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No matter the Mkpurummirir bacterians take, na just one dose of Bitter Obi Bitters, all the yamayama go flush out! BOB works better than agbo jedijedi.No buy from these urchins hands ohhh. just let me know,I go connect you with one ogbonge Obidient wey you run am for you!

AnambraPikinSel:
Too much mkpurumiri no good for body

My problem with y'all is the way y'all think! you here, now and then keep calling people clowns, but once y'all are reciprocated in kind, yall be crying to Mod like that jobless, nairaland resident...lol. Anyway,wasn't expecting much from a toddler on 30k per month beat! Keep it up sonny, one day he go better!

Paraman:
This is the same way you clowns said he will win the 2023 presidential election.

Gbajue will never become the president or vice president of Nigeria

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! You dey mind am!

TouchNfollow:
Forget the punctuation and digest the discuss.

You no Sabi another line? Even robots dey do pass this na? Abi them never send you stipends? Just take one Bitter Obi Bitters take hold body for now!

Paraman:
Gbajue will never become the vice president of Nigeria

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nothing wey una no go talk, other than how life has become miserable for y'all .

No worries bruh.... HE Peter Obi is coming to the rescue in 2027....

Paraman:
Gbajue is porting to the PDP, he wants to become Atiku's vice... He will never become the vice president of Nigeria.

So this werey Mami na ogi she dey take hold side, still take dey feed this agbaya? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no wonder he dey think like who ogi dey inside he 💀

I 100% agree with you on the condition that HE Peter Obi will be sworn in as president in 2027....
Just dey play! Asiwaju might end up being the first president to enter prison due to massive looting while in office!

Paraman:
Gbajue will never become the president or vice president of Nigeria

I wish he get sense, I for fit give small connect to dey supply ogi to one offshore platform near Koko for Delta State. But this one go drink the whole ogi finish hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oduduwapigs:
Have you tied ogi for your mother today?

Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that one he sis Don disown. Even the family don tire for am! E be like who Dem curse when he small.

Imagine:
No wife at 50+.
No work at 50+.
No skill at 50+.
Love crooks & bad leadership at 50+.

Just allow rest.....

Oduduwapigs:
Don't mistake me for your mother

Some people breaths and eats wickedness. Its genetic. You can't help them!

See the scenario! First, he tries to derail the post, making reference to mosquitoes, fully understanding that the post will someday save him because he himself is guilty of cyber bullying because he has called pastor Adeboye scammer and broad daylight robber... nothing different from what ijele is accused off! This is how far people can go with h@tred.....they Dont mind sacrificing future comforts!

Yet, he accuses another person of trying to derail a post and subsequent calling Mods ~ tufiakwaaaa this kind person! I tell you na follow come curse be this! I don't think cele prophets fit save this one!

As a human, I definitely have some weakness..this may just be one of it: a total h@tred for vseless, $hameless, old jobless 🤡 on nairaland! There are some oldie that once I see their comments, I Immediately remembers Mbad, and his vseless father!

Anyway, I don buy koboko wey Dem cook with atarodo pepper 🌶️..... E just remain to use for this werey back....

Anyway, part of our CSR budget will be channelled into funding Nigeria Today with Bigkoko, and we hope Nigerians whether bacterians or Obidients will get to enjoy good, responsible governance!

Every one in the Developed world understands that the Govt of the day whether through their Party or not, to unimaginable or low levels is an enemy of the citizens. Some countries founders long before their death planned to safeguard their offsprings by creating a counterbalance ~ a law that's unchanged that grants the citizens Rights to bear arms, such as the US Second Amendment:

[i]The Second Amendment of the United States Constitution reads: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
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Now, the people who Nigeria were handed over to never in their widest imagination forsaw that a day will come when no. State actors like UGM, Boko Haram, Oduduwanistan secessionists etc would ATM themselves and fight the govt and the people!

Neither did this same set of people foresaw that a day will come when the govt would muscle free speech or criminalize what should at worse be a civil offense! Or is it that they're just "BLACK" in thinking, in behavior and in understanding? Or possibly they Plan to always be in power, because such anti people laws will continually favor them!

