dey bear names like Mi Chow, Lee Chan, Yu Deng.....

BREAKING NEWS:
People are now selling their deities and using the money to japa..... ronu no go kill us with laugh oohhhh.
This is juju for sale in Ogun State.

Complete Juju Shrine for sale.
Everything is intact.
About 12 different gods, all working perfectly well.

Price: N9.6 million naira.
Location: IMODI-IMOSAN, IJEBU-ODE, OGUN-STATE, NIGERIA.

Reason for sell: Owner japa to Canada for greener pastures because of Yoruba bad leadership and hunger in Nigeria.
No cassava, no garri, no ewa and no recruiting 50 million youths into the army.
😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂 🫢

Omoooo...this people sef. Palliatives no reach this hand?