A lot of people are languishing in prisons, in remand centers through bogus, uncivilized law that gives power to the government to arrest, detain, charge and commit to prison anyone accused of "cyber bullying"..... Do these people actually understand the meaning of Cyber bullying? Ijele is still in prison for a civil offense, which could be sorted out in the courts while the poor dude continue his work, if actually he had one, and If culpable, made to pay fines to the Govt and also, to the victim. This is after both parties have proved their points! Noo....we are black and once we have Power, it's in our nature for dissenting opinions to stop! You're enjoying that law today, one day it will be used against you or your offsprings!

This is the law I'm talking about: Sections 24(1)(b)(2)(a)(i) of the Cybercrimes Act, 2015, and Sections 374 and 375 of the Criminal Code Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.

We will focus more on this law in a Prime Time show we are launching next week in Kigali Rwanda and also in Brussels Belgium in late June: NIGERIA TODAY with Bigkoko!

Just imagine the impudence, open legal foolishness in asking a probably jobless TikToker to bring 100M NGN for bail while Sirika who stole billions, committed crimes against 200+ million people is asked for same bail bond! Them swear for Nigerian judges abi na follow come curse be this one!

This is one law HE Peter Obi MUST work hard to repeal because it actually targets the Common man, the poor people whose saving solace is the Social Media, otherwise, without Abido Shaker shockers from dramas coming out daily in Nigeria, many people for don commit suicide especially those old, jobless, skill less nairaland residents!

We shall be commiting significant resources to see this law repeal once PO gets elected and sworn in!

Excerpts from a Post here on nairaland!
Police arraign two Tiktokers for defaming Lagos monarch, Oba Elegushi

Two Tiktokers – Adesola James and Odunmosun Awiye, were on Tuesday arraigned before the Federal High Court, Lagos State, for cyberstalking, illegal publication and defamation of character against the monarch of Ikate-Elegunshi, Oba Saheed Elegushi.

The defendants, known as Arifanla Jogun Omo Odo Agba and Okiki-OshunT, respectively, were arraigned before Justice Abimbola Awogboro on four counts bordering on conspiracy, cyberbullying and defamation.

The police prosecutor, Nosa Uhumwangho, told the court that the duo committed the offences between December 2023 and March 2024.

Uhumwangho said James and Awiye illegally and unlawfully published audible sounds through their Tiktok platform known as ‘Arifanla Jogun Omo Odo Agba.’

He also told the court that apart from using their TikTok handle to commit the offences, they also used other social media handles such as WhatsApp and Facebook.

The prosecutor further told the court that their actions caused insult, injury, criminal intimidation, hatred or needless anxiety to the monarch and the people of the Ikate Kingdom

According to the prosecutor, the offences committed are punishable under Sections 24(1)(b)(2)(a)(i) of the Cybercrimes Act, 2015, and Sections 374 and 375 of the Criminal Code Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.

However, James and Awiye pleaded not guilty to the charges against them.

Following their not-guilty plea, the prosecutor asked the court for a trial date and urged the court to remand the defendants till the determination of the charge.

However, the Tiktokers’ lawyers, P. O. Gongo and Elias Nwagiugwu told the court that they have filed their clients’ bail applications, which have been served on the prosecutor.

They urged the court to admit their clients to bail in the most liberal terms.

The prosecutor admitted being served with the bail applications and informed the court that he was not opposing it, but urged the court to use its discretion in granting the bail applications

Consequently, Justice Awogboro, in her ruling on the bail applications, admitted each of the two Tiktokers to bail in the sum of N100 million, with two sureties in like sum.

The judge also ordered that the sureties must be blood relations to the two defendants, who have paid three years tax, and with means of livelihood.

The judge, however, ordered that the two Tiktokers be remanded in the Ikoyi Correctional Centre pending when they can perfect their bail terms.

She adjourned the case till June 4 and 5, 2024, for further hearing.

Should Obidients bother much about someone who's plan is to depend on "Luck" so as to be successful? Imagine person wey probably attend school where 3 out of 4 years, schools dey on strike! Lol

EmperorCaesar:
Poor Punctuation

Which school una go sef

This obidient sefs

Come to think of it? What really made Nwa-ike to trust oga X and tell his yoo boys to defect, even though he's lawyer with good understanding of what the law says about defecting. Well, he was counting on the useless One to reciprocate his electoral gangsterism in Rivers State. My dear you have been paid well enough with FCT ministry!

Singing....."Tinubu on your mandate we stand" will not help you. I can imagine the subtle ridicule they will give him in private and among themselves. Like see this Bini abi Ikwerre werey..... hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

First of all, let me start by appreciating Asiwaju whose political tactics is akin to that of a hyena, for cutting down to size his helper, the man who single handedly stole Rivers Mandate for Asiwaju. Be patient I will explain at the end of this epistle why Asiwaju as an hyena is especially useful to Obidients. Four key persons instrumental to his presidency is gone! Nwa-ike, Hell rufai, the white lion and gandollar!

The man used to deceive the ex Gov of Rivers is a baby alligator trying to be seen as full fledged Cro in Aso Rock! Let's call him oga X. I will explain.

We must appreciate oga X for deceiving our loquacious drunk who thinks through a mouthful of badly cooked corns 🌽 that yesterday, today and tomorrow begins and ends with him, and that his planned war chest from Rivers coffer will stay till 2027 when he will reignite his desire to be one of the three main principals in Nigeria! But fate had other Plans. Indeed, whenever there's a rise, expect a leveler, bow out or fall! Our dear Ikwerre abi Bini immigrant would have non of this steady principle of power!

During the beginning of this 25BN monthly remittance from Rivers coffer saga, oga D thought he's got a great team of friends in the person of CoS. Our oga D aptly turned into a Sissy swotty school boy, dancing to a weird tune only him and Baterians strangely enough, derive joy dancing....."Tinubu....on your mandate we stand!"..... hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣. How ignorant can a two term govnor be!
You're fighting to keep on receiving 25BN monthly for the next four years.....for what? To fight Asiwaju? Or Are you planning to start an Ikwerre/Bini war with Nigeria? Have this man forgotten the first principle of kingship? All kings must turn against any king maker who Plans to build a war chest. If you are loyal, you must depend.on the war chest of the king maker and be grateful with what ever he gives you. This is why Asiwaju refused any concessions, contract from Buhari 8 yrs in office. But our dear wants to be in FCT and Also in Port Harcourt.....you go explain tire, nothing go come out!

When oga D rushed to seek Asiwaju help to tame his run away Impala; Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa, he forgot that oga X would ask what the heck was the agreement prior to the conflict. Fubarachukwu aptly spilled the beans: oga wants 25 B every month from me. To fight you guys in 2027.....do you want that? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get the drift now?

Now, we must tame him using his weaknesses. Remove the most potent tool he has on his hand first: the House of Assembly members, then let his political godson finish the job. Stand aloof. Support neither side. Be neutral because naturally given the situation, Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa would win! Tell them to defect to prove his and their loyalty. Vroom like dog wey cunt dey scratch, all of them in a life video defected. As if everything was simply working against him. Nobody dragged PDP leadership with him, because they just want the bad fruit to fall by itself...this is it! He's neither having the leadership of APC or PDP in Rivers. All thanks to oga X!

Truly, oga D is not that smart given that he was an agbero before Odili and Ameachi took pity on him and made something out of his frustrations! But one thing he really failed to understand Tinubu hates people without strategy; this is why PO scares the shit outta him!
Ask Asari Dokubo. The alabo of 🐟 fish pond is crying. Truly Asiwaju wants to help the werey, but the he's gat no tact. without tact, you can get contract or money. Ask Oluomo. National Politics is beyond gathering Agbo drinking uneducated riffraffs and giving them tasks to steal ballot boxes. Ask Fashola, his pet gov. Beyond the hubris of this & that, the man gat no tact....the list is endless. One thing you can not take away from Asiwaju is his good understanding of the Mafia Creed: Stay away from the dumb, they will rub it on you. This is one of the reason why Reno is not funded despite throwing his head, hand and blocus to whitewash an Aegean stable. This is also why the likes of hellions and other jobless, tactless goons resident in nairaland are left to suffer hunger and penury! Shishi no go come out until you prove you are useful, and without ambition!

This is also why Asiwaju is fixated on HE Peter Obi... PO understands the power of Politics: stay close to your ambition, but closer to your voting base! Asiwaju lacks this. After many years of ruling or dictating who rule Lagos, he lost Lagos to PO in a simple test of popularity with PO. Asiwaju stayed close to his ambition but refused to stay close to the people. The people never forgets!

For now, Nwa-ike, son of struggle will lose because oga X threw him under the bus, long before he knew. Fubarachukwu is just doing a mopping up to finish the job on him. If he still has sense, by now, he will realize that na Asiwaju run am street no be Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa!

Note: Oga X is one time legal practioner in the US, a two or three time Rep member and currently the capo enforcer for Asiwaju in Aso Rock!

Because despite the bribery allegations, which both companies have agreed to, Asiwaju has recently reissued the OML license.

The investigations would determine if bribes had passed hands, which I'm sure might have! Which the Americans genuinely & curiously wants to know!

Sprinklepee:
This thing na jonathan sign am then, why una dey shout tinubu name?

I quite agree with you. I have a couple of friends who live there. They ain't any part of the leave our Lagos geng! Moreover, it appears even Lagos Gov is now sitting up on its responsibility of making Lagos habitable and free from scourge of miscreants from other SW states?

SmartPolician:
Eti-Osa is home to the most educated, richest and exposed Nigerians. Online bigotry won't change anything here. Nigerians who live here genuinely want to see positive change and if Thaddeus doesn't represent that positive change, he will be kicked out.

Baba emiloka is failure personified!

Franklyspeakin:
Emilokan, emilokan,
Baba wey no well
e dey shout emilokan!!!!

hand dey shake
leg dey shake,
Baba wey no well
E dey shout Emilokan.

the wonderment of the EMILOKAN ERA.
The people we are traveling to convince to invest in us are showing us the corruption within.

The Americans don't take it lightly those who violates their laws, be you who! If they can haul an ex POTUS, with knowledge about the working of the Govt including nuke secrets, then who the heck might you been! The investigation off course would uncover how much bribe money was dished out for the new license!

With Asiwaju, the embarrassment never stops?

slimjohn2k5:
US is fighting for her own interest.

US Congress Writes Justice Department, Urges Them To Challenge Tinubu’s Decision!

Two members of the United States Congress are urging the Department of Justice to reopen an investigation into oil giants Shell and Eni over allegations of corruption surrounding a 2011 deal for lucrative Nigerian oil bloc Oil Prospecting License (OPL) 245.

Their call comes after Nigeria’s President Bola Tinubu controversially restored the oil block’s ownership to the European firms.

In a letter dated May 8, 2024 to Attorney General Merrick Garland, Representatives Maxine Waters and Joyce Beatty alleged that Shell and Eni violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA) by paying over $1.1 billion in bribes to Nigerian officials, including former President Goodluck Jonathan, to secure the OPL 245 oil rights.

“Available evidence implicates both companies in a scheme that resulted in the payment of $1.1 billion in bribes to Nigerian government officials,” stated the lawmakers from the financial services and national security committees.

They emphasised that U.S. law prohibits American firms from bribing foreign officials to benefit their business interests.

Shell and Eni, being registered with the SEC, “continue to profit from the deal in violation of the FCPA,” they added.

“Eni’s legal challenge, filed at the International Centre for Settlement of Investor Disputes (ICSID) and based upon the corruptly acquired prospecting license and related Resolution Agreement, as well as the use of the original contract in arbitration proceedings, constitutes further violation of the FCPA.

“The ICSID proceedings are currently suspended until May 23, 2024, with the agreement of the parties, suggesting that a settlement is being negotiated. Allegations have been made in the Nigerian press of further corruption relating to a settlement,” the lawmakers said.

“Shell and Eni, both registered with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), continue to profit from the deal in violation of the FCPA.

“The reopening of this case would further illustrate the U.S.’ commitment to ‘aggressively pursue foreign bribery cases,’ as stated in the U.S. Strategy on Countering Corruption and reaffirm its pledge to fully implement the OECD Anti-Bribery Convention.

“We urge you to leverage this potent anti-corruption law to address the issues in this case and to send a powerful message that the United States stands vigilant in its pursuit of corporate crime around the globe,” they added.

OPL 245 is perhaps the most talked-about asset in Nigeria’s oil industry. It covers 1958 square kilometers and holds over nine billion barrels of crude oil, equivalent to nearly one-quarter of Nigeria’s total proven reserves.

The deal popularly called the Malabu scandal involved the alleged transfer of about $1.1 billion by Shell and ENI through the Nigerian government to accounts controlled by a former Nigerian petroleum minister, Dan Etete.

From accounts controlled by Etete, it was alleged that about half the money ($520 million) went to accounts of companies controlled by Aliyu Abubakar, popularly known in Nigeria as the owner of AA oil.

Anti-corruption investigators and activists suspect he fronted for top officials of the Goodluck Jonathan administration as well as officials of Shell and ENI.

The transaction was authorised in 2011 by Jonathan through some of his cabinet ministers and the money was payment for OPL 245, one of Nigeria’s richest oil blocks.

The oil resources of the OPL 245 license have remained undeveloped since the controversies began.

https://businessday.ng/news/article/us-lawmakers-write-justice-department-to-re-investigate-nigerias-1-3-billion-oil-field-scandal

Ass licked, and asslickers in the mud! They go lick tire. Nothing go come out from Asiwaju ass!

condralbedez:
So this Osun-Ogun River basin appointment can't still be given to FKK or Reno Those two ass licker don suffer nobi small.

Wetin concern igbos for this! No be una say Ikwerres no be igbos? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMEGA009:
Correct me if I’m right but is there no competent person in the whole Ogun/Osun area?

Will the Igbos or Ikwerres be happy if a Yoruba man was appointed to head the NDDC or Igbo region?

Chukwuemeka Woke ~ roughly translated in igbos dialect G-d has done well, strong man! is not an Igbo man ohhh! Because I know this same geng of Ikwerre is not Igbo will later count this as part of appointments given to igbos!

Plus a fair and equitable share of the monstrous loans they cheered Buhari into taking!

DMerciful:
Lagos belongs to all Nigerians equally.

If you don't like it, support Yoruba nation. Even after Yoruba nation is granted, you must pay Nigerian reparations to take Lagos for the billions that Nigerians invested in Lagos as assets

Voting in Lagos is for aboriginals and lawful residents, not online Lagosians who are currently been deported to their respective states!

SmartPolician:
If you had some common sense, you would understand that I am trying to explain what is happening, not telling the government what to do. Besides, I ended the comment with not voting for Thaddeus again if he didn't perform well.

Will these Baterians plan a pogrom against sane Yorubans for having what I called, "Broader view" of life and we'll being? Just like Sawo Olu and his agents recently shown by deporting miscreants from other SW states forming online Lagosians!

JAMO84:
We don't need to fight Oyibo in Yoruba land, they are too inconsequential in the scheme of things, but you see those useless "Yoruba buts" that help our enemies to vote in snakes like this, they really need to be properly dealt with.


If the wall doesn't crack, a lizard cannot get into it.

You spoke my mind!

DMerciful:
You always deflect with this pedestrian logic of someone not quoting you when you have nothing to respond.

If you make illogical comment, someone has to counter you! If you don't want counter then don't comment on a public forum. Rvbbish

They'll even fry their brothers and sisters for showing compassion to a stranger with great investment in Lagos!

PDPdestroyer:
Yoruba Obidients are the scum of the earth, utterly brainless folks

Bruh I guess you'd be voting in Lagos from Okitipupa? Haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...... Una no accept the project without without compensation? No be una dey shout support with out seeing it from business and investment prism?

Una fo wail tire. The good people of Lagos, the aboriginals, the lawful residents knows a viable, quality representative who interphase between constituents and the government! I know person like you prefer Oluomo as Rep!

We igbos no be like una!
Enugu had just passed a bill to allow Fulani ranchers to procure land in Enugu State! If they get money, land dey to give them, otherwise, the governor would give them his father's ancestral land!

helinues:
Dust bin materials

The guy's case and others shall be revisited squarely before the next election.

The acclaimed woke Yoruba , shame on you people

I laugh at the infantile, disgusting, dysfunctional behavior of certain people from that region that usually vote druggies & oluwole certificate holders. Now here's the strangest part of their hypocritical life....

During the heydays of this Landmark issue. They saw it from a tribal prism, rather from common good and business perspective. This is even though they know the demolition is needless. But like a herd of slowpokes, they all supported the coastal highway with needed or needless demolition just to spite their imaginery land grabbers; the igbos!

Fast-forward to now that notable personalities have spoken in support of landmark, especially the viral tweet by wife of a former deputy CBN gov. And now that it appears Landmark is upping the game and definitely going to collect monstrous compensation, they're now venting from their dirty mouth! Who do una all these strong thing?

They all supported the demolition with or without compensation. Even though it's gonna turn them to paupers! Only landmark was thoroughly against it.

The one that goes by the name seunmsg will be wondering why did the Rep present only Landmark petition? The old cargo can not comprehend the fact that only those against a project can legitimately petition against the project. Abi all of una no say the project good, and y'all accept it wholeheartedly. So why should the Rep member present a petition for those who accepted it?

You sure say these Baterians normal so